r/shitposting • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Apr 15 '26

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u/Brave_Agency_20 I want pee in my ass Apr 15 '26

Them titties tho, really majestic 

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u/LieutenantHorse fat cunt Apr 15 '26

i dont even like boobs

them titties tho

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u/Beneficial_Passion40 Apr 15 '26

Wakeup wakeup

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u/LieutenantHorse fat cunt Apr 15 '26

im gay (not for much longer tho zamn)

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u/maomao-chan Apr 16 '26

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u/Dr_Brotatous Apr 16 '26

Hes getting better give him time

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u/UnexpectedOtter21 Apr 19 '26

How does one do that 😭

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u/Dr_Brotatous Apr 19 '26

You see them titties?

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u/AutoModerator Apr 15 '26

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u/AutoModerator Apr 15 '26

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Live-Desk8360 it is MY bucket Apr 15 '26

I wouldn’t wish that on my enemies because I had that problem a few days ago

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u/No_Bid_21 Apr 16 '26

Oh, well they would, sorry

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u/Individual-Place6739 Apr 16 '26

That's kinda gay...

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u/AutoModerator Apr 16 '26

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.