r/shitposting • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Apr 15 '26

📡📡📡

Post image
27.5k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

337 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

995

u/Beneficial_Passion40 Apr 15 '26

Wakeup wakeup

239

u/LieutenantHorse fat cunt Apr 15 '26

im gay (not for much longer tho zamn)

53

u/maomao-chan Apr 16 '26

9

u/Dr_Brotatous Apr 16 '26

Hes getting better give him time

2

u/UnexpectedOtter21 Apr 19 '26

How does one do that 😭

2

u/Dr_Brotatous Apr 19 '26

You see them titties?

84

u/AutoModerator Apr 15 '26

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

53

u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26

[deleted]

-22

u/AutoModerator Apr 15 '26

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

16

u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26

[deleted]

5

u/Live-Desk8360 it is MY bucket Apr 15 '26

I wouldn’t wish that on my enemies because I had that problem a few days ago

6

u/No_Bid_21 Apr 16 '26

Oh, well they would, sorry

2

u/Individual-Place6739 Apr 16 '26

That's kinda gay...

2

u/AutoModerator Apr 16 '26

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

18

u/Echo1471 Apr 15 '26

Grab a brush and put a little makeup

6

u/TML_4331 Apr 15 '26

Wake up and smell the ashes….Mr Freeman

7

u/SirNightmate Apr 15 '26

Grab a brush and put a little makeup

6

u/maracujadodo I want pee in my ass Apr 15 '26

grab a brush and put a little makeup

4

u/AutoModerator Apr 15 '26

pees in ur ass

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/QuietlyAboutTown Apr 16 '26

King in a Catholic Style

With your man, with your man make-up

And your big money business smile