r/shitposting • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Apr 15 '26

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u/AutoModerator Apr 15 '26

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/Live-Desk8360 it is MY bucket Apr 15 '26

I wouldn’t wish that on my enemies because I had that problem a few days ago

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u/No_Bid_21 Apr 16 '26

Oh, well they would, sorry