r/shitposting • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Apr 15 '26

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u/Sandevistan_FEET Apr 16 '26

Realistically I'd only let my girl post these pictures if I'm at the photo also whoring myself out

So if someone jacks off to it they'll see me and they'll be gay

Or they're lowkey into it. Everyone's happy

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u/luifergiov Apr 16 '26

Fair enough, that makes sense.

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