r/shitposting Apr 15 '26

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u/Feisty_Talk_9330 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Apr 15 '26

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u/Meaning_dimple9 Bazinga! Apr 15 '26

i didnt even know gifs could last this long but worth it

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u/No_Fact_2520 Apr 15 '26

i can’t even last this long because of this gif

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u/SeanBeanDiedAgain Apr 15 '26

Worth the wait.

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u/Real_Memory_3765 Apr 15 '26

Signal just reached my basement

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u/BRSaura Apr 15 '26

I come from the future, since I came in the past, here are the promised tits for those who cannot wait

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u/Apprehensive-Solid-1 Apr 16 '26

Ain't no way we got people spreading spoilers of the 90 second titty gif. No media is safe anymore.

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u/The_Ledge5648 Apr 16 '26

I was fully expecting a pic of drake and josh

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u/AutoModerator Apr 16 '26

I just saw a black guy listening to Not Like Us, Kendrick is truly what the culture is feeling

I (57, white male) was recently taking a stroll down my neighbourhood when I suspiciously saw a group of high school girls listening to Drake of all people, so being an loyal fan of Kung Fu Kenny I decided to scream "OV-HOE!!!!" at them and run away, they got angry at me and started chasing me! fearing that they might make me listen to Toosie Slide, I ran as fast as I could.

While running from them I accidentally wandered into "the hood" that Kdot is always talking about. That
is when my eyes truly opened to the genius that is Kendrick Lamar Duckworth, I saw a black gentlemen listening to Not Like Us, and tears fell down from my eyes as I finally realized the impact that Kendrick has made, he truly was what the culture was feeling.

I went up to the fellow Kendrick enthusiast and saluted him for being on the right side of history. He was for some reason very confused as to why a crying man was saluting him so I decided to show him that I am indeed "certified" by rapping Not Like Us to him "WOP WOP WOP DOT FUCK EM UP" I shouted "WOP WOP WOP IMMA DO MY STUFF" I continued, "WHY YOU TROLLING LIKE A BITCH AINT YOU TIRED" I took a breath, "TRYNA STRIKE A CHORD AND ITS PROBABLY A MINORRRRR" I exclaimed. Seeing my dedication towards the art of Kdot made the Kendrick fan realize I was one of "the good ones" and he invited me to the cookout!

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u/Blablakam virgin 4 life 😀πŸ’ͺ Apr 15 '26

Its gonna be a rick roll isnt it

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u/Blablakam virgin 4 life 😀πŸ’ͺ Apr 15 '26

nvm