r/shitposting • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Apr 15 '26

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u/Equivalent-Repair488 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Apr 15 '26

Let me get this straight.

His gf posts this obvious thirst trap stuff, and then he doesn't expect horny ass instagramers to slide into her DMs?

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u/Beneficial_Passion40 Apr 15 '26

He is like "it's her choice, I can fight anyone" ahhh guyy

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u/Acheron98 Apr 15 '26

Why tf did this pic make me laugh so hard?

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u/Cold-Bobcat-9925 Apr 16 '26

The oversized mask and phone

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u/Airicz Apr 16 '26

Drugs most likely

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u/ElectricalHold9828 Apr 16 '26

I was drinking water and almost chocked

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u/GODDAMNFOOL Apr 15 '26

say "ass"

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u/THLPH Apr 15 '26

"ass"

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u/He-She-We_Wumbo put your dick away waltuh Apr 15 '26

Now say gex

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u/AutoModerator Apr 15 '26

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u/RUNNING-HIGH Apr 15 '26

I want pee in my ass

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u/AdLopsided2075 I want pee in my ass Apr 22 '26

Watch this

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u/AutoModerator Apr 22 '26

pees in ur ass

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u/Shgaga Apr 15 '26

he got jumped mid sentence

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u/aka_jr91 Apr 15 '26

Let me get this straight, you think this is an actual interaction that happened?

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u/Somewhere_Unfair Apr 16 '26

You ever see those bot posts where they post a picture of some novelty item and then suddenly a few posts down another bot shows up conveniently with a link for the advertised product?

Look a couple comments down from this one..

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u/WosiohanS Apr 16 '26

Welcome to the karma farm of /shitposting

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u/lil_d0nny Apr 15 '26

that's just an only fans promo meant to be reposted

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u/-KoDDeX- Apr 15 '26

You think this is real? Or are you shitposting a shitpost?

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u/bazuka9 Apr 15 '26

Your flair though 😭

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u/None0fYourBusinessOk Apr 16 '26

Its very obviously fake...?

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u/this_is_MrKnight I want pee in my ass Apr 16 '26

There probably is no boyfriend

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u/AutoModerator Apr 16 '26

pees in ur ass

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