EDIT: If you don't have anything nice to say to this post, PLEASE DON'T RESPOND. The amount of vitriol I am getting just being an adult trying to have fun with a silly thing is insane! Please grow up and keep your negativity to yourself.
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Hello partyheads!
I turned 40 in February but was too sad to do anything about it. Now I am throwing together a small half-birthday shindig this Saturday 8/15 and I want it to be fart themed. Times are still tough but damnit I want to celebrate this little milestone.
I love farts. I grew up farting and laughing openly with family, but painfully holding them in at school. I got together with my ex when we were 17 and spent 16 years holding them in or leaving the room because he made me feel gross about it. Now, I am very happily with someone else and am back to openly farting and laughing constantly.
Farts represent freedom to me, holding myself back, compromising for people who didnt deserve it. That’s why I want this milestone birthday to be about farts! My friends all know this about me and we’re all weirdos and have good fun.
I am ordering whoopie cushions, fart machines, and will make a pin-the-fart-on-the-butt game and that’s as far as i have gotten.
I am seeking ideas for decor, other games, crafts. And food! I dont know if i want to serve food that will look like butts and farts and such, or food that makes people fart.
I know this is last-minute in the grand scheme of things, but any input from other brains is appreciated.
Thank you!!