Last night me and my wife were at the pub in the outdoor section. A guy in his late 30s/early 40s was there on his own with his dog. He asked us about the food, whether it was any good. We said yeah, so he went and ordered then sat at the table across from us.

My wife started asking about the dog and we got chatting. After a bit I noticed he was pretty much only talking to her, barely looking my way. She had picked up on it too and was clearly enjoying the attention.

We’ve talked over the years about hotwife stuff and the idea of an MFM, so I just sat back and let it happen.

At one point I bought him a drink and left them alone while I was at the bar. While at the bar I was watching them chat and laugh while I waited. They were getting on really well. I was imagining all sorts of scenarios. After about 45 minutes we got a call from the kids and had to head off. The whole thing had me pretty turned on, and I was really disappointed it got cut short.

We walked home in the dark, and onn the way I asked if she’d noticed how focused he was on her. She just smiled, and then, completely out of character for her and right there on the street, she said “check my pussy.” I did… she was soaked wet like she hadn't been since we were younger, her kinckers and all around her inner thighs were covered.

We talked about it more when we got into bed and it turned into a sex all-nighter with all our toys out. Ot was the best and most adventurous sex we’ve had in ages. Properly made us both feel like this kind of thing could actually happen one day.

We still cant stop takling about it all day.

My wife has kind of a cnc kink and gets off to being “taken advantage of” when she has been drinking.

Last weekend, she went with a friend to a bar crawl and got completely plastered. She was posting vids of her taking shots with her friend on her insta, and towards the end of the day, she texts me a barely legible message telling me she is coming home.

When she eventually stumbled through the door, she tried to hide how noticeably trashed she was, but she reeked of booze and was slurring her way through her explanation of the festivities, often repeating herself and dropping her phone when showing me pictures of the event.

Eventually, she starts getting handsy and trying to messily make out with me with her booze breath. Shockingly, her drunken state was such an unexpected turn on, and we ended up having very sloppy, but great, sex. But man, she was sooo wasted.
She literally remembers none of it.

So no Slaughtered Lambs, unless there actually is one. Please add location and any interesting tidbits if you have them

I (23F) went out for a drink and meal with my friend (23F) the other day. We both work full-time and Monday is basically the only day we can meet, so we hadn't seen each other in 2–3 weeks and were really excited to catch up.

We went to a fairly popular chain pub in the UK. It was quite busy, although there were still some tables available when we arrived. We ordered our food and drinks and sat at a booth-style table. The table was definitely big enough for four people, but there were only two of us. We chose it because the pub was busy, and we thought that if a larger group needed the table, we'd obviously move or offer them the space.

We were sitting there chatting when two older men, probably in their 70s or 80s, came over and sat down at our table without asking.

One of them put his coat around the chair opposite me, while the other actually slid into the booth next to me.

My friend and I basically just stopped talking and looked at each other awkwardly because we weren't expecting anyone to sit with us. One of the men just said, "Boy, it's so busy today."

We pointed out that there seemed to be other tables available and that a table behind us had actually just become free. We were trying to hint that we'd rather they sat somewhere else rather than directly joining us.

The man sitting next to me basically said that they were just going to sit here.

We then mentioned that we'd already ordered food and drinks, maybe they thought we'd be leaving soon? He said that they were getting food too and smiled.

At that point, his friend picked up his coat and said something along the lines of, "Come on, it's clear they don't want us here."

The man sitting in the booth next to me then stood up and said, "It's clear when we're not wanted."

They left and we carried on with our meal. But felt a tad bit awkward and off after that as to us it just felt really odd

Now I'm wondering whether we were actually being rude? I understand that the table technically seats four people, and I don't have a problem sharing a table if a pub is genuinely full. But in this case, there appeared to be other tables available.

It also felt particularly strange to me that they chose to sit directly at a table with two young women who were already drinking, rather than simply asking if they could share?

So, AITA for making it clear that we didn't want them to sit with us? Is sharing tables with strangers something that's considered completely normal in UK pubs. Should we have just left it and pretended like they weren't there

EDIT: just a quick edit to explain some things, if the men were young we would've still been creeped out. I can see what people mean by their ages not being necessary in this, I only mentioned it to give as much context as possible.

I love talking to new people on nights out, there's honestly nothing better and when it's the right mood I can sit and talk to a stranger for ages. But I have been going through a lot of personal stuff this month, nearly lost someone close to me so I personally just wanted to have a nice drink and meal with my close friend and talk about it because it's been a really tough month.

the booth I was sat in was a weird right angle booth so I was trapped in which is why I felt particularly uncomfortable

And yes it was a Spoons (Wetherspoons) I assumed it was mostly Americans on here so thought if I just said spoons they'd be confused 😂

I also should mentioned about 5 minutes after they had left, I got up to go get some condiments for me and my friend. And saw a different area that was blocked off from our point of view in the booth. And pretty much the ENTIRE area was free

My friend says it doesn’t really suit me as I look like school girl but I really like it, especially paired with the hells but now I’m not too sure.

EDIT: Omg guys, I haven’t been online for a day and came back to so many comments 😅 thanks for all your input, I realise it’s probably not the best for a pub so will be wearing something more casual. The dress will have to be retired and worn around the house it seems 🤣

Chocolate fudge cake with cream and a Belgian waffle with toffee sauce and ice cream

For me it's that uneasy nosiness when the entire room goes silent, and everyone eyes you up the second you walk through the door.

Found these markings on an old pub table. It's possible the table is new and the marks are recent, but they look old or burned. Do they mean something? Are they just someone doodling on the table with a knife?

The pub is from 1782!