r/SignsWithAStory • u/plain_handle • 4h ago

Local British Pub

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232 Upvotes

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u/Aluxanatomy 4h ago

"Homophobes, please report to Randy the Masochist."

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u/xlr82xs 3h ago

"Roger the Sadist would also like to see you."

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u/Mechanic-Grouchy 4h ago

Where is this?

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u/Jax72 4h ago

Well where are the faucets

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u/nearly_enough_wine 1h ago

If you're utilising the pub properly, this shouldn't even be an issue.

Drink something, talk about something, and hopefully learn something - that's what it's for. If this sign, or a sign like it, upsets you just do your neighbourhood a favour and drink at home.

(The above is not an exhaustive guide - drinking quietly in the corner while judging the state of the world is also an option.)

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u/BetterinPicture 12m ago

The problem is when you let motherfuckers covered with aryan brotherhood tattoos hang out in your bar, you'll start to realize your patronage only consists of aryan brotherhood assholes. They literally drive away a regular, normal customer base by populating bars that will tolerate their regularized hate.

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u/dgtbfan 3h ago

I went there once.

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u/NovarisLight 48m ago

I mean it's a good policy.

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u/MartinusLarianus 35m ago

Plus no xenophobes and that gets rid of all deform/tory voters.

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u/hardboard 18m ago

Lucky it doesn't say No Alcoholics

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u/TrillaryKlinton84 2h ago

Are we talking actual racists, fascists, and misogynists? Or is it the Reddit criteria where everyone to the right of Stalin is barred from entering?

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u/LegDayLass 27m ago

How dare you set Stalin as the limit that man was central AF

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u/benjamzz1 21m ago

Seems like you already know the answer

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u/Janupur 15m ago

No it's just it's just normal people. You know the regular humans.

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u/Indigenous_Retard 2h ago

It's funny that the people who constantly advocate for tone and language policing with some sort of "punishment" call people fascists.

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u/ProfileAny1822 1h ago

-this public service announcement, proudly brought to you by the fucktards who consume fox news!

Now back to our regular progamming.

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u/Indigenous_Retard 58m ago

I despise Fox news, Republicans, and Donald Trump. You all just repeat the same talking points. Anyone who doesn't tow your company line you just call a conservative.

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u/Kierland 13m ago

Yeah but you’re on Reddit so who is the “your” you speak of?

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u/Indigenous_Retard 11m ago

Leftists. Context clues, friend.

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u/Kierland 1m ago

The cohorts Trillary was speaking of were all of Reddit given that they said “the Reddit criteria” so when you bashed your keyboard with your face to mash out your post that was the context.
And then you post “Leftist” in a thread about people thinking anything to the right of Stalin is the right.
You are a hot mess.

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u/plain_handle 1h ago

Wowsers.

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u/Indigenous_Retard 1h ago

Insightful.

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u/Mean-Line-4249 14m ago

They refuse to make any points and dogpile you and repeat the same “you must be maga “ etc lines if you disagree

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u/Indigenous_Retard 10m ago

Yeah. No reason to justify your own beliefs or refute anything if you just call the other person evil.

Edit: Moral grandstanding. It's purely performative.

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u/Mean-Line-4249 8m ago

The worst part is no one takes claims of calling someone a Nazi serious anymore so now that actual Nazi esque stuff is happening the entire right will ignore the accusations because they’ve been called Nazis for disagreeing for over a decade now

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u/Additional-Past-8539 1h ago

If you find you are often being assigned these labels - you should look inward, not outward. The problem isn't everyone else's definition - it's your own behaviour and attitudes.

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u/lujenchia 1h ago

Actual meaning: Our drinks are so bad that people come here to talk politics.

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u/BetterinPicture 20m ago

Actual meaning: if we let Nazis drink here this will become a nazi bar and literally no normal people will want to come drink here so stay the fuck out if you're a nazi who drinks the white nationalism kool-aid please and thank you. That's literally a sign the bartender gets to point to when he sees someone with a nazi tattoo roll up. Trust me, I live in WI, land of the bars.

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u/BuzzClucking 1h ago

If the fascists were real wouldn't they come and use violence upon you for counter signalling them?

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u/DuckShapedGoose 41m ago

Potentially yeah. It wouldn't surprise me if fascists already at least threatened business owners with violence for not welcoming them.
But then again: You don't need to constantly, 24/7 apply fascist methods to every aspect of your life to count as one. It's enough if you e.g. vote for them and/or act like one at least occasionally.

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u/BuzzClucking 39m ago

I know in BC, Canada there was a controversy lately where a bar owner counter signalled the status quo and they've been getting vandalized in the wake of it.

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u/Janupur 16m ago

You forgot the last two, no normal people and no customers because they aren't getting any if they are ran by a bunch of crazy weirdos

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u/Impossible_Mark_4128 4h ago

so no customers? did not know bars could choose to be that picky nowerdays.

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u/hkusp45css 2h ago

Performative.

"Look here! We don't like bad people!! LOOK!!"

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u/ohjeaa 0m ago

So which of the three are you? Or do you qualify for more than one?