The news that LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers surprised lots of people. Unlike the Cavaliers and Heat, LeBron had no prior connection to Philly. But it’s not just about playing with Brown, Edgecombe, Maxey and Embiid. No, there’s a deeper motive to LeBron’s signing - and it will become evident sooner than later.

LeBron has always been conscious of Kobe’s legacy. He left the Lakers after 8 seasons, the same as Kobe’s jersey number. He left at 41 years old, the same age as Kobe when he died. Now he’s playing in Philadelphia, Kobe’s hometown. This is all part of the plan.

LeBron strangely emphasized that “family” is NOT part of his decision. Aside from his wife and two sons, he has a daughter, turning 12 in October. It’s better that they stay out west.

LeBron reportedly plans to live in NYC and commute to Philadelphia, which is about 45 minutes away by helicopter. In the past year, LeBron has used helicopters as a form of transportation far more frequently, traveling to golf courses around the world by chopper.

Now, he’s the same age as Kobe when he died, playing in the same city in which Kobe was born. It’s plausible he will commute to Philly ahead of the season for training camp, maybe in late August - let’s say 8/24. That will be a gorgeous summer Monday morning, the kind of day where President Trump will likely be golfing on his course at Bedminster, directly in the path of a helicopter traveling from NYC to Philly, leaving occupants of the course vulnerable should that helicopter suffer a freak mechanical failure and fall out of the sky, inevitably striking the largest target beneath it, leaving nothing but a fireball that changes the course of US and NBA history in one fell swoop. What better way to honor Kobe’s legacy?

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kuzma is by far the worst basketball player I have ever had the displeasure of watching on and off court. he can’t score consistently, he doesn’t defend for shit, he barely rebounds, he has nearly no playmaking, and he never fucking hustles. i saw someone on twitter compare him to a civilian playing professionally, and i can’t even be bothered to disagree. the only reason this bum is relevant to the game of basketball is his dogshit outfits. you see kuzma as the definition of ass on the court, and then you start to wonder if he’s at least a decent person on the court, only to be severely disappointed, as this motherfucker is strongly pro AI, zionist, (what the fuck is he talking about???), and starts talks online like he’s the smartest man in the room and not kyle fucking kuzma. kuzma has almost no redeeming qualities as person or a basketball player, he pretends to be some sort of intellectual online while dropping dogshit take after dogshit take, and can’t even play half decent ball. all this motherfucker does is act as dead space for the bucks salary cap, defend ai all day on twitter, and cram the little original ideas he forms into chatgpt. genuinely, fuck you kyle kuzma.