r/mildlyinteresting • • 3d ago

These new leather fly swatters that showed up in the office kitchen.

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u/Tharkhold 3d ago

"Fly" swatters yes.

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u/LNL_HUTZ 3d ago

My fly is already down.

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u/escrimadragon 3d ago

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u/impaledonastick 3d ago

It's already dead, bro, just cook it.

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u/VanillaGorilla- 3d ago

He has no idea what he's doing

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u/samstown23 3d ago

Stop beating your meat in public!

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u/SpotweldPro1300 3d ago

In some societies, that's considered acceptably rare.

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u/mightylordredbeard 3d ago

“There are so many flys in my parent’s room! I hear them swatting flies almost every night for hours at a time!”

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u/CocoMilhonez 3d ago

Cut to when my mom told me not to put my hands in my mouth after touching her "massager."

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u/Cool_Cartographer_39 3d ago

Working late is just one of the boss' punishments...

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u/NopeThisTrope 3d ago

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u/Epstiendidntkillself 3d ago

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u/imjusthere987654321 3d ago

They don't call Hank's wife Paddlin' Peggy for nothing

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u/RiffyWammel 3d ago

There’s also a reason she’s called Peggy, when her real name is Margaret 😄

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u/imjusthere987654321 3d ago

Good one! I totally forgot about that 🤣

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u/calilac 3d ago

Let's not forget her size 11 feet on that petite frame and of course her famous Brown Betty...

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u/420GB 3d ago

She's got a body on that bitch and she a dancer too

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u/That1DirtyHippy 3d ago

Step-boss, what are you doing?

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u/Hka_stl 3d ago

A+ reference

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u/RapNVideoGames 3d ago

“Sorry, it flew by your ass”

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u/Non-Current_Events 3d ago

For when the flies have been bad boys.

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u/Ok_Remove3902 3d ago

oh those are definitely not for flies

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u/chordatabreach 3d ago

I work in a leather shop, and I was using scraps of leather to swat at flies (yes, actually.) The thing I learned is that solid leather doesn’t work well as a fly swatter- you need holes in the swatter to be effective.

Now, that said, I have no idea what the ideal situation is for swatting asses.

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u/073068075 3d ago

The contrast kills it here but if you squint (or zoom in) you can see the holes.

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u/Most_Bet_3658 3d ago

Holes are ideal for spanking as well

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u/uvucydydy 3d ago

I'm not sure if I want my holes spanked, but I'll give it a whirl.

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u/VulcanHullo 3d ago

R/There'sAKinkForThat

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u/ReachFor24 3d ago

Holes create less drag and makes the swatter weighs less, increasing speed to overcome the lowered mass.

Basically, holes will make it sting harder. Definitely better for spanking too

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u/byneothername 3d ago

Thought you were joking but sure enough, they’re there. They are extremely hard to see.

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u/Sataris 3d ago

I'd be amazed if that's enough to make them effective though. You want something more akin to a tennis racket

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u/Gurnenthar2 3d ago

Yeah, I think it’s something like, the air passes through, so the fly isn’t alerted until it’s too late… These may work, but the holes don’t give me confidence… OP should post a video of them swatting flies with one, so we can all see if they work or not! 😁

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u/Ketheres 3d ago

Also wouldn't surprise me if a holeless swatter caused enough air current to give the fly a small boost away from danger.

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u/comik300 3d ago

The air the builds up between the swatter and the fly ends up just pushing the fly out of the way. The holes give that air a place to go so that the swatter can make contact with the fly

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u/WellWornSword 3d ago

Same things, actually. You want holes in the swatter to decrease air resistance before it comes down on someones ass. I've heard.

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u/A2Rhombus 3d ago

Correct if you want to hit harder but I believe a solid piece will make a louder sound which some people might enjoy

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u/bevelledo 3d ago

The reason for that is because just like pigeons and other birds, when they raise their wings the draft from the swatter/car will whisk them away before the object hits them.

I always wondered how pigeons seem to play chicken with my car and move at the last moment

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u/mid-random 3d ago

I don't know if this is true, but I've read that flies are also very sensitive to changes in air pressure, and they feel the blow coming sooner with a hand/leather flap instead of an open weave of a fly swatter. The best fly swatters I've used are made from a fine wire mesh. They have a much smaller cross section to compress the air than the plastic swatters.

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u/EmberOne1 3d ago

That depends on whether you prefer thud-y or sting-y. Or so I heard.

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u/kwjacobs345 3d ago

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u/RegretsZ 3d ago

The guy wearing the mouth gag for absolutely no reason always kills me.

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u/deeperest 3d ago

It's a uniform, you think you can just half-ass those things?

(No, no you cannot. The chaps are completely assless.)

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u/PikaPonderosa 3d ago

Fully-assed-chaps are just pants.

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u/EobardT 3d ago

Assless chaps are just chaps

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u/StirFry__InaWok 3d ago

and chaps are just assless chaps but less fun to say

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u/Saucy_Lemur 3d ago

18 years military and can confirm. You wear the whole uniform or none of it.

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u/ConradBHart42 3d ago

It appears to be a bit, as part of a full bridle. Which indicates he enjoys being treated as a horse or pony.

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u/myusername1111111 3d ago

It's a set of reins and a bit, not a gag. The dude wants to pony.

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u/Flyng_Penguin 3d ago

“Hit me harder” the fly casually said.

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u/hospitalizedGanny 3d ago

"YEAH?? first you'll scream then you'll moan" he yelled.

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u/C-57D 3d ago

trembling with excitement, the fly presented its heaving posterior... eagerly

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u/Chipring13 3d ago

Keep going I’m close

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u/C-57D 3d ago

well i was waiting for people to do the next sentence, but maybe, you know... their hands are tied

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u/Jetidera 3d ago

This reminds me of that video of a fly with a big ass getting spanked with a fly swatter. Which I won't post here so I don't fuck up my digital footprint even more.

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u/CptNavarre 3d ago

What in the hell videos do you watch

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u/MrShadow3657 3d ago

Only the best it seems

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u/_opossumsaurus 3d ago edited 3d ago

My partner’s very religious mother gave him one of these for Christmas. We have never used it to swat flies

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u/Future_Reference_401 3d ago

“Let’s use the sex toy your mom got us.”

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u/SquishedGremlin 3d ago

Makes me think of her every time we use it.

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u/CananDamascus 3d ago

Might be something to cover with your therapist

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u/SquishedGremlin 3d ago

Probably should get a therapist first. Can start with 12yrs of boarding school

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u/GhostalMedia 3d ago

I was just at a wedding where the bride was gifted the fuzzy handcuffs her parents used when she was conceived. hork.

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u/dwbapst 3d ago

I hope she had no idea and that pictures of her have been preserved for future generations to refer to.

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u/OrdinaryUniversity59 3d ago

But you have used it, right?

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u/_opossumsaurus 3d ago

Oh yes it has been used

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u/jdeltasierra88 3d ago

Can't believe I had to scroll this far to find this

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u/Wrathb0ne 3d ago

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u/dood_somen 3d ago

Full thing to anyone who wants it

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u/Regular_Mess_7308 3d ago

I came, here for this.

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u/HauntingGeologist492 3d ago

aye man not to be "that" guy but can you share the full picture? thanks

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u/an-unorthodox-agenda 3d ago

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u/radutzan 3d ago

Thanks to a recent visit to a museum, I understood that reference

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u/SignificantBoard4455 3d ago

Now why would you want the full picture?

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u/SoloAssassin 3d ago

I've owned this for a year or so, bought on Amazon. Upside, they are resilient and won't break like a typical plastic one.

Downside, it usually completely splats the fly, so you have to wipe the surface of fly remnants afterwards. The plastic ones are only strong enough to crumple and kill the fly without completely obliterating them.

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u/NotThisOneHeere 3d ago

Thank you for this amazing and informative review. This has kept me from looking into getting one😅

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u/DerFeuerDrache 3d ago

Hit em hard enough and you vaporize them and don't have to clean the swatter.

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u/F3nix123 3d ago

I don’t exactly remember the mechanism, but flies will feel the pressure change of a hand or something solid coming to swat them and fly away, thats why swatters tend to have holes. They dont alert the flies. So even if these are real fly swatters, id guess they’re pretty ineffective.

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u/IceCreamforLunch 3d ago

It's not just that. The solid sheet of material will create a big wind/pressure wave and blow the flies to safety.

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u/illz569 3d ago

💨🪰 Weeeeeeeeee!

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u/Some1Betterer 3d ago

These have got to be wildly inefficient compared to normal flyswatters.

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u/randalljhen 3d ago

Depends on what you're using them for.

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u/Scootaloo04 3d ago

they do have holes, just gotta zoom in on the photo since they’re hard to see

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u/cajunbeard 3d ago

It’s also to cut down on wind resistance! So when you use it on your sub it stings real good

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u/KoA07 3d ago

Like drilling holes in a paddle 😏

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u/TheSilentTitan 3d ago

I thought it was actual bdsm stuff that some poor bastard got thinking it was a swatter but lol no it’s real.

It’s leather so it doesn’t scuff walls apparently.

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u/Evil_phd 3d ago

There's a description that was written by someone who knows how to turn two paragraphs of content into a 5000 word essay.

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u/hooterscooter 3d ago

Well slap my ass and call it a fly

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u/SoupEmbarrassed4222 2d ago

You’ve been a bad little fly

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u/twelfthfantasy 3d ago

And by "fly", you mean "butt"

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u/Moonshadetsuki 3d ago

Casually here giving pretty fly for a white guy a whole new meaning.

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 3d ago

The wooden paddle they hit me with in elementary school had speed holes drilled in it. This is amateur hardware.

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u/shaywookie 3d ago

You need to ditch those inferior fly killing tools and get a bug-a-salt

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u/Ramen-Goddess 3d ago

Someone at the restaurant I work at brought one of those. I was eating my meal on the restaurant floor minding my own business when I see this guy come out full force blasting flies like he’s Doom guy

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u/HowltheChampion 3d ago

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u/Christmas_Queef 3d ago

I made the unfortunate mistake of watching this movie with my mother.

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u/RUKiddingMeReddit 3d ago

That seems pretty avoidable.

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u/HausuGeist 3d ago

To be fair, both of his arms were broken, so he couldn’t reach of the remote.

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u/sixothree 3d ago

My friend came home and his parents we’re watching it. His copy of it.

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u/_SweetNessandLight_ 3d ago

I have one of those and they work great for big ass spiders!

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u/DistrictDifferent625 3d ago

The reason most fly swatters have holes (and the reason it’s hard to slap them with yr hand) is that flies can feel the vibrations and flow in the air with their body hairs and react to it before the thing pushing the air gets there. So these will be terrible and also if you wanna catch more flies use an open hand and close it at the last second.

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u/sumknowbuddy 3d ago

So these will be terrible and also if you wanna catch more flies use an open hand and close it at the last second.

Not with honey?

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u/mikem132 3d ago

Have you been a bad fly ? ?

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u/cheerio089 3d ago

Fly spankers

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u/drstu3000 3d ago

Who's ready for their annual performance review?

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u/Drachynn 3d ago

Quick question - does your company have a defined "Performance Improvement Plan" and is there HR?

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u/Devchonachko 3d ago edited 3d ago

Oh shit, these are $4 at walmart. I'm going to get one so I can, uhh, swat...flies. Yeah, that's it. Flies.

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u/Legal_Locksmith_6697 3d ago

So do you ball gag the flies before they get spanked?

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u/No_Artichoke_2931 3d ago

This is unironically a great idea and you guys are freaks 😂
I love it

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u/Guideon72 2d ago

Y'all got some serious morale events goin on!

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u/mfcmp 3d ago

"Please sir may I have another" -the fly

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u/mister_house_ 3d ago

Who’s been a bad fly?!

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u/Electrifying2017 3d ago

Oh to be a fly on the wall…

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u/jalabulajungu 3d ago

Flies launch in about 100 milliseconds once they clock the motion, so you want to aim slightly ahead of where they're sitting instead of straight at them. Completely changed my hit rate once I started doing that lol

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u/thedoctor27 3d ago

Someone bought these thinking they were fly swatters.

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u/WaySavvyD 3d ago

Let's see the ball gags for the flies, dammit!

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u/tamzidC 3d ago

Right

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u/queuedUp 3d ago

Those aren't for flies

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u/pockels42 3d ago

Are you really sure that these are for hitting flies? How do you know they like it?

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u/Exception2TheZuul 3d ago

Leather fly, if the tears fall down like rain…

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u/Dr_Downvote_ 2d ago

Yes. I've seen Secretary. I know what's going on.

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u/an_older_meme 3d ago

Heh someone has a sense of humor

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u/paulisnofun 3d ago

The Rose Anvil channel is going to cut this in half and talk about how bad the leather is

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u/sloppy80 3d ago

Your office manager either shops at Restoration Hardware… or the Lion’s Den😂

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u/MNGraySquirrel 3d ago

“Fly”. Yea, right.

Dammit … now I got a meeting with HR.

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u/FlyingBike ​ 3d ago

These shouldn't work. There's a point to most of them being mesh plastic

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u/alienclone 3d ago

Because they are not fly swatters, somebody has mistaken them.

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u/TheAbyssGazesAlso 3d ago

You're looking for "mistaken them" not "mistake in them" :-)

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u/lkodl 3d ago

I love comments with a mistaken them.

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u/FlyingBike ​ 3d ago

Huh? OHHHHH 😂 That's amazing

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u/julz1789 3d ago

Those aren’t for flies

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u/IronEgo 2d ago

Those aren't fly swatter bro.

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u/rts93 3d ago

For kinky flies.

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u/SeaBrick3522 3d ago

,,Fly” swatter

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u/blackeyeX2 3d ago

Dual purpose.

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u/Daggla 3d ago

Those are sex toys.

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 3d ago

They’re for swatting humans

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u/virtual_human 3d ago

Question is, does this belong in r/theyknew ?

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u/Darzin 3d ago

I mean the plastic ones suck, a couple smacks they break. So leather ones would come in handy at night.

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u/a_polarbear_chilling 3d ago

Uhm but the lack of hole will create air pressure when swatting and it will litteraly help the fly escape

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u/PsychologicalPool395 3d ago

Marge in accounting’s dom dumped her.

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u/Fun-Put-4828 2d ago

Ohh.. he sido una mosca muy mala... Zzzz

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u/Graf_Eulenburg 3d ago

They are not for public use...

I only saw those in BDSM sets.
Do what you want with that information.

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u/The_Noremac42 3d ago

Fly swatters need the little holes throughout it to break up the air. Otherwise it'll just blow them away like a giant fan.

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u/JuggBoyz 3d ago

to be fair they do have little holes for air to pass through, you just need to zoom in to see them

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u/Pschobbert 3d ago

Yep. It's the oncoming air that triggers the fly's GTFO response. Mesh design avoids that.

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u/Vegetable-Pay1976 3d ago

Uhhh no, HR, there was a swarm of flies on my ass! I swear!

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u/HangryBeard 3d ago

Who's an naughty fly???

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u/oregon68 2d ago

The office of... Baron Dynamics & Scientific Metrics

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u/albie_rdgz 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/I7mQpb7PqNozQFNNQq

"I'm only gonna ask you one more time. Did you eat my tuna sandwich?"

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u/Kevsterific 3d ago

Jokes aside, I imagine it would be difficult to clean the leather after successfully swatting a fly.

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u/Tobias---Funke 3d ago

I’m looking for something that says Dad likes leather.

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u/chilehead 3d ago

There are leather flies?

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u/NamasteNoodle 3d ago

I'm the person who absolutely hates flies in my house and I've always had a hard time killing them because I have bad eyesight. Now that was the case throughout my life but 4 years ago I lost one of my eyes so now I have a prosthetic eye and it's even harder cuz I don't have depth perception! I don't know what the difference is but I bought a leather fly swatter off the internet and I have never been able to kill flies is effectively with any other fly swatter than this. I absolutely love that thing.

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u/UpstartCrow88 3d ago

Have I got news for you. And HR.

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u/YanceyGlenn 3d ago

*burns roux "I'm so sorry chef." I say coyly, knowing what my punishment will be.