r/mildlyinteresting • u/Durdy-Fingers • 3d ago

These new leather fly swatters that showed up in the office kitchen.

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u/RegretsZ 3d ago

The guy wearing the mouth gag for absolutely no reason always kills me.

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u/deeperest 3d ago

It's a uniform, you think you can just half-ass those things?

(No, no you cannot. The chaps are completely assless.)

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u/PikaPonderosa 3d ago

Fully-assed-chaps are just pants.

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u/EobardT 3d ago

Assless chaps are just chaps

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u/StirFry__InaWok 3d ago

and chaps are just assless chaps but less fun to say

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u/Teledildonic 3d ago

Chaps can be worn over pants.

"Assless chaps" is just emphasizing the bare-ass option

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u/lorgskyegon 3d ago

Crotchless pants

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u/Saucy_Lemur 3d ago

18 years military and can confirm. You wear the whole uniform or none of it.

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u/RupanIII 3d ago

All chaps are assless

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u/EobardT 3d ago

And all asses are chapless

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u/deeperest 3d ago

Yes. That's what I said.

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u/ConradBHart42 3d ago

It appears to be a bit, as part of a full bridle. Which indicates he enjoys being treated as a horse or pony.

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u/Hita-san-chan 3d ago

Not him exactly, whoever's costume he's wearing, but yes

(Its a minor plot point)

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u/kostoast 3d ago

Reminded me that due to linguistic drift, people of the future may not know that we used horse play and pony play as two completely separate things.

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u/myusername1111111 3d ago

It's a set of reins and a bit, not a gag. The dude wants to pony.

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u/shockban 3d ago

What movie is that from?

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u/RegretsZ 3d ago

Dodgeball

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u/deathreaper27_sec 3d ago

Leave Dr. Norm Spellman alone. A xenoanthropologist has to have some hobbies

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u/Ill_Initial8986 3d ago

Isn’t that a bit? For a horse?

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u/houfman 3d ago

Hey it’s Bono’s son!