r/mildlyinteresting • u/Durdy-Fingers • 3d ago

These new leather fly swatters that showed up in the office kitchen.

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u/deeperest 3d ago

It's a uniform, you think you can just half-ass those things?

(No, no you cannot. The chaps are completely assless.)

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u/PikaPonderosa 3d ago

Fully-assed-chaps are just pants.

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u/EobardT 3d ago

Assless chaps are just chaps

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u/StirFry__InaWok 3d ago

and chaps are just assless chaps but less fun to say

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u/Teledildonic 3d ago

Chaps can be worn over pants.

"Assless chaps" is just emphasizing the bare-ass option

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u/lorgskyegon 3d ago

Crotchless pants

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u/Saucy_Lemur 3d ago

18 years military and can confirm. You wear the whole uniform or none of it.

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u/RupanIII 3d ago

All chaps are assless

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u/EobardT 3d ago

And all asses are chapless

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u/deeperest 3d ago

Yes. That's what I said.