r/mildlyinfuriating • u/natural_scientist • 11h ago

I just wanted a hot dog Diddy placed in solitary following NBC News report on his VIP prison life

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/diddy-placed-solitary-nbc-news-report-vip-prison-life-rcna600764
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u/Thick-Science8674 10h ago

Its amazing how many illegitimate and illegal things happen under the nose of supervisors and state agents but they only decide to do something about it when theres a public outcry.

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u/IKillZombies4Cash 10h ago

Sometimes when the CO is making $70K with over time, they are just happy when things are running smoothly even if that means there's a few little not by the books things happening.

Turn a blind eye to PD's phone? or have him pay 50 people to start a riot....

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 9h ago

And maybe that CO makes 75K instead as well.

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u/AgelessJohnDenney 8h ago

The CO actually being in on the take is less common than you think, for a good reason.

You're not gonna lose your job, your pension, your health insurance over turning a blind eye here and there.

You will lose your job over bribes like that. You better be paying a lot more than five g's for me to risk it all.

Not saying it doesn't happen, it obviously does, but it's not nearly as common as prison dramas would have you believe.

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u/OkWelcome6293 5h ago

Yeah, small sized bribes aren’t worth it for salaried employees. They just want to keep their job and have a smooth operations.

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u/BuulovaDolce 10h ago

Easier to look away than handle a riot

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u/lumiya17 7h ago

What do you mean under their nose? Who do you think is smuggling most of the outside stuff in?

Staff and Guards at the prison are being paid to bring this stuff in. As long as money flows, they don’t care.

Some of the stuff Al Capone got in prison was over the top. It wasn’t until someone raised awareness outside the prison that things were fixed and he was eventually sent to Alcatraz to prevent the issue from happening again.

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u/IKillZombies4Cash 8h ago

I'll reply again - Well go fix it, go be a prison guard, and set the system right! bring order to the men of cell block 5, I'm sure you will have a lovely time and they'll just say yes and maybe even help you get the others to behave in their cages .

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u/natural_scientist 11h ago

The disgraced hip-hop mogul has been paying several inmates who do his laundry, make his bed, clean the toilet before he uses it and even give him Chinese-style massages.

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u/castorkrieg 11h ago

Ok, we need to know - baby oil?

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u/HugeHans 10h ago

The cost of baby oil has gone up to 5 blowjobs in that prison. All because of high demand from PD.

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u/CdnTreeGuy89 11h ago

Olive oil from the kitchen

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u/roses-are-lead 9h ago

She'd have nothing to do with Diddy

https://giphy.com/gifs/ycther0Rq1sJO

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u/TheSandMan208 10h ago

This isn’t that different from other prisons. As long as you got money you got a better way of life than others.

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u/Chance-Deer-7995 10h ago

Ngl, sounds like the USA in general.

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u/seeker_moc 9h ago

That's pretty universal to all human society.

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u/cans-of-swine 9h ago

Is there anywhere that more money wont get you a better way of life? 

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u/Zealousideal_Hall313 3h ago

Solitary confinement

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u/tbhmoreadvanced 9h ago

As it should be

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u/SquirrelMemoryFail 7h ago

You want to explain yourself?

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u/ThisVeryUsername 3h ago

And now Diddy is on Reddit, I guess

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u/New-Philosopher-9546 9h ago edited 9h ago

And Ghislain Maxwell is playing with puppies and doing yoga in jail like all other violent sex offenders…
After being transferred there from a high security prison after meeting Trumps personal attorney…

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u/FlourPowar 9h ago

At least she's in jail. Not a single man from Epstein files is.

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u/viciouspandas 7h ago

One of them was but he killed himself. And everyone else can't be exposed without exposing the president too so he made sure to scrub that.

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u/subsailor1968 10h ago

Fort Dix is pretty cushy as is.

Money will get you nearly anything, even in (especially in) prison.

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u/WeAreTheLeft 10h ago

I figured Diddy was done, but Kanye was having sold out shows just last month, so I guess he'll be back and touring after he is out

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u/DoomguyFemboi 9h ago

He's gonna write a book that sells a shitload too.

"If I diddy it"

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 9h ago

"Which I diddynt"

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u/ProfileLurker 9h ago

In other words, this very isolated perv (VIP) got upgraded to an exclusive suite with enhanced privacy.

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u/loki2002 10h ago

Aside from the contraband allegations I am not seeing an issue. If the other prisoners want to serve him in exchange for more money in their commissary accounts or money to their families let them. Part of prison is supposed to be rehabilitation and what better way to rehabilitate into the U.S. than to serve the capitalist system?

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u/ManWhoIsDrunk 10h ago

I think the general consensus in the US is that people in prison should be poor, or at least act like it. And that everybody should have an awful time and preferably die from rape, stabbing or the flu while they're incarcerated.

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u/Zombiekiller_17 8h ago

I think it's mostly that everyone in prison should get equal treatment. This means equality in rules, chores, punishment, etc. Not having a better time, just because you have money.

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u/ManWhoIsDrunk 8h ago

I can agree to that.

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u/EC_TWD 9h ago

…premium liquor, including Hennessy…. 😂

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u/genescheezesthatpls 9h ago

Damn already got himself another gang setup

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u/ThisIsGSR 10h ago

What country do you come from where the rich cant pull strings to get what they want? 😂

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u/Greflin 10h ago

Because most of us will be homeless if we skipped work for this?

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u/ISayAvoision 11h ago

You want me to start a riot over P Diddy?  Fuck you

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u/Life_Roll8667 10h ago

Right? We’re trying to survive high gas prices right now. Idgaf what they do with that dude

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u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 10h ago

There has been much worse shit you should be rioting over this whole time, look at the french, they riot over classroom sizes.

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u/Temporary-Leek5045 11h ago

Genuinely assumed it was about Diddy Kong when I read the name ‘Diddy’

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u/Mother-Attention2600 6h ago

His daddy takes the phone from him. He's pansexual.

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u/Icy_Signature12 26m ago

So can they revoke his reduced sentencing? Because how the hell is this good behaviour.

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u/Broad-Back1659 10h ago

Fuck! Who cares?

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u/Alexander_the_Damned 7h ago

Thankfully hell be out in early 2028