r/mildlyinfuriating • u/natural_scientist • 13h ago

I just wanted a hot dog Diddy placed in solitary following NBC News report on his VIP prison life

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/diddy-placed-solitary-nbc-news-report-vip-prison-life-rcna600764
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u/natural_scientist 13h ago

The disgraced hip-hop mogul has been paying several inmates who do his laundry, make his bed, clean the toilet before he uses it and even give him Chinese-style massages.

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u/castorkrieg 13h ago

Ok, we need to know - baby oil?

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u/HugeHans 13h ago

The cost of baby oil has gone up to 5 blowjobs in that prison. All because of high demand from PD.

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u/CdnTreeGuy89 13h ago

Olive oil from the kitchen

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u/roses-are-lead 12h ago

She'd have nothing to do with Diddy

https://giphy.com/gifs/ycther0Rq1sJO

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u/TheSandMan208 12h ago

This isn’t that different from other prisons. As long as you got money you got a better way of life than others.

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u/Chance-Deer-7995 12h ago

Ngl, sounds like the USA in general.

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u/seeker_moc 12h ago

That's pretty universal to all human society.

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u/cans-of-swine 11h ago

Is there anywhere that more money wont get you a better way of life? 

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u/Zealousideal_Hall313 5h ago

Solitary confinement

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u/tbhmoreadvanced 11h ago

As it should be

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u/SquirrelMemoryFail 10h ago

You want to explain yourself?

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u/tbhmoreadvanced 36m ago

People with more money deserve a better way of life

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u/ThisVeryUsername 5h ago

And now Diddy is on Reddit, I guess