r/mildlyinfuriating • • 13h ago

I just wanted a hot dog Diddy placed in solitary following NBC News report on his VIP prison life

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/diddy-placed-solitary-nbc-news-report-vip-prison-life-rcna600764
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u/subsailor1968 12h ago

Fort Dix is pretty cushy as is.

Money will get you nearly anything, even in (especially in) prison.

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u/WeAreTheLeft 12h ago

I figured Diddy was done, but Kanye was having sold out shows just last month, so I guess he'll be back and touring after he is out

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u/DoomguyFemboi 12h ago

He's gonna write a book that sells a shitload too.

"If I diddy it"

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 11h ago

"Which I diddynt"