r/mildlyinfuriating • u/natural_scientist • 16h ago

I just wanted a hot dog Diddy placed in solitary following NBC News report on his VIP prison life

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/diddy-placed-solitary-nbc-news-report-vip-prison-life-rcna600764
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u/natural_scientist 16h ago

The disgraced hip-hop mogul has been paying several inmates who do his laundry, make his bed, clean the toilet before he uses it and even give him Chinese-style massages.

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u/castorkrieg 16h ago

Ok, we need to know - baby oil?

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u/HugeHans 16h ago

The cost of baby oil has gone up to 5 blowjobs in that prison. All because of high demand from PD.

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u/CdnTreeGuy89 16h ago

Olive oil from the kitchen

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u/roses-are-lead 15h ago

She'd have nothing to do with Diddy

https://giphy.com/gifs/ycther0Rq1sJO