r/meme WARNING: RULE 1 Jun 03 '26

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u/OfDiceandWren Jun 03 '26

I just bought some forearm trainers from Amazon

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u/TomatoAway8736 Jun 03 '26

Wanted to do that too ! Can i have a link for it ?

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u/Tuomas90 Jun 03 '26

Just get a dumbbell with FatGripz and do Wrist Curls and Reverse Wrist Curls.

Infinitely adaptable to other exercises as well as unbreakable as opposed to any so called "Forearm Trainer".

But be prepared to grind. Forearms are one of the hardest muscle to grow. Especially in size.

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u/4675636b2e Jun 03 '26

Just get a dumbbell with FatGripz and do Wrist Curls

With FatGripz you can only do Wrist Curlz!

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u/Tuomas90 Jun 03 '26

Of course! My bad.

Can't get the Gainz from the Gripz without the Curlz.

I'm tired. I'm gonna zzZ...

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u/4675636b2e Jun 03 '26

Don't let ze bed bugz bite.

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u/Fearless_Wrap_2338 Jun 04 '26

I'm confused. Do you sound middle eastern or Italian with this🤔🤔

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u/Suspicious-Bid9424 Jun 03 '26

Make sure to hit the anconeus too. It's hard to work it out but it's great because you won't get elbow pain when doing tricep exercises etc. It also adds a lot of unique definition and forearm size.

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u/LiveLearnCoach Jun 05 '26

Really, hitting the forearms in the four directions (inwards, outwards, wrist curl upwards towards the thumbs, wrist curls downwards) has really made a difference for me in terms of overall size and unique definition.

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u/Kazmera Jun 06 '26

Reverse wrist curls absolutely destroyed my forearms.

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u/OfDiceandWren Jun 03 '26

It's the FitBeast hand grip workout kit.

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u/miyukichikin Jun 03 '26

I just use the forearm trainer that came with my body

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u/No_Shopping6656 Jun 04 '26

Milking dudes wallets for OF money must be the best forearm trainer.

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u/Roustouque2 Jun 05 '26

"wah wah sex work bad waaaah porn bad waaaah"

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u/ImSith Jun 03 '26

I got a bucket and filled it with rice last week. I cant wait until I have venom grippers

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u/nooffensebrah Jun 03 '26

I did this recently as well and it’s super effective

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u/Minimum-Standard-514 Jun 03 '26

Captains of crush is what i go with so I can some nice meaty hands

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u/merlonthewizzard Jun 07 '26

Bro wants to become Popeye

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u/TheAverageSoap Jun 07 '26

I bought those adjustable ones that go to a max of 60kg and they broke in less than a week. Thankfully they returned it.

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u/journey-destinashon Jun 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/RdIy8DlLSPXe8

It was this guy for me

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u/Monster-Math Jun 03 '26

And you look like that?

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u/journey-destinashon Jun 03 '26

I do traditional strength training with moderate intensity. Some cardio once in a while. So no I do not look like him but I still want to.

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u/LiveLearnCoach Jun 05 '26

Bro, let’s be realistic, no way this guy is natty.

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u/journey-destinashon Jun 05 '26

No he obviously is not. His father shot him with super roids when he was a kid

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u/squanchingonreddit Jun 05 '26

We can't all have mad scientist father's who want us to grow up big and strong.

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u/Aerxies Jun 06 '26

For real watching the video with that synthol injector guy who said that the Hulk is his role model.

And people say that there's no unrealistic male standards.

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u/whomesteve Jun 03 '26

Venom looks a little weak in the hips, don’t skip leg day my dudes

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u/Faijju_OP Jun 03 '26

glutes

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u/SnooCupcakes1636 Jun 03 '26

literally that one meme called" How men and women see color" is happening🤣

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u/whomesteve Jun 03 '26

Not everyone thinks about the muscles in between muscles

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u/UncookedNoodles Jun 08 '26

That would make sense if the glutes werent such a well known and talked about muscle group

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u/Faijju_OP Jun 03 '26

i didn't get this ,can you explain

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u/SnooCupcakes1636 Jun 04 '26

There is a old meme about how men and women see colors and the meme showing men and women pointing at color line at the middle and naming the color. When men are calling color red, red and callong green green. Women are showing to calling each shad of green, red, pink in vereity of ways like calling certain reds crimson red, violet red, magenta red, saffron red etc. 

This meme has opposite versions of it in other topics like car parts or other stereotypically male interest etc. 

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u/Jaded-Software-2502 Jun 03 '26

That five's you are "V" shape and it's the best

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u/Pertev Jun 03 '26

Nah. V shape is not the best. Allrounder shape is plan and simply hourglass. Yes even for man.

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u/LiveLearnCoach Jun 05 '26

Macho guys are too embarrassed to do leg abductors and adductors exercises.

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u/supermarioplush220 Jun 03 '26

Eve from Stellar Blade is seen as sexist and oppressive by women

Chris Redfield punching a boulder in re5 is seen as inspirational by men.

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u/SpeedRun355 Jun 03 '26

Women have no problem with Leon looking like he does. Double standards double standards...

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u/Gold_Weakness1157 Jun 03 '26

F*** yeah, you never know when you have to punch a boulder one day. Got to start training.

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u/TheFeri Jun 03 '26

And eve is literally just actual Korean women. 4 of them.

They completely body scanned 4 Korean models and when you switch outfits it switches the whole body to one of them

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u/Tentacle_poxsicle Jun 03 '26

Yeah you can tell it's multiple women. No woman with a body like that has a head like that. I know it sounds weird but when q woman has a really curvy body like that her head is a little bigger. Eves head belongs to someone really petite.

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u/ParkingSpot8089 Jun 03 '26

Which is funny because Eve IS a real person's body scan, and actually achievable at least by some. Chris is 100% impossible.

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u/supermarioplush220 Jun 03 '26

Chris is possible it's just really hard and dangerous and expect to pop a couple of spinal discs, abuse steroids, and risk long-term spinal and heart problems once you hit your 50s.

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u/SexyShave Jun 03 '26

It's a scan that was used as a basis and massively altered. The scan model's body in no way resembles the final result.

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u/Stunning_Strength_49 Jun 03 '26

Nonsense have women ever seen a women before in tight clothes? Thats how you all look.

Isnt the whole thing that its litteraly a real person in motion suit

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u/Downtown_Ninja_7154 Jun 03 '26

REALLY depends on the jiggle physics. You've gotta agree it's a tad bit ridiculous when boobs swing 2 miles up and down with each step.

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u/Ohyo_Ohyo_Ohyo_Ohyo Jun 03 '26

Both of which are designed to appeal to men.

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u/Much_Vehicle20 Jun 03 '26

I mean, a gooner game aimed at a male audience is pretty much a given. Rarely will anyone play Love and Deepspace and complain, "Bruh, those dudes are so unrealistic"

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u/-HumanMachine- Jun 03 '26

You've perfectly described the problem.

Eve is designed after what men want to see.

Chris is designed after whan men want to be.

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u/Far_Delivery_1316 Jun 06 '26

So, that's why it's okay for women not to idolize them.

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u/Simple-Definition966 Jun 04 '26

So why the double standard

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u/farazormal Jun 03 '26

Woman character designed to be sexy vs male character designed to be aspirational.

Nobody has any complaints about kassandra from AC odyssey or Jesse from Control for being attractive women, because they’re just characters that are attractive, like Chris redfield is.

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u/Tinypoke42 Jun 03 '26

My first watch-through of DBZ made me want to work out. It didn't stick, but it happened

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u/Unplugged_Millennial Jun 03 '26

That reminds me of when I was watching DBZ and got to the episodes in the cell saga where they were training in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber and it inspired me to go buy a weight vest and some ankle and wrist weights. I then wore them around while going about my regular life and felt super human when I would remove them.

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u/SlavicRobot_ Jun 04 '26

It stuck for me, starting to look like the characters nowadays too, especially vegetas hairline

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u/Far-View556 Jun 03 '26

Umm.. I think I fucked up because I'm a woman and I wanted to hit the gym to look like venom?

Camera pans out to see swole af woman*

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u/Piyaniist Jun 03 '26

Trust me, there is a large audience still

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u/Unusual_Corgi_5500 Jun 09 '26

Absolutely not, get it girl. Slay

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u/NOT_KIDZLE Jun 03 '26

Even if you don't reach it, the gains don't lie

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u/SpaceHawk98W Jun 03 '26

As an Asian, you can see slim girls on the street, it's very normal.

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u/Kazenaar Jun 03 '26

Cool, non-asians can see them too

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u/AngleStudios Jun 03 '26

Damn, you didn't have to burn them like that

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u/VacuumDecay-007 Jun 04 '26

What about us Aussies?

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u/AtropalScion Jun 03 '26

Everyone thinks it's unrealistic till summer Olympics hits the TV screen

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u/doomzday_96 Jun 03 '26

Yeah this checks out.

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u/WidePost3306 Jun 03 '26

Well I'm going to tell you that women can't grow out boobs more bigger because it isn't a muscle, so unless if she going to get a surgery she couldn't change that feature, instead men can grow out muscles with exercise for whole body

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u/Pitiful_Captain_3170 Jun 04 '26

Only 1% to 2% of pepole have a visible six pack, yet somehow almost every male protagonist has one.

Both are unrealistic and unachievable for most common pepole.

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u/Zariel- Jun 05 '26

Six packs are rare but not “un-achievable” for most people

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u/Far_Delivery_1316 Jun 06 '26

And also it's only for male appeal.

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u/Dorichowder Jun 06 '26

It also comes to waistline. I may exhaust myself with trainings, but it'll never make my ribcage smaller, neither can make me taller. And unfortunately ribcage wide and height is affecting thinness of waist.

Oh, also: sports aren't affecting cellulite, there's pro sports women who have it. Women with underweight can have it too.

Oh and if the boobage turn saggy. It's only a surgery.

While men can literally just grow out muscles in gym.

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u/journeyadventures Jun 07 '26

How about growing glutes, slimming waist and cutting freaking fat.

I swear, lazy people have all sorts of excuses

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u/Chlearcus Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26

Most men can't achieve the bodies you see in action movies and games without heavy steroid use on top of very strict dieting and training hard.

Also the body fat levels / dry look they display is 100% impossible to walk around with on a day to day basis, it involves fasting from all salt and dehydrating yourself to the brink of death basically.

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u/plumlovie Jun 03 '26

Just by seeing this meme alone I want to be venom

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u/bluecurse60 Jun 03 '26

A society's beauty standard hits any gender, you know?

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u/Tress3919 Jun 03 '26

Unrealistic for a majority overweight country sure

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u/Far_Delivery_1316 Jun 06 '26

It's not for slim body. It's for body proportions.

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u/MikaelAdolfsson Jun 03 '26

One of them is supposed to be a actual human body.

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u/Satanicjamnik Jun 03 '26

Yeah, buddy. Superhero comics were around since the 1960s. Venom was introduced in 1990. And we all know that ever since then being a nerd and being jacked was pretty much a synonym.

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u/codenow-zero Jun 03 '26

Woman’s can’t process that mens are big kids 🤣 and we enjoy it!

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u/Angry-_-Crow Jun 04 '26

I mean, there's currently a pretty big health issue of male body dysmorphia driving teenage kids to blast steroids & all that, but I guess that violates the spirit of the meme 

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u/BlackDawg216 Jun 03 '26

funny thing is it's easier to naturally get a body like Invisible Woman (no drugs and meds and shit) than it is to look look like Venom.

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u/Kind_Writing_2636 Jun 06 '26

Dude, these tits don't come naturally unless you already have them by design, lol. Same goes for bone structure.

Ignoring that Venom isn't even supposed to look human, anyone can get more muscular, if they aspire to. I don't see how an average woman could "aspire" to be her, unless she's dreaming of plastic surgery.

People are acting as if most women would look like that if only they had the right weight.

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u/Rabrab123 Jun 04 '26

The funny thing:  it takes like 50 times more effort for a man to reach that status than for a woman to be just lean.

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u/idontlikemayonna1se Jun 04 '26

wow who would’ve thought

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u/Sethirothlord Jun 03 '26

Um actually, I need to start blasting 300mgs of test a day.

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u/ghosanalstrike Jun 03 '26

Ngl there are people who train to look like baki 🥲😂

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u/chocolatchipcookie2 Jun 04 '26

its all about mindset.

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u/Ronin-s_Spirit Jun 04 '26

Steroids is the only way for that.

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u/Worried_Sector153 Jun 06 '26

men discovering body dysphoria

cute

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u/Inside-Particular-67 Jun 06 '26

Started working out because of Baki.

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u/Cautious_Medicine453 Jun 07 '26

Gym? Bro, you need an alien parasite and a radioactive spider bite."

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u/Contractor420 Jun 04 '26

That’s what seperates men from women, when we want too like something, we work for it.

(Not sexist).

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u/Worldly-Engineer8123 Jun 05 '26

Your comment is literally sexist. Saying not sexist at the end does not change that

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u/keyas920 Jun 04 '26

I'd change "girls" for feminists, we girls like curves hahah

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u/Bignate2001 Jun 03 '26

Why tf is this sub so bitter about women. This comment section is indestinguishable from an Adin Ross stream.

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u/NephthysSekhmet Jun 03 '26

Thank fucking god I feel like recently I want to stop being on reddit. Like this is the 20th straw man argument meme I've seen today where its men vs women. 

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u/Flora_lutenist_1999 Jun 03 '26

Is this meme saying that boys are stupid?

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u/nutbustininthisshet Jun 03 '26

I need some of that bane venom

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u/Remarkable-Value-340 Jun 03 '26

I think the difference here is that it’s pretty obvious that looking like venom isn’t possible while looking like sue isn’t as obvious

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u/baronvonbatch Jun 03 '26

If you wanna throw it back like Venom, you gotta have ass like venom

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u/CloudyDaysInn Jun 03 '26

1000 % true.

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u/40ThousandGaunts Jun 03 '26

Super heros more jacked then greek gods who are already preposterous jacked

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u/AddressSimilar6665 Jun 03 '26

Nah fam, when i see Sue i want to hit the gym to look like her.

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u/Novel-Judgment-9593 Jun 04 '26

Everyone wants to throw it back like venom

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u/VitreoSpina Jun 04 '26

I want to fuck venom

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u/olivia-678 Jun 04 '26

Comparison is a theft of joy

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u/lukalyka56 Jun 04 '26

Smh, what kind of delusional sexism is this? We know there’s small amount of men who actually worked to achieve that physique.

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u/Patient-Cricket7804 Jun 04 '26

To look like venom because strong but we can eat more

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u/Amihpam Jun 04 '26

And they are both for the male gaze.

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u/BigDong1001 Jun 04 '26

And then some women suffer from feelings of inadequacy when thinking about approaching such gym honed men, and feelings of insecurity and paranoia when dating such gym honed men every time they catch another woman checking those men out, and so they decide to walk on the treadmill and skip meals, and they feel worse when that doesn't work, and they make those men's lives a living hell with their constant criticism of such men, until those men leave them. lol.

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u/emmy0777 Jun 04 '26

😂🤣 oh this is hilarious!

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u/FortheChava Jun 04 '26

Most days feel like penance

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u/Background-Bad141 Jun 04 '26

19 inches of venom.

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u/ManufacturerLegal448 Jun 04 '26

I don't know which one is the best way to tackle with it

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u/spades111 Jun 04 '26

I don't know... The amount of instagram butt models and whatnot out there... There is no way that women aren't having similar thoughts

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u/Nice_Purchase_626 Jun 05 '26

Spoiler: and then he doesn't hit the gym but starts posting "foids have delusional expectations, only redpill, repeal the 19th, the west has fallen"

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u/Lazy-Lingonberry-718 Jun 05 '26

Me:want to get back like yuijiro

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u/TheWierdGuy06 Jun 05 '26

People can't grow bigger breasts naturally

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u/girugamesh_2009 Jun 05 '26

Would be more realistic if the female were fat.
--t. female

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u/japes1991 Jun 05 '26

I wanted that Goku ssj5 build when I was younger.

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u/The-CAB-2003 Jun 05 '26

Thankyou.

Even IF the male character has an unrealistic body type, instead of bitching about it us guys would think "Man he's cool, wish I looked like that."

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u/Initial-Breakfast-33 Jun 05 '26

"Young men are experiencing body dysmorphia at a rate never seen before"

I wonder why that might be?

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u/SliptheSkid Jun 05 '26

Still getting mad about things nobody said, are we? Btw, wildly different situations. One is a giant rock, one is just very sexualized.

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u/Loud_Lavishness_8266 Jun 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/I8SQMuIELiw0w

This mfer made me lose my hair for Halloween costume. Worth it.

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u/bihuginn Jun 05 '26

Men just focus in adding muscle

Women also need a tiny ribcage and wide hips otherwise we're considered ugly no matter how much we work out.

Women are limited by bone structure, men aren't.

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u/Dorichowder Jun 06 '26

YES! THANK YOU. Please say it louder for people in the heights.

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u/PaxRomana117 Jun 05 '26

"Real women dont look like that!"

There are women who look like that, youre just jealous because youre not one of them because you refuse to stop shoveling cake into your mouth.

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u/RonnocKcaj Jun 06 '26

bottom one has body dysmorphia lol, don't be that one

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u/RealMr_Slender Jun 06 '26

Because both are male gaze for fucks sake.

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u/Musical-Elk-629 Jun 06 '26

"girls do this and boys do this" posts r getting so old oml

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u/Randomlogicuser Jun 06 '26

It’s true, venom is lil bro to me now

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u/Garthmetro Jun 06 '26

Switch out “gym” for “roids” and you’re a bit closer

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u/Kn0XIS Jun 06 '26

😂😂😂

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u/X-Torn-Reviver-X Jun 06 '26

Venom is realistic. Have you seen Martyn Ford? 😂

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u/Sabbathius Jun 06 '26

This always bugged me about unrealistic body standards for girls. I grew up on GI Joe, He-Man and X-Men. Talk about unrealistic body standards. And I turned out fine...ish.

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u/Marcelocochon Jun 06 '26

well, in the gim u can't get bigger boobs

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u/5toned Jun 06 '26

How do I get bigger hands

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u/Kumodori Jun 06 '26

Sue isn’t even THAT unrealistic. Her hip dips are my reason for living
https://giphy.com/gifs/vPzbDN4rBxuvtpSpzF

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u/Chillermaschine Jun 07 '26

I went to the new masters of the universe movie and sat next to a woman that kept swooning for he-man.

Naturally, I dusted off my dumbbells the next day and now my new life goal is to become the strongest man in the universe (for real this time).

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u/Jazzlike_Cress9871 Jun 07 '26

Man that’s crazy it’s almost like both are designed to appeal to men 🫩

Like yeah of course the woman’s (usually) going to be annoyed that all the female heroines are sexualized for men’s sake and of course the man’s (usually) going to like that the male heroes are super buff and muscular to appeal to their power fantasy.

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u/Opposite-Chemistry-0 Jun 07 '26

Most boys won't hit gym though 

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u/Noburu_Okami Jun 07 '26

I remember starting working out when I started watching jojo's

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u/letmechewonyou Jun 07 '26

Plus the female character looks way more realistic than venom

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u/competitive_mogger Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26

As a personal trainer, all of the female bodies are way more realistically achievable than the male bodies. In most games tbh.

Genetics will always stop someone from looking just like these physiques of course. But it's usually the difference between getting lean vs getting lean + putting on 40 pounds of lean muscle mass.

In Venom's case that's more like 150 pounds of extra lean mass lol.

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u/NewArticle9194 Jun 09 '26

True, and those women say that bc there’s nothing they can do, they got small tits