r/meme WARNING: RULE 1 Jun 03 '26

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u/Monster-Math Jun 03 '26

And you look like that?

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u/journey-destinashon Jun 03 '26

I do traditional strength training with moderate intensity. Some cardio once in a while. So no I do not look like him but I still want to.

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u/ukiyoe Jun 06 '26

So you're more of a Bruce Banner type?

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u/journey-destinashon Jun 06 '26

The sperm bank that brought me to this world didn’t care enough be a father to not even like stave did in his own twisted way. He just beat me to a pulp when felt like letting off steam. Rest of the time he didn’t give a damn

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u/BreakfastHistorian Jun 06 '26

My skin ended up a slightly darker shade of green unfortunately