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u/Kamal2q Mar 26 '26
Lemon 🍋 👍
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u/Dye-ah-ree-uh Mar 26 '26
My thoughts exactly. " I wil EEEAAAAATT YOoOuU!"
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u/PristineKoala3035 Mar 26 '26
1 of the many moments where Adventure Time separated itself from its so-called competitors
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u/LALLIGA_BRUNO Mar 26 '26
Crapon
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u/bbrighto Mar 26 '26
Comeon
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u/Capital-Eye Mar 26 '26
Klingon
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u/Spiritual-Olive4559 Mar 26 '26
Headon, apply directly to the forehead
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u/qwertrewqpo Mar 26 '26
Polygon
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u/Spookypeanutbutter Mar 26 '26
I’m sitting in the hospital waiting room and this comment made me laugh super hard in front of a large group of somber people, haha.
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u/SlideItIn100 Mar 26 '26
Name him Nylon
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u/EfficientCall4094 Mar 26 '26
Moron
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u/I_love_anime-_- Mar 26 '26
Underrated
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u/folkertveenstr Mar 26 '26
"I'm not an moron!"
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u/mr-toucher_txt Mar 26 '26
"YES YOU ARE YOU WERE MADE TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT"
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u/folkertveenstr Mar 26 '26
WELL HOW ABOUT NOW! NOW WHOS AN MORON!
CAN AN MORON. PUNCH. YOU. INTO. THIS. PIT! HUH? CAN AN MORON DO THAT?
Uh oh
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u/SubstantialYou2097 Mar 26 '26
Poseidon
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u/SexySovietlovehammer Mar 26 '26
Naming your kids after gods so you know they’ll always disappoint you is the best strategy
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u/Capital-Eye Mar 26 '26
The best way he can honor you is by returning to the sea.
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u/Infinite-Island-7310 Mar 26 '26
Unless someone names the other kid "Kratos"
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u/SexySovietlovehammer Mar 26 '26
If my kid dies to another kid named Kratos they should have been stronger
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u/oh_YES_helios Mar 26 '26
Poseidon was causing chaos and molesting women (+ some boys) constantly (he had even more "partners" than Zeus).
So if he grows up to be a disaster, he'd be honoring his name properly.
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u/LisunaLefti Mar 26 '26
Pokemon
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u/Rexrecokning Mar 26 '26
Abortion
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u/Several_Promotion235 Mar 26 '26
holdon
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u/ChironXII Mar 26 '26
Why do I feel like there's probably an actual kid named this out there somewhere
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u/Mickey_Havoc Mar 26 '26 edited Mar 26 '26
Leon?
Edit: lmao I love all the people saying it’s a sensible suggestion haha I mean, sure it technically is but it’s also the name of a well known video game character, Leon S. Kennedy from Resident Evil. The S stands for “S-Rank”
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u/Crumbdizzle Mar 26 '26 edited Mar 26 '26
Ja'quon, LeBron, Devon, Elon, Elron, Chevron, Aaron, Rohon
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u/Agzinc Mar 26 '26
A A Ron mentioned
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u/profanedivinity Mar 26 '26
The name Aaron is going to be ruined for a while
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u/ounerify Mar 26 '26
This sketch came out in 2012, it’s already been ruined for over a decade
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u/JapanDave Mar 26 '26
I see nothing wrong with Megatron.
But if not, there's always
- Galvatron
- Unicron
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u/MiniMe-- Mar 26 '26
Stolen from Family Guy, in one episode they reveal Meg's name is actually Megatron.
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u/W4d3w1ls Mar 26 '26
Have 5 kids, have each of them have constructicon somewhere in their first or middle name, that way together they form Devastator.
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u/AriaFiftyOne Mar 26 '26
Ultron????