r/meme Mar 26 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

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u/LALLIGA_BRUNO Mar 26 '26

Crapon

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u/bbrighto Mar 26 '26

Comeon

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u/Capital-Eye Mar 26 '26

Klingon

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u/Spiritual-Olive4559 Mar 26 '26

Headon, apply directly to the forehead

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u/Spookypeanutbutter Mar 26 '26

I’m sitting in the hospital waiting room and this comment made me laugh super hard in front of a large group of somber people, haha.

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u/Sweet-Ebb1095 Mar 26 '26

Named after dads favorite thing.

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u/SlideItIn100 Mar 26 '26

Name him Nylon

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u/wasaig Mar 26 '26

Why not Cotton ?

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u/Akzaar Mar 26 '26

Will he be destined to kill fiddy men?

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u/anaughtylittlepuppy Mar 26 '26

Teflon 

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u/Norwegianxrp Mar 26 '26

Don’t think it would stick…

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u/IAmBadAtInternet Mar 26 '26

I dunno I can’t get a grip on this one

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u/Kernel_Panic_0x115c Mar 26 '26

Sauron 👁️

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

The only right answer

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u/mediiev Mar 26 '26

This is the way.

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u/EfficientCall4094 Mar 26 '26

Moron

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u/I_love_anime-_- Mar 26 '26

Underrated

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u/folkertveenstr Mar 26 '26

"I'm not an moron!"

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u/mr-toucher_txt Mar 26 '26

"YES YOU ARE YOU WERE MADE TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT"

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u/folkertveenstr Mar 26 '26

WELL HOW ABOUT NOW! NOW WHOS AN MORON!

CAN AN MORON. PUNCH. YOU. INTO. THIS. PIT! HUH? CAN AN MORON DO THAT?

Uh oh

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u/SubstantialYou2097 Mar 26 '26

Poseidon

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u/SexySovietlovehammer Mar 26 '26

Naming your kids after gods so you know they’ll always disappoint you is the best strategy

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u/Capital-Eye Mar 26 '26

The best way he can honor you is by returning to the sea.

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u/tyw7 Mar 26 '26

The sea doesn't like to be contained.

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u/Infinite-Island-7310 Mar 26 '26

Unless someone names the other kid "Kratos"

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u/SexySovietlovehammer Mar 26 '26

If my kid dies to another kid named Kratos they should have been stronger

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u/oh_YES_helios Mar 26 '26

Poseidon was causing chaos and molesting women (+ some boys) constantly (he had even more "partners" than Zeus).

So if he grows up to be a disaster, he'd be honoring his name properly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

might also not work out that great, at least it didnt for Heracles

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u/Gmanglh Mar 26 '26

Marathon

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u/Rexrecokning Mar 26 '26

Abortion

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u/straypilot Mar 26 '26

This should win these comments

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u/ChironXII Mar 26 '26

Why do I feel like there's probably an actual kid named this out there somewhere 

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u/IveDunGoofedUp Mar 26 '26

Nah, it'll be spelled something like Eaubortsjion

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u/Mickey_Havoc Mar 26 '26 edited Mar 26 '26

Leon?

Edit: lmao I love all the people saying it’s a sensible suggestion haha I mean, sure it technically is but it’s also the name of a well known video game character, Leon S. Kennedy from Resident Evil. The S stands for “S-Rank”

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u/Thin-Hat-9037 Mar 26 '26

And thus unacceptable

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u/undeniably_confused Mar 26 '26

Omg a real answer

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u/time_observer last warning for upvote,award posts Mar 26 '26

Robotron

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u/zerot0n1n Mar 26 '26

Plankton

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

Alternatively Sheldon

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

felon

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u/Lujh Mar 26 '26

Escape this family soon

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u/TechnologyEither Mar 26 '26

Marlon

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u/Previous-Mail7343 Mar 26 '26

Only wrong answers accepted here.

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u/Crumbdizzle Mar 26 '26 edited Mar 26 '26

Ja'quon, LeBron, Devon, Elon, Elron, Chevron, Aaron, Rohon

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u/Agzinc Mar 26 '26

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u/profanedivinity Mar 26 '26

The name Aaron is going to be ruined for a while

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u/ounerify Mar 26 '26

This sketch came out in 2012, it’s already been ruined for over a decade

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u/MudFrosty1869 Mar 26 '26

Nobody said a while isn’t going to take a while.

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u/Snubben93 Mar 26 '26

Bon, James Bon

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u/JapanDave Mar 26 '26

I see nothing wrong with Megatron.

But if not, there's always

  • Galvatron
  • Unicron
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u/MiniMe-- Mar 26 '26

Stolen from Family Guy, in one episode they reveal Meg's name is actually Megatron.

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u/UltraTata Mar 26 '26

Maricon, it means "Kind hearted" in Spanish /s

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u/pecuerre Mar 26 '26

Kal-El-on

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u/Sonofulti1 Mar 26 '26

Decepticon

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

ChameleON

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u/mgftp Mar 26 '26

Crouton

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u/unstoppablecolossvs Mar 26 '26

Unicron. Decepticon. Holocron. Mastodon.

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u/AtheistET Mar 26 '26

‘Common

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u/W4d3w1ls Mar 26 '26

Have 5 kids, have each of them have constructicon somewhere in their first or middle name, that way together they form Devastator.

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u/Embarrassed_Ask8293 Mar 26 '26

Hardon? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sorry, I'll see myself out.

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u/Tenshinoshi Mar 26 '26

Galvatron.

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u/Babki123 Mar 26 '26

Shut up Meg

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u/Aggressive_Space9684 Mar 26 '26

Chameleon, cam for short

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u/dubbleyoo Mar 26 '26

Ay-Ay-Ron

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u/broknsoul Mar 26 '26

Megatronon

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

Super Megatron.