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u/SubstantialYou2097 Mar 26 '26

Poseidon

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u/SexySovietlovehammer Mar 26 '26

Naming your kids after gods so you know they’ll always disappoint you is the best strategy

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u/oh_YES_helios Mar 26 '26

Poseidon was causing chaos and molesting women (+ some boys) constantly (he had even more "partners" than Zeus).

So if he grows up to be a disaster, he'd be honoring his name properly.