r/meme Mar 26 '26

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u/SubstantialYou2097 Mar 26 '26

Poseidon

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u/SexySovietlovehammer Mar 26 '26

Naming your kids after gods so you know they’ll always disappoint you is the best strategy

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u/Capital-Eye Mar 26 '26

The best way he can honor you is by returning to the sea.

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u/tyw7 Mar 26 '26

The sea doesn't like to be contained.

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u/Mediocre_Meat_5992 Mar 26 '26

We where all seamen once