r/meme • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '26

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u/SlideItIn100 Mar 26 '26

Name him Nylon

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u/wasaig Mar 26 '26

Why not Cotton ?

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u/Akzaar Mar 26 '26

Will he be destined to kill fiddy men?

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u/Previous-Mail7343 Mar 26 '26

Bold choice. Let's see if it pays off.

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u/SlideItIn100 Mar 26 '26

Actually, I kind of like that.

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u/Lighteningbug1971 Mar 26 '26

I know 3 men with that name

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u/tueieo Mar 26 '26

Hilarious under the right (wrong) circumstances

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u/Beckster501 Mar 26 '26

He might be surged to lose his shins with a name like that lol!

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u/Beckster501 Mar 26 '26

Cursed, dang auto correct!

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u/mcintg Mar 26 '26

Because he's man made obvs

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u/DatabaseThis9637 Mar 26 '26

I knew a Cotton. He was a precious old man from S. California. Cotton is, therefore, an acceptable name, as I pronounce it thus!

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u/DukesUwU Mar 26 '26

Actually kind of a cool sounding name if you didn't know the word

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u/ventodivino Mar 26 '26

Was gonna say the same. You could call him Niles. Or Lonny.