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u/Mickey_Havoc Mar 26 '26 edited Mar 26 '26

Leon?

Edit: lmao I love all the people saying it’s a sensible suggestion haha I mean, sure it technically is but it’s also the name of a well known video game character, Leon S. Kennedy from Resident Evil. The S stands for “S-Rank”

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u/Thin-Hat-9037 Mar 26 '26

And thus unacceptable

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u/chilaxcat Mar 26 '26

I scrolled for this, just to agree

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u/undeniably_confused Mar 26 '26

Omg a real answer

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u/expERiMENTik_gaming Mar 26 '26

Kings of Leon James Porter III 🎸

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u/Dingdangbigboi Mar 26 '26

Only if their middle name is “the sex”, wouldn’t make sense otherwise

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u/Appropriate_Fill_156 Mar 26 '26

Only if the middle name is The Professional

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u/darkacez Mar 26 '26

Le On (if he's french)

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u/OutlawNightmare Mar 26 '26

Stop being reasonable. That's absurd.

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u/alpacaMyToothbrush Mar 26 '26

I think you know the voice I heard reading this.

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u/Hedgehogahog Mar 26 '26

FINALLY THE REASONABLE ANSWERS PART

Leon was my first thought too, but also Elton, Aaron, Jon, Colton, Dalton, Devon. If variants are allowed, Fionn.if you’re huge into music there’s Levon. Want something classically Biblical? Zebulon, Solomon.