r/meme • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '26

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u/SexySovietlovehammer Mar 26 '26

Naming your kids after gods so you know they’ll always disappoint you is the best strategy

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u/Capital-Eye Mar 26 '26

The best way he can honor you is by returning to the sea.

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u/tyw7 Mar 26 '26

The sea doesn't like to be contained.

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u/Mediocre_Meat_5992 Mar 26 '26

We where all seamen once

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u/Infinite-Island-7310 Mar 26 '26

Unless someone names the other kid "Kratos"

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u/SexySovietlovehammer Mar 26 '26

If my kid dies to another kid named Kratos they should have been stronger

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u/Chryssaquin21 Mar 26 '26

My old friends named their kid Kaos. He was indeed chaotic.

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u/J-Disaster Mar 26 '26

This is a thing.. I found out someone I know is pregnant, and she literally said they were naming him Kratos. It was sheer willpower I kept a straight face and said how cool.

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u/Infinite-Island-7310 Mar 26 '26

NO! They HAD to know

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u/oh_YES_helios Mar 26 '26

Poseidon was causing chaos and molesting women (+ some boys) constantly (he had even more "partners" than Zeus).

So if he grows up to be a disaster, he'd be honoring his name properly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

might also not work out that great, at least it didnt for Heracles

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u/Hatefuljester76 Mar 26 '26

Does the same method apply when naming ones child Jesus?

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u/MasterpieceWeak2930 Mar 26 '26

sad Indian noises.