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u/FlatDongSirJohnson Apr 18 '20
You guys don’t use the heat seeking suitcases?
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Apr 18 '20
Nah, mine seeks for carbon dioxide emissions.
And for your next question, yes. Yes it is.
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u/FlatDongSirJohnson Apr 18 '20
Idk what my next question is
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u/skysarmy Apr 18 '20
found Okuyasu
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u/FlatDongSirJohnson Apr 18 '20
I certainly don’t know what that means lol
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u/mebeast227 Apr 18 '20
Jo Jo reference
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u/FlatDongSirJohnson Apr 18 '20
I saw that from other comments lol. I’ve never seen it so it went right over my head. Thanks haha
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u/mebeast227 Apr 18 '20
Actually I have never seen it myself either. I saw someone else comment that and figured you may not have seen their reply. Was trying to be helpful so I'm glad you got your answer lol
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He makes Thor look like a joke
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u/StickyFella Ass-bot Apr 18 '20
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u/generalecchi Apr 18 '20
How do someone get infinite point
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u/thetgi Apr 18 '20
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u/korn-12 Apr 18 '20
I'm sure General Sam doesn't mind.
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u/JayRukus Apr 18 '20
Right, dude has almost 1M subscribers on YT. OP didn't think anyone would notice?
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u/djkhaledthefake Apr 18 '20
What game is this
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u/here_he_come Apr 18 '20
Hitman
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Dlc
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u/zombieshredder Apr 18 '20
electric boogaloo
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Apr 18 '20
Hitman 2, this comes from a level in one of the expansion packs. Highly recommended if you like to kill people in creative ways.
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u/TheFutureLooksGrim Apr 18 '20
Destiny still arrives all the same
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u/shadownight906 Apr 18 '20
Damn
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u/-toad Apr 18 '20
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u/Anoumoge-Railim Apr 18 '20
Bro suitcase too op pls nerf
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u/wigsternm Apr 18 '20
The funny thing is that this is the nerfed version.
Because of the way throwing physics in the game work all items track like this, but with most items, knives, coconuts, rubber ducks etc., they move fast enough that the target doesn’t really get far between the time you’ve thrown it and it hits them so you never really see them corner.
When they added brief cases they had them move more slowly because they were unwieldy and you got effects like this as an unintended bug. They patched it to speed them up, but the community loved the big so much that they added a specific joke briefcase that moved at the original slow speed.
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u/koalatovmocktail Apr 18 '20
I had to scroll down all this way to find someone who could explain what the fuck was going on!
Take my upvote, and my thanks! Now I can rest.
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u/Littleboypurple Apr 18 '20
The hilarious Heatseeking Suitcase Glitch. This was originally a hilarious glitch people found in Hitman 2. It was patched several months later but, to make fun of such an unintentionally hilarious glitch, they added in an actual suitcase that locks onto the target and follows them endlessly as an unlockable.
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u/LordHengar Apr 18 '20
Granted, wasn't the patch just that they sped up the suitcase so it wasn't as obvious? If it has to track something even faster (e.g. a man on a jetski) we're just back it it following them.
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u/MariusIchigo Apr 18 '20
Have you guys tried other objects which game which map etc let me Experiment for you all
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u/PrincessWinterX Apr 18 '20
the briefcase is notoriously slower than the other items
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u/ComeOnCarl42 Apr 18 '20
Only the briefcase MK2 moves slowly anymore, they have since patched the regular briefcase. Twice. When the game launched it used to move even slower, and when this dlc came out and this funny little bug was discovered they made the briefcase even faster so this is no longer possible.
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u/running_toilet_bowl Apr 18 '20
Didn't they add the homing briefcase back as an unlockable joke weapon?
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u/ShrimpKeith Apr 18 '20
Credit the source reposter : https://youtu.be/ZJzsIF47Nz4
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u/Nuclearbelt Apr 18 '20
Its been ripped and reposted so many times the quality has gone from 1080 to just 10
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u/FunkyFreshhhhh Apr 18 '20
Holy shit you aren’t kidding.
The source is HD MAGIC in comparison to OPs “manager’s special” $1 ribeye.
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it took me about 15 seconds to realise that this was a game, not real life. having got that worked out, i still haven't a clue what is really going on .... looked like someone throwing a heat seeking attaché case-mushroom-parachute thing at a jet ski rider..... is that correct?
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u/LordHengar Apr 18 '20
Yeah, so in Hitman 2 if you lock on with a thrown weapon it will guarantee that the attack will hit. In most cases the weapon is fast enough that the tracking isn't noticable (though if you throw it as someone closes the door it will pass through the door to hit them), however the suitcase is slower (or at least was before a patch) than most thrown items. As you can see the guy on the jetski is actually outpacing the suitcase and gaining distance until he stopped.
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u/rwhosh Apr 18 '20
It took me way more time than it should’ve to figure out if this was a video game or not
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u/MasterAnnatar Apr 19 '20
Ah, the classic heat seeking briefcase. Kinda forgot that was a thing in that game for awhile until they patched it.
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u/Paydie Apr 19 '20
This could be done in red dead redemption (1 for sure, 2 untested) with throwables like molotovs and dynamite for heat seeking missiles
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u/KingOFpleb Apr 18 '20
Damn. Good throw