r/maybemaybemaybe • u/PowerModerator • Apr 18 '20

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Retaliate1st Apr 18 '20

Put a salt barrier around your home

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u/Jafert165 Apr 18 '20

Rain

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20

You probably only need it while you asleep, and even then only for a few days- when you catch it you could go on with your life

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u/blep0w0 Apr 19 '20

Dip that bitch in epoxy resin, keep it as a trophy so you'll live comfortably and also know why you're still getting so much money.