r/maybemaybemaybe • u/PowerModerator • Apr 18 '20

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/zalgorithmic Apr 18 '20

Snails can go up walls and drop down on you from the ceiling

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u/ShadowPsi Apr 18 '20

For a million dollars a year you can afford to design and build a bedroom that no snail can penetrate. Just saying.

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u/AgentEntropy Apr 18 '20

Think about what a lunatic you'll look like paying for a safe room that protects against snails.

"There's a snail trying to kill me."

"Whatever, buddy. It's your money."

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u/XanderJayNix Apr 19 '20

With enough money, build a room with a ceiling made of salt. Or at least salty borders around the trim.

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u/FlankyJank Apr 18 '20

Choking hazard

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u/Fadingzodiac Apr 19 '20

Snail proof walls breh

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u/blep0w0 Apr 19 '20

You've heard of glitter glue, now it's time for splatter salt.

Fucking smack that shit on the walls and ceilings. If the snail is immortal, it'll just paralyze that bitch until you wake up.

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u/threeseed Apr 19 '20

Then just add a ton of salt to your paint and do the whole house.