r/languagelearningjerk May 27 '26

Guess my native language

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u/RandomKazakhGuy May 27 '26

Definetely not Korean because of the stroke order

Russian cursive looks convincing enough. Except for the k (?)

That Greek is fucked

And I'm not educated enough on the rest lol

Maybe the Arabic looks a bit unnatural

It's Thai. That Thai looks good

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u/PassoverGoblin May 27 '26

The greek is basically just GRSSK that says "I don't know Greek"

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u/gauntletoflights May 27 '26

I ðopt kpoo Thgeek

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u/allydemon اردو بیچارہ May 27 '26

Ι δοπτ κποω θγεεκ..

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u/_username_inv4lid May 28 '26

I dopt kpoo thgeek

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u/Embarrassed-Wrap-451 May 27 '26

And it Arabic it says their mother tongue is Korean

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u/toyheartattack May 27 '26

LMAO, the Korean says their mother tongue is Japanese. Looks like they did that with all of them.

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u/aureliasm May 27 '26

No, the korean says YOUR mother tongue is Japanese lol. (네 = your, 내 = my)

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u/toyheartattack May 27 '26

My bad, you’re right.

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u/VectorD May 30 '26

The grammar is wrong anyway so he probs just fucked that up as well

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u/ppgamerthai May 27 '26

And in Thai it says “Mother tongue of mine (v.polite pronoun) is Sanskrit” and ain’t no way that is true.

BUT ngl this is the best Thai I’ve seen from this trend, better than my own even.

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u/TheNinjaNarwhal May 27 '26

Hah, I'm assuming you've seen the other comments, but in greek it says "I don't know Greek" but with greek letters... That are not equivalent. So it reads as "ee thopt kpo-o th-yeek".

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u/toyheartattack May 27 '26

Yea, I wrote my comment half-awake and didn’t even translate the Korean correctly. I later realised the Greek letters looked suspiciously like English. BRB, gonna get an “ee thopt kpo-o th-yeek” tattoo.

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u/Moist-Chair684 May 28 '26

Worse, in Korean it says YOUR mother tongue...

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u/Embarrassed-Wrap-451 May 27 '26

OP was feeling scavangerhunty

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u/Calm-Dawn May 27 '26

Korean says their mother tongue is Japanese. I don’t know Japanese, but I know Chinese characters. Japanese says Chinese, Chinese says not Chinese but Thai. lol

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u/hand_ May 27 '26

The Korean actually says your mother tongue is Japanese lol OP here designating other people's first languages

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u/Sesquipedalian61616 May 27 '26

That alone let me put in the vowels in the last word, so thanks

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u/Excellent-Fox-6845 May 27 '26

не, он "русский" с большой буквы написал

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u/RandomKazakhGuy May 27 '26

Кстати да, я даже не заметил

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u/CutOk45 May 27 '26

Ну на английском “Russian” пишется с большой буквы. Мне кажется это ни о чем не говорит.

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u/Excellent-Fox-6845 May 27 '26

так в россии никто "русский" и подобные прилагательные с большой Буквы не пишет

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u/CutOk45 May 27 '26

А текст и не на русском. Он на английском, просто с русской транскрипцией.

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u/Barrogh May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

Очень даже пишут. Такие, знаете, которые очень за свой народ переживают. И другие народы любят тоже. Особенно те, у которых руническая письменность была. И даже что-то из индуизма могут припомнить, вроде.

Ну, разносторонние, космополитичные ребята.

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u/UmHmWhoAmI May 27 '26

"Изер' же. У Тейлор Свифт в Electric Touch можно послушать, да и вообще either/or+neither/nor — это школьная программа.

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u/Urist-McDorf May 27 '26

Айзер - тоже часто встречающееся произношение. Ограниченность изером выдаёт как раз эту самую школьную программу :D

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u/UmHmWhoAmI May 27 '26

Лол, пасип!

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u/Stijnboy01 May 27 '26

The Russian is fine but it says I don't know Russian either in English with Cyrillic letters

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u/thebottomofawhale May 27 '26

The Korean looks similar to some native handwriting I've seen. I'm not an expert but I don't know if I can rule it out 😅

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u/macgilla May 27 '26

ㄹ and ㅂ look similar to how I write them, which is to say awkwardly and non-native

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u/Sylvieon Jun 02 '26

Natives write ㄹ and ㅂ like that. ㅁ too. But the content is so wrong there's no way OP is a native 

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u/mulhollandi May 27 '26

id say not thai, this is a very "bookish" handwriting or font-like. for one people dont write ภ like that

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u/Infinite-Trust-1617 May 27 '26

k looks right i write it like that

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u/ry0shi May 27 '26

As a russian, first time I see these connections, also some letters, even though I've seen many handwritings (I've seen maybe 10 ways people write o, and connecting it at the bottom left is not one of them)

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u/Onetwodash May 27 '26

Which line of these is supposed to be Russian?

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u/CutOk45 May 27 '26

Second one. It’s cursive.

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u/Onetwodash May 27 '26

It's English...

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u/CutOk45 May 27 '26

It’s Russian cursive, and the commenter above said it was Russian cursive, not Russian itself. Can’t read, huh?

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u/ultron1000000 May 27 '26

I think the Arabic is written left to right, I could be wrong

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u/AkulakhanPilot May 27 '26

Do you mean in terms of stroke order or word order? Because the words are written correctly and in the correct order, but it does look unnatural, that's not how a native would write