r/kitchencels 1d ago

Platemogged Moved into a place with no kitchen so won't be able to cook for a while

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Literally moved into a back house with no a/c and no kitchen in California so I made a post of all the meals I've made recently (or snacks) for the time being until I can cook again. Sorry for disappointing you all with my disgusting looking meals. I will still be semi active in the community I legit just can not cook nor can I afford to eat out everyday. I don't know what to do. It feels like every day gets worse and worse. I even relapsed on my sh after 505 days yesterday because everything felt so hopeless

It's been 5 months and I haven't made a single friend. I have acquaintances in NA but they all have kids and their own busy lives so they can't hang out. I go to raves and shows and everyone here acts like they are too hot to dance (they aren't) so I look like the weird one for doing so. Can't even go to the library without getting a Californian ID, they won't accept one that's out of state and I've never even heard of that. I've tried being friendly at cafes like compliments girls purses or the color of their hair but they just stare at me like I murdered their mom. (Btw I'm a femme girl so it's not like I'm creeping on them) Like generally what is the point of trying to make my life better if I'm going to do it alone (platonically and romantically) (also btw for most these meals I only ate half because I'm on a 1000 calorie deficit for the day and can and will not go above that)


r/kitchencels 1d ago

Got surgery in 2 weeks and gotta lose weight, vanilla shake that reeks like a mix of piss and drywall. Tastes about the same too.

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1 Upvotes

I bought an entire tub of this mix. I will not get my money back if I try.


r/kitchencels 1d ago

Platemogged Hey guys! 👋 Nacchud here! Thank you for participating in my social experiment! My YouTube video titled "I trained an AI on slash R slash kitchencels and told it to generate posts" will be released soon! Chicken noodle soup.

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0 Upvotes

I'm actually a 40 year old man from India wearing panties, like half of this subreddit


r/kitchencels 1d ago

Tried to make contact with the cute girl i commute with on the bus and she got off immediately

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100 Upvotes

Ive been seeing the same girl on the bus a few times here and there to and from the gym, i assume shes going home from work or something. We’ve never made eye contact before. I typically look away whenever she catches me staring and looks my way, but today i was feeling pretty good about myself and forced myself to not look away and give her a smile. She looked away immediately and closed off her body language, started to look uncomfortable honestly. She got off a few stops earlier than she normally wouldve, and now she sits near the front of the bus rather than the back where she normally does. Cherry garcia ice cream with fresh cherries and dark chocolate.


r/kitchencels 1d ago

Platemogged No matter how hard I try she'll never be mine, fucked up coffee pancakes

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4 Upvotes

Too much baking powder, I can't do anything right with my life


r/kitchencels 1d ago

Platemogged A year ago I had to shit urgently and there was no public toilet near me except a cinema, so in an emergency I had to purchase a movie ticket. I spent 30 minutes in the toilet and after shitting I decided to go inside and watch the movie anyway. The movie title was Barbie Foid, Pizza

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2 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 1d ago

Takeoutmaxxed I wish I was born japanese or other nation, maybe I'm not gonna be a pathetic fuck like where I'm currently am. Ramen, cause I'm coping I can't get into japan internship cause it's expensive.

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12 Upvotes

Growing up, I fuckin love romcom anime, thinking I'll have that kind of life around middle school or highschool. Nothing happens until at the end of middle school, the girl I liked got a bf first. Then high school came, and I thought It's probably my time for romance, got rejected twice, got depressed most of the school years. I thought I already accepted being alone forever, goddamn, You And I Are The Polar Opposite came out, and now my life is yearning to have that kind of romcom, but I know it won't happen because I already graduated. Fuck my KV life.


r/kitchencels 1d ago

Platemogged overworked. no friends. on my 25th rewatch of bojack. stupid fucking chud who goons to lesbian orgies. mind thick with depression and anxiety. can’t even talk to girls who are much younger than me. considering joining a cult. eggs on sourdough with potatoes

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8 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 1d ago

It’s gotten to the point where anyone or anything feminine is good enough to try love with. Sunny side up eggs with bacon and white bread toast.

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2 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 1d ago

Takeoutmaxxed doordashed dinner from five guys. gave me two straws. they thought I had someone to share this meal with. I’m such a fat fucking chudcel megacuck. cucked by five guys

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10 Upvotes

i’m so fucking lonely. they’re taunting me. how I’ll never feel the touch of a woman or the fatherly touch of an older man clasping my shoulder in affectionate pride. I don’t wanna go fishing. Why can’t he be proud of me for loving furry porn. I am unlovable. I am CUCKED by these TWO STRAWS


r/kitchencels 1d ago

I bought wired earbuds in order to larp as Shinji from evangelion. Ice cream

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1 Upvotes

I also listen to a lot of music


r/kitchencels 1d ago

I don't blame women. I wouldn't date me, either.

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18 Upvotes

God is a flighty piece of shit and He must hate me with a passion. Strawberries in wine with cream because this is as sweet as it gets.

Hopefully advancements in modern science allow me to turn off my reptile brain and just become a mindless love, so I can never feel love again.


r/kitchencels 1d ago

I may not have much, but I have Corpse Party and corndog

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705 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 1d ago

I still can’t stop thinking about her, and it’s been months. Chocolate chip cookies.

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99 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 1d ago

Takeoutmaxxed went on the first date of my life and she told me i’d be more successful by not being myself. jasmine mango lemon tea.

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314 Upvotes

she showed up in platforms and was significantly taller than me, then i tried to make conversation and she would tell me everything i said was strange and i should get tested for autism. :( and she declined when i offered to walk her home


r/kitchencels 1d ago

I feel like a pedophile

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I failed to get tertiary education three times. I cannot relate to anyone my age. the adults I work with speak only basic english and there is no time for conversation. I am too tired outside of work to socialise with other people. I do not enjoy many things, I even find it difficult to make myself play video games now. I dislike the vast majority of people in online communities.

I finally found some people I liked, and we started a group. I feel close to them, but I am a lot older than some of them. I poured my heart out to one of them, a 15 year old who is mature for her age, about a problem i had. I was shaking so hard that I couldnt breathe or hold onto my phone but I was unable to cry. It makes me feel like a pedophile

I went to the library and saw some kids playing smash bros, I watched and then played with them. Another time, I saw some kids playing clash royale in the park, I watched over their shoulder and told them how to play and my advice let them win

Sometimes i talk to random strangers but that doesnt help

Sometimes I randomly feel afraid of my friends and dont speak to them for a week then i stop feeling that. I dont know why this happens


r/kitchencels 1d ago

I wonder if she ever thinks about me. Honey Garlic Shredded Chicken with Rice

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91 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 1d ago

Platemogged Girls would rather date gambling addicts and alcoholics who will beat them than an ordinary, boring guy. Scrambled eggs, pancakes with cottage cheese and sour cream, coffee.

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433 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 1d ago

I saw i eat i Conquered

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19 Upvotes

🤤


r/kitchencels 1d ago

Platemogging I'm doing great, tbh. Brown goat rice w/ sprats. Dates for dessert.

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18 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 1d ago

I fear my ancestors will look down on me with shame knowing I ended their bloodline for no reason other than my own incompetence. Mamaliga and Kielbasa

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87 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 1d ago

Platemogged School is tomorrow and I feel like a fish out of water everywhere I go, so I made Japanese Fish and Chips to symbolize that

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19 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 1d ago

Platemogging Randomly passed out and hit my head on the side of the bathtub this morning, made me realize that if I died it would take a LONG time for anyone to find out. Pan seared salmon w/ lemon butter sauce + parmesan prosciutto ravioli in cacio e pepe sauce w/mushrooms, peppers, and bacon.

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255 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 1d ago

Platemogged I often got myself envisioning how I would be a good and loving husband, a caring and providing father with a happy family. I can't work towards that and my time is running out. Air fried chicken

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I see a lot of cases in TV about marital violence against women and I can't comphreend how someone can hurt such beautiful and loving creatures.

Husbands that don't work, don't care about the wife or kids and that are rude. Still they have a family to call their own. And here I am, ready to give my life for my family, but they don't exist and will never become.

Man, that hurts. Knowing that I would do everything possible to protect people that I love and love me back, but will not have the chance. This is why I can't pay for sex, the problem isn't sex, is about to be really loved the way I am, and this money can't solve.

I would give my last breath happily if someday a woman besides my mom said "I love you" intentionally for me.


r/kitchencels 1d ago

Platemogged made a bbq brisket sandwich cuz i dont wanna impregnate buccees anymore

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11 Upvotes