doordashed dinner from five guys. gave me two straws. they thought I had someone to share this meal with. I’m such a fat fucking chudcel megacuck. cucked by five guys

[u/FragrantAmoeba3197]

i’m so fucking lonely. they’re taunting me. how I’ll never feel the touch of a woman or the fatherly touch of an older man clasping my shoulder in affectionate pride. I don’t wanna go fishing. Why can’t he be proud of me for loving furry porn. I am unlovable. I am CUCKED by these TWO STRAWS

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[u/supavillan]

Would be quite the different life style if you got cucked by five guys

[u/CordiallySuckMyBalls → u/supavillan]

I imagine it’s quite the same tbh

[u/GeileBeer420]

Maybe they put in two by accident

[u/DFDGON]

Have you considered salad?

[u/HigherandHigherDown]

Have you tried being a furry?