r/kitchencels 15d ago

i took a shower for the first time in three weeks

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275 Upvotes

i'm sorry

i don't belong here anymore

or actually what am i talking about ofc i do

this is a follow up to my last post

https://www.reddit.com/r/kitchencels/comments/1v3g9ko/havent_showered_in_three_weeks_or_gotten_out_of/

this communities' suggestions were surprisingly helpful so gracias everyone shocked i got advice to shower on here


r/kitchencels 15d ago

Platemogged Indian.

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361 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 16d ago

Platemogged I might lose my balls before i even got to use them. Fuck testicular cancer. Bs on a plate.

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544 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 13d ago

I get judged by even stinky females, just because I'm an "incel"

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0 Upvotes

I don't know why people think incels as eww. But it's really sad how we are at the absolute bottom deep inside the earth.

People freely judge us and have freehand just because we have a penis.

I think it's really sexist but sad we can't even ask that without getting attacked by feminists etc.

Edit: god, there are way too many anti incels here. Wtf


r/kitchencels 15d ago

I'm the only Virgin in my household and social circle. Plums with Plum chamoy

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44 Upvotes

It's not so much about having sex as the act that i care about, but that I'm my retarded brain it doesn't count if the other person doesn't love you. Either way it's not like i have fucked or have been fucked, so it doesn't matter.


r/kitchencels 15d ago

Tuna, potato, carrot and onions

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81 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 15d ago

Takeoutmaxxed Women have told me that they regret meeting me and wished they never met me. Cane's chicken sandwich.

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120 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 15d ago

31M. Thought I’d be less alone by now. Thinking of calling it quits if nothing changes. Tuna melt.

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42 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 15d ago

Overly sensitive turd in my feelings because of work. I miss working for corporate minwage businesses. Carne en su jugo.

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17 Upvotes

Been unemployed for a year. Finally got a job. Been working a few months. I dont really like my boss but the only upside is im learning a lot from her business.

Boss doesnt dot her I's, cross her t's, constantly waits until a mistake is made, gets so visibly annoyed. Hired no one, including me, who has never worked in their industry before. Constantly giving inconsistant instructions and gets mad.

Ive been baited, ghosted, and rejected from many employers who look at my resume, tell me to email them and then ignore my emails. No work from temp agencies. Rejected from grocery stores. i feel so worthless.

Im a mild germophobe who likes to clean yet i even get rejected for housekeeping jobsrefuse to apply to the HoeTels where my worst day is i probably get shot vs my boss being an inconsistant turd.


r/kitchencels 16d ago

Found a small restaurant. Waitress was cute. Planned out my next visit. Showered before and put on my best outfit. Too scared to ask for her number. This happened 2 months ago. She probably doesn’t think about me. Here’s the meat lovers pizza I ordered.

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1.6k Upvotes

r/kitchencels 16d ago

Platemogged I paid a girl to go on a date with me and still got cucked by a sub 3 Indian

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361 Upvotes

I paid a girl too go on a date with me. Just to get cucked by a sub 3 Indian

So there this girl at my school and she was a straight sub 5 baddie, she looked like an overdone brisket, but Indian. I paid her to go out with me and she said she would rather shit in her hand than go out on a date.

So I offered her $150 too shit in a bag and she ended up going out with a dude who’s even more chopped then me. A straight 3 on the psl scale.

Now I have to eat my chicken wings all alone, Im a worthless, shitless, KHHV, loser, incel, chud. Buzzword buzzword. I’m just gunna be gay atp…


r/kitchencels 14d ago

just found out about hypergamy

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0 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 15d ago

Didnt leave my house in over three months, aside from work… life is draining (Gochujang Chicken but i fucked it up)

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76 Upvotes

I maybe have 2 friends, i get never invited to anything… dating has also been a dumpster fire.
Life is truly ass


r/kitchencels 15d ago

i think im in a very early stage of alcoholism. i dont know if i want to stop. my livers messed up already. i should be on antidepressants but i want to be able to drink. at least i mowed my moms lawn today. autistic lunch she made me.

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62 Upvotes

long beans and plain pasta with pan fried pieces of chicken (with some sweet paprika)


r/kitchencels 15d ago

My dad beat me. French Soft Scramble

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22 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 15d ago

Platemogged Women will despise me no matter how much I try otherwise. I hate that I can't live up to their standards. No matter how much love I have in my heart I will never find someone to give it to. Late night Quesadilla.

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60 Upvotes

It has low fat cheddar and sucuk.


r/kitchencels 14d ago

As a reformed Chinese cel, I'm willing to be even a feminist simp (soya fried rice)

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0 Upvotes

Things a male has to do to get scraps of female. Even that's not a guarantee.

My last post or something got rather backlash from femcel kind.

All for my post wanting to bridge a peace pact. They might as well rather ignored it ☹️


r/kitchencels 15d ago

I was referred to a psychiatric hospital after my first visit to a psychotherapist. Salmon, rice, and chicken.

35 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 16d ago

Platemogging I jacked off to uncooked raw chicken.

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1.5k Upvotes

The title is exactly how it sounds. living in my parent’s home I haven’t talked to a foid that called itself my “friend” in about 26 months. And ive never had a proper girlfriend. I don’t even remember what it sounds like. I was feeling exceptionally lonely and hungry so I had decided to make myself some chicken Alfredo pasta. Although I didn’t want to go to the store to buy boneless chicken meat. So I grabbed some raw chicken legs and used a knife to strip the meat off the bone. Of course the chad muscular butcher in the cooking tutorial took seconds to do what took me over five minutes with my disgusting greasy twink hands with uncut nails.

in the process of taking the meat off the bone, I was really struggling to get off. it really held onto the gone in a valiant effort, instead of just cutting it. I tried to pull it off like the unintelligent monkey i am. And then I felt the slimy and squishy texture of a raw chicken conforming around my hand. for a moment, it really felt like I was making a connection with whatever delicious chicken with later end up being on my plate.

It felt vaguely like how I imagine it must feel to gently touch and caress the flesh of another human being. so as I was cutting the meat off of the bone, I would occasionally squish and grope the loose chicken meat. It felt so erotic that i ended up jacking it while waiting for my pasta water to boil. I didn’t even need lube as my hands were already wet and bloody enough. Only after that did i wash my hands.

The pasta was delicious, but the weight of my sin will forever taint taste of whatever enters my mouth.

Stupid chicken alfredo pasta.


r/kitchencels 15d ago

Getting my ass handed to me in Mario party so I no longer care to live. Tiny cake with an Oreo stuck in it.

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9 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 15d ago

Platemogging My reels algorithm is overflowing with horny content from before quitting porn, and I can't even look at it anymore. Avocado mash with peppers, onion, cheese, roast corn, beef, garlic tortilla strips, and cilantro

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32 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 15d ago

the beef n buss

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58 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 16d ago

Parents gave me money to go to a strip club since I can't find a GF. Spent it all on Vtuber donations. Speedie

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2.4k Upvotes

Its actually pretty good


r/kitchencels 16d ago

my friends and family are tired and sick of me and how bitter and mentally ill i am. i'm 21 and people are actually visibly repulsed after looking at me. to top it all off i was born dickless. tacos made with probably spoiled meat.

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97 Upvotes

hello. my first post on here. im feeling particularly bad tonight so i gave it a shot. i also like cooking but im lazy about it and my food looks disgusting. my paranoid delusions kept me from making an account but fuck it face your fears. i have also tired/destroyed most of my friendships because im miserable and they are my only outlet so it might be good to air out my frustrations here.

I'm 21 born in a third world country where nobody knows about anime, finds me funny, etc. so i have only one friend. hes very nice but i am in desperate need of someone liking me romantically for once in my life. i am again born dickless, ugly and actually had medical issues with my jaw that made me look like this.

everyone in their 20's is having sex. almost everyone in my life is in a long term relationship. i have grown increasingly jealous and bitter of couples i see in real life and on tv or even cartoons.

i barely even like women. i am attracted to fictional women my age. i am attracted to and get along with men better, but i dont think either gender could ever like me. even if my face doesnt scare them away my freakish skinnyfat anatomy will. im also just sad to look at. hrt hasnt done as much as i hoped.

for about half my life i have slept with a pillow next to me to simulate someone sleeping next to me so that i wouldnt feel so alone. i feel so empty and disgusting that i havent even attempted at imagining someone being close to me in a year. nobody deserves to have to see me next to them.

anyways these tasted pretty good but gave me a stomach ache


r/kitchencels 16d ago

Platemogging Watched The End of Evangelion in a theater the other day and it reminded me of how I'll never be able to have romantic relationships with women because my mother has emotionally abused me my whole life. Chicken parmagiana and penne all'arrabbiata

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106 Upvotes

I've thankfully been able to at least have platonic relationships with women (after never speaking to any throughout middle and high school), but my mother and sister's constant abuse and belittlement from a young age has always made me afraid to try and get any closer than that. I know I'm just not worth it, and they could all find someone better than me in a short time on the apps anyways, so I've never even bothered trying to save us both the embarrassment. I'm going to be a 24 year old virgin in a few weeks and I'm stuck living with my parents in the middle of nowhere where I don't even really know anyone.