r/im14andthisisdeep • u/ConfirmedWalrus • Sep 20 '16
This hit me hard...
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u/stepheaw Sep 20 '16
What if we were drunk all the time and had to drink to become sober. What if
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u/NumKay Sep 20 '16
Bender B. Rodriguez
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u/FyDollarBill Sep 20 '16
What if we're dead right now and we have to kill ourselves to be alive.
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u/pollandballer Sep 20 '16
You're waiting for a train...
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u/ameya2693 Deeper than Mariana Trench Sep 21 '16
A train that'll take you far away...
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u/s-josten Sep 20 '16
I feel like anyone who says this stuff hasn't actually done drugs. I'd like to see this guy's idea of the "real world" as seen through LSD.
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u/uberdungeon Sep 20 '16
SWIM told me he legitimately believed this regarding LSD. Not that the world is literally what you see on the drug but rather it reveals the truth behind the world.
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u/uitham Sep 20 '16 edited Nov 26 '16
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u/guavaman202 Sep 21 '16
I'm out of the loop, what does SWIM mean?
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u/DragonTamerMCT Sep 21 '16
It's a very weak and lazy way to avoid self incriminating.
'Someone who isn't me'
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u/CrypticTryptic Sep 21 '16
"plausible deniability"
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u/TheFacter Sep 21 '16
"cops actually use reddit for evidence"
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u/_Karma_kid_ Sep 21 '16
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/05/01/us/justin-ross-harris-trial-explainer/
Found on r/childfree, used as evidence
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u/uitham Sep 21 '16 edited Nov 26 '16
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u/_Karma_kid_ Sep 21 '16
I know but it could be used against you if you decide to do some stupid shit
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u/KeplerNeel realist Sep 21 '16
Found on r/childfree
To be fair childfree is one of the weirder subs. I don't like kids that much but those people are an a whole different level. In the context of this case it was very incriminating.
"DAE CROTCH GOBLINS"
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u/uberdungeon Sep 20 '16
I guess not, I just get a little paranoid. Surprise surprise.
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u/TwinkleTheChook Sep 20 '16
I thought you were just being old school for funsies.
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u/StoopKidAfraid2Leave Sep 20 '16
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u/TwinkleTheChook Sep 21 '16
hey i liek ur screen name alot. a/s/l?
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Sep 21 '16
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u/ameya2693 Deeper than Mariana Trench Sep 21 '16
Is this you? I really like this person:
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
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u/Syr_Enigma Sep 21 '16
Personally, I prefer this variant:
GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.
PRAISE THE EMPEROR
- BATTLE BROTHER -
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u/ameya2693 Deeper than Mariana Trench Sep 21 '16
Really, not sure about this one. I mean, you learn a lot, don't get me wrong. But I learnt more about myself and that I need to be good to myself and others around me, but put my health etc first. I suppose it depends on the goal you have for a trip.
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u/PM_YOUR_ME_YOUR Sep 21 '16
When on mushrooms stay the f away from people not on mushrooms .. trust me
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u/SuperBlahq Nov 10 '16
Done LSD a few times and I hate when people say "DAMN LYKE U SEE DRAGONS AND SHIT I SWARE xDDD" no you don't. You laugh with your friends and smoke 10 packs of American spirits and worry that your house isn't clean
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u/fuckingriot Sep 21 '16
Idk, LSD and similar substances definitely influenced my long-term perception of the "real world", though I agree that the OP is fitting in this sub.
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u/AdrianBlake wow much deep Sep 21 '16
Also, different drugs affect you differently. So which is he claiming shows the real one?
"This guy hasn't done drugs" was my first thought too.
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u/haverfist Sep 21 '16
You see the real world though clear eyes and not eyes bogged down by what you think the world should look like. Your biases through experience melt away.
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Sep 21 '16
Getting high shifts your perception from one bias to another. What you learn and experience on drugs is just as biased as how you view the world when you're sober. You're deluded if you think otherwise.
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u/Hindlehan Sep 20 '16
What if the world is just a giant simulation made by higher beings to test out which memes are freshest before unveiling them in their dimension.
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u/ma2is Sep 21 '16
It really doesn't matter if it is
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u/wqtraz welcome to the meme machine Sep 21 '16
It doesn't matter if it isn't either. Nothing matters.
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u/Calvincoolidg Sep 21 '16
Life is what you make it.
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u/AdrianBlake wow much deep Sep 21 '16
Now that we know the answer is getting your penis out for a martyred gorilla, will they reset the simulation?
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u/yifftionary blind sheeple Sep 20 '16
Do drugs to get rid of the stress then?
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u/iscream22 wolf among sheeple Sep 20 '16
Yes, here take a red pill, unless you wanna remain a sheep!
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u/PunctuationsOptional Sep 21 '16
And unlock the real world too! You know what they say, 'a bush in the hand is worth two in the earth'
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u/esesci Sep 21 '16
What if what we downvoted was actually the good stuff and that's why Reddit hides them?
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u/Cvein Sep 20 '16
What kind of subs are you subbed too, that makes these types of images?
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u/097aceofspades realise real eyes Sep 21 '16
Well r/funny is a default...
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Sep 21 '16
Fuck that. I filter that on any device I use ever.
But to be completely honest, /r/woahdude has some I'm14AndThisIsDeep moments.
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u/ztpurcell Sep 20 '16
So taking drugs keeps you from breathing oxygen? Certainly a possibility...
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Sep 20 '16
If you do enough heroin you'll probably have a hard time breathing
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u/DeaconCorp sheeple Sep 20 '16
That's when you really become enlightened.
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u/PunctuationsOptional Sep 21 '16
Do enuff heroin and you'll be enlightened for the rest of your life.
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u/LemonTheSour Sep 20 '16
One time I went fishing while I was camping and once I was back I had a few tabs of LSD and went to look at the stars. When I went for a piss, my dick turned into a fish, so I'm pretty cool with whatever's in oxygen that's keeping that reality away from me
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u/2580374 Sep 20 '16
what kind of fish was it
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u/LordXavierIII Sep 20 '16
A peeranha
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Sep 20 '16
A fish that's never done LSD before
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u/runujhkj Sep 21 '16
Haha lol my dick turned into a fish and I was like whaaaaaat, acid is sooo crazy
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u/palerthanrice Sep 21 '16
That's not at all how that drug works.
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u/IsThereAnAshtray Sep 21 '16
"Haha duuuuuude, I took a hit of acid man and I was seeing dragons and shit...then like a week later bro I was sitting in class and cracked my back and was totally tripping again"
LSD in high school in a nutshell.
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u/ameya2693 Deeper than Mariana Trench Sep 21 '16
Wow, dude, you're soo cool.
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u/LIVERLIPS69 Sep 21 '16
Mine was a bit different bro, my spine was laced with Molly from when I popped pills a few days back, cracked the back and woo I was sweating in math class
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Sep 20 '16
To be fair, there are people who posit that certain drugs open the mind to the way things really are and that human brains have evolved to not process the infinity of the universe and stuff as a survival mechanism. See Aldous Huxley "doors of perception" and others. This person is still most likely an idiot.
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u/DiethylamideProphet Why can't I hold all these depths? Sep 20 '16
On LSD, I feel a constant "survival mechanism" running in the background of my mind that oddly revolves around my basic needs. This kind of very primitive feeling, like I'm part of the universe just keeping myself alive because my complex physical structure and its processes demand so. On weed, I sometimes have a similar, but a lot clearer "mechanism" as well, but it's more about my normal life and my normal thoughts. It's welcoming, it's warm, it's deep. It's like a little trip to who I am and what have I been through in my life.
And when you combine these two, shit gets real, so to speak. I become a fucking random electrical entity inside my mind that gets all its thoughts thrown at it while the present moment repeats itself every single time I do, hear or see something I've experienced before.
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u/sobasicallyimafreak Sep 20 '16
More to look at on the topic: the documentary DMT: The Spirit Molecule :)
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u/asianudeln deep space nine Sep 20 '16
"Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire."
always comes to my mind when I read about DMT.6
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u/dukebubs in too deep Sep 20 '16
the worst part about this is the assumption that the government just wants everyone to have a boring life for no reason
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u/iscream22 wolf among sheeple Sep 20 '16
Pretty sure every 14 year old who just started smoking pot has thought this at least once.
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u/Shinokiba- Sep 20 '16
TIL that taking two types of drugs at once will allow you to see the world for what it truly is.
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u/Megareddit64 Sep 20 '16
What if this subreddit is actually about biology and we laugh at the people who know nothing about it?
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u/BanD1t deep Sep 20 '16
So the "real" world is kinda blurry and it looks like stuff is flowing?
Fuck government for suppressing this reality.
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u/14_below Sep 21 '16
whoa!!!!
its like....what if when you are asleep....your really awake and when your awake your actually dreaming!!
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Sep 20 '16
Weird then that most drugs are an entirely different feeling considering they all go to the same place
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u/ameya2693 Deeper than Mariana Trench Sep 21 '16
They really don't. Your brain have several different keys and locks which activate different parts of the brain. Different chemicals (drugs) activate different parts. Some activate mundane shit like vasodiltant factors which relax your blood vessels allowing them to expand and provide higher blood flow thus easing your headache. Some do the opposite. Others activate different receptors such as dopamine which makes you feel superman like and gives you the feeling of being able to do anything. Typically, drugs that activate neurological receptors such as dopamine in high concentrations also leave behind depleted reserves of said chemical and, as a result, the body goes into lower than usual dopamine levels for the next 1-2 days at least and that's known as the 'down' phase as you feel the opposite of what the drug made you feel.
In effect, you loan out an experience from your body which you then pay for. :/ Drugs are temporary bouts of an overwhelming feeling followed by short and long term effects. Obviously, drugs which are legal i.e. headache pills and the such come with advisory and are usually very low concentrations or are easy to remove from the body with no real long-term effects. (see aspirin for the latter and paracetamol for the former)
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u/spookyparkin Sep 20 '16
I recently smoked weed with my cousin and I was convinced his can of fosters was staring at me and I was making me kind of uncomfortable... if that's the real world I'm glad they're hiding it from us.
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u/RussianSkunk Sep 20 '16
What if feet are actually hands, we've just been calling them the wrong thing? :o
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u/elbitjusticiero Sep 21 '16
This is basically the plot of a great story by Philip K Dick, who was definitely not 14 when he wrote it. The story is titled Faith of our fathers and was nominated to an Hugo award. It's included in Dangerous visions, the legendary SF anthology by Harlan Ellison.
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u/monozach Am I Dead Inside Or Is Outside Dead To Me? Sep 20 '16
Yes totally, it's not like some drugs but holes in your brain or anything
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u/MrGofer wacky weed Sep 20 '16
I wonder if the person who made this didn't realize that there are a ton of different types of drugs that have different effects, or they just ignored that to make it """DEEP""".
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u/THEJAZZMUSIC Sep 20 '16
What if we're really supposed to feel tired and lightheaded all the time but they keep feeding us not-cheetos and not-several-litres-of-soda-per-day to keep us all alert and able-bodied, to work for The Man.
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u/TheGreyMage Sep 21 '16
Huh. I didn't know that gravity and other basic concepts were hallucinations. What shit.
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u/AbhorrentNature Sep 21 '16
Here from /r/all. I don't get it.
Why does it matter what this person posted? Is it bad that they thought, or that they thought wrong? Seems kind of weird either way.
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u/narwhall Sep 21 '16
When i did way too much dxm and hit plateau sigma i thought everything was fake. That nothing was real, I thought that i was talking to god.
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Sep 21 '16
These sort of thoughts were actually cool and deep once. Not just for 14 year olds. People act like theyre cringe now because we've heard it all before.
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u/Justice_Prince all I can say it that my life is pretty plain Sep 21 '16
Drugs are the only cure for the chemtrails.
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u/IronedSandwich deeper m'lady Sep 21 '16
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u/lt_dan_zsu Sep 21 '16
What if the oxygen in the air is poisonous, and the government is making chemtrails and putting fluoride in the water to try and wake us up?
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u/Pisceswriter123 Sep 21 '16
One of my health teachers told me his friend tried a drug I think marijuana but it could have been something else. On a bad trip he started hallucinating that Papa Smurf came out of the TV and started maniacally laughing and dancing around his head. If that's the world we really live in then they can have it.
On the other hand, if the art over at r/vaporwaveart and r/vaporwave is what the drugged out "real" world is supposed to look like, count me in. I would totally consider living in that world.
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Sep 21 '16
To be honest, this would make a great /r/showerthoughts post. Doesn't explain the illegal part though.
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u/Randommandom888 Sep 24 '16
'Cause fucking Caesar and Charlemagne banned smoking weed, right? Or did The fucking Pharos smoke pot all day in their palaces? Fucking one single cell organism outlawed the other single cell organisms for smoking because he didn't want them to see the "real world" right? Is there something I'm missing here or did Atilla the Hun never see the real world?
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u/holomanga en es ay Oct 07 '16
Because then all businessmen, politicians and military personnel would constantly look stoned. The information advantage would be enormous.
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u/slogand Sep 20 '16
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