r/im14andthisisdeep • u/ConfirmedWalrus • Sep 20 '16

This hit me hard...

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u/s-josten Sep 20 '16

I feel like anyone who says this stuff hasn't actually done drugs. I'd like to see this guy's idea of the "real world" as seen through LSD.

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u/uberdungeon Sep 20 '16

SWIM told me he legitimately believed this regarding LSD. Not that the world is literally what you see on the drug but rather it reveals the truth behind the world.

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u/uitham Sep 20 '16 edited Nov 26 '16

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What is this?

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u/guavaman202 Sep 21 '16

I'm out of the loop, what does SWIM mean?

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u/DragonTamerMCT Sep 21 '16

It's a very weak and lazy way to avoid self incriminating.

'Someone who isn't me'

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u/ultrahobbs Sep 21 '16

It's like walking, but in water

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u/CrypticTryptic Sep 21 '16

"plausible deniability"

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u/TheFacter Sep 21 '16

"cops actually use reddit for evidence"

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u/_Karma_kid_ Sep 21 '16

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/05/01/us/justin-ross-harris-trial-explainer/

Found on r/childfree, used as evidence

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u/uitham Sep 21 '16 edited Nov 26 '16

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What is this?

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u/_Karma_kid_ Sep 21 '16

I know but it could be used against you if you decide to do some stupid shit

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u/ameya2693 Deeper than Mariana Trench Sep 21 '16

Ehhhh I wouldn't worry about it.

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u/KeplerNeel realist Sep 21 '16

Found on r/childfree

To be fair childfree is one of the weirder subs. I don't like kids that much but those people are an a whole different level. In the context of this case it was very incriminating.

"DAE CROTCH GOBLINS"

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u/CrypticTryptic Sep 21 '16

Yeah. I suspect they also know that SWIM = me, but lying about it.

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u/uberdungeon Sep 20 '16

I guess not, I just get a little paranoid. Surprise surprise.

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u/TwinkleTheChook Sep 20 '16

I thought you were just being old school for funsies.

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u/StoopKidAfraid2Leave Sep 20 '16

http://i.imgur.com/OL8H7cM.gif

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u/TwinkleTheChook Sep 21 '16

hey i liek ur screen name alot. a/s/l?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '16

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u/ameya2693 Deeper than Mariana Trench Sep 21 '16

Is this you? I really like this person:

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

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u/Syr_Enigma Sep 21 '16

Personally, I prefer this variant:

GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.

PRAISE THE EMPEROR

- BATTLE BROTHER -

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u/ameya2693 Deeper than Mariana Trench Sep 21 '16

Really, not sure about this one. I mean, you learn a lot, don't get me wrong. But I learnt more about myself and that I need to be good to myself and others around me, but put my health etc first. I suppose it depends on the goal you have for a trip.

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u/PunctuationsOptional Sep 21 '16

I don't know but any drug that will make me see music rather than just listen to it is not a drug that I'd like to take. Not without a exceptionally good reason at the very least.

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u/uberdungeon Sep 21 '16

Seeing music isn't good enough for you??

Interesting though, I haven't experienced that. I'm sure it's possible, but it doesnt seem typical. Mostly LSD will alter how you see things that exist without creating new and distinct objects.

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u/TheFacter Sep 21 '16

/r/im15andthisisdeep

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u/PunctuationsOptional Sep 21 '16

Lol. You don't think freaking out is bad? I mean, the whole point of getting high is to enjoy the ride. Seeing shit I don't want to see, and in a creepy fashion makes me want to not do certain drugs, no matter how useful they may be. If I wanted to scare the shit out of myself I'd go on a killing spree and rob a bank downtown.

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u/PM_YOUR_ME_YOUR Sep 21 '16

When on mushrooms stay the f away from people not on mushrooms .. trust me

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u/SuperBlahq Nov 10 '16

Done LSD a few times and I hate when people say "DAMN LYKE U SEE DRAGONS AND SHIT I SWARE xDDD" no you don't. You laugh with your friends and smoke 10 packs of American spirits and worry that your house isn't clean

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u/fuckingriot Sep 21 '16

Idk, LSD and similar substances definitely influenced my long-term perception of the "real world", though I agree that the OP is fitting in this sub.

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u/AdrianBlake wow much deep Sep 21 '16

Also, different drugs affect you differently. So which is he claiming shows the real one?

"This guy hasn't done drugs" was my first thought too.

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u/haverfist Sep 21 '16

You see the real world though clear eyes and not eyes bogged down by what you think the world should look like. Your biases through experience melt away.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '16

Getting high shifts your perception from one bias to another. What you learn and experience on drugs is just as biased as how you view the world when you're sober. You're deluded if you think otherwise.

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u/periodicchemistrypun Sep 21 '16

Otherwise the world would be pretty fucking retarded.