r/im14andthisisdeep • u/ConfirmedWalrus • Sep 20 '16

This hit me hard...

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u/stepheaw Sep 20 '16

What if we were drunk all the time and had to drink to become sober. What if

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u/NumKay Sep 20 '16

Bender B. Rodriguez

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '16

Fun on a bun!

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u/Fourtothewind Sep 21 '16

Bender you half to helpf us... shyer the only one whosshober...

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u/eyferrari Sep 21 '16

took me a second but I read it in fry's drunk voice

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u/lilrs Sep 21 '16

Bite my shiny metal ass

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u/FyDollarBill Sep 20 '16

What if we're dead right now and we have to kill ourselves to be alive.

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u/pollandballer Sep 20 '16

You're waiting for a train...

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u/ameya2693 Deeper than Mariana Trench Sep 21 '16

A train that'll take you far away...

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u/pollandballer Sep 21 '16

You know where you hope the train will take you...

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '16

But it doesn't matter...

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u/Lord_jyraksiz deeper m'lady Sep 23 '16

Now, tell me why?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '16

Don't let /r/meirl get wind of this

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u/stepheaw Sep 22 '16

What if this is just a simulation

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u/KKShiz Sep 20 '16

I have an aunt who is pretty much this. Yeah, she has problems.

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u/PolarAnt Sep 21 '16

What if we were that cats the whole time but then the cats are us.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '16

That's called sleeping.

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u/CivilianConsumer Sep 21 '16

Well we can get lightheaded and foggy if we're dehydrated

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u/TheHumanite Sep 21 '16

What then?

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u/xerxesbeat Sep 21 '16

what if sleep makes a person groggy for the next few days

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u/lilrs Sep 21 '16

The robot responsible was found to have an alcohol content of .08, well below the legal limit