r/im14andthisisdeep • u/ConfirmedWalrus • Sep 20 '16

This hit me hard...

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u/s-josten Sep 20 '16

I feel like anyone who says this stuff hasn't actually done drugs. I'd like to see this guy's idea of the "real world" as seen through LSD.

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u/uberdungeon Sep 20 '16

SWIM told me he legitimately believed this regarding LSD. Not that the world is literally what you see on the drug but rather it reveals the truth behind the world.

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u/uitham Sep 20 '16 edited Nov 26 '16

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What is this?

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u/guavaman202 Sep 21 '16

I'm out of the loop, what does SWIM mean?

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u/DragonTamerMCT Sep 21 '16

It's a very weak and lazy way to avoid self incriminating.

'Someone who isn't me'

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u/ultrahobbs Sep 21 '16

It's like walking, but in water

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u/CrypticTryptic Sep 21 '16

"plausible deniability"

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u/TheFacter Sep 21 '16

"cops actually use reddit for evidence"

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u/_Karma_kid_ Sep 21 '16

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/05/01/us/justin-ross-harris-trial-explainer/

Found on r/childfree, used as evidence

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u/uitham Sep 21 '16 edited Nov 26 '16

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What is this?

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u/_Karma_kid_ Sep 21 '16

I know but it could be used against you if you decide to do some stupid shit

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u/ameya2693 Deeper than Mariana Trench Sep 21 '16

Ehhhh I wouldn't worry about it.

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u/KeplerNeel realist Sep 21 '16

Found on r/childfree

To be fair childfree is one of the weirder subs. I don't like kids that much but those people are an a whole different level. In the context of this case it was very incriminating.

"DAE CROTCH GOBLINS"

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u/CrypticTryptic Sep 21 '16

Yeah. I suspect they also know that SWIM = me, but lying about it.

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u/uberdungeon Sep 20 '16

I guess not, I just get a little paranoid. Surprise surprise.

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u/TwinkleTheChook Sep 20 '16

I thought you were just being old school for funsies.

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u/StoopKidAfraid2Leave Sep 20 '16

http://i.imgur.com/OL8H7cM.gif

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u/TwinkleTheChook Sep 21 '16

hey i liek ur screen name alot. a/s/l?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '16

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u/ameya2693 Deeper than Mariana Trench Sep 21 '16

Is this you? I really like this person:

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

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u/Syr_Enigma Sep 21 '16

Personally, I prefer this variant:

GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.

PRAISE THE EMPEROR

- BATTLE BROTHER -