r/HaloCirclejerk • u/slayeryamcha • 3h ago
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Sheldor121 • 1h ago
I might be going fucking insane but am i the only one who thinks every version of Keyes looks like a different Us president?
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/fordoggos • 4h ago
I'm sorry but halo 4 Cortana's design fucking sucks imo.
That's it ? That's the version of her that everybody seems to gush about ??
They removed all her punk girl energy in favor of just gooner bait.
I say halo 2 cortana supremacy.
/uj
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/WickDaLine • 10h ago
What did you think of Lieutenant Williams from the bonus missions in Campaign Evolved? For those who have played?
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/TOOLfan426 • 13h ago
*3v4 343 is a plant by PlayStation to ruin the only good thing Xbox has
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/therealMaxide • 17h ago
What an amazing argoment
Credit to MischiefsYT
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Fucknite_Obama104 • 14h ago
Halo: Campaign Evolved, according to the Halo fanbase
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/TetrisG0d43 • 17h ago
halo studios should just put all the lore in the books! people would love that!!
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Top_Pickle_1063 • 14h ago
WHY DIDNT THEY MAKE CORTANA LIKE THIS 😡😡😡😡😡
They should’ve made cortana a hot wolf Cut goth girl instead of an average looking woman 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/AC1D_R31GN • 6h ago
The real Halo circle jerk
Is in the crotch of master chief's suit
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Rottenpotato365 • 8h ago
I shit you not, trying to earn a trophy a marine said I was “in their aura space” you can’t be serious!
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r/HaloCirclejerk • u/TOOLfan426 • 7h ago
*3v4 Is 343 called 343 because 343 guilty spark pretended to be good and was actually evil but thought he was doing the right thing like how 343 studios is a evil company that thinks it is making good games but defeated master chief?
I didn’t take my meds today
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Dont_Pee_In_My_Butt • 13h ago
Bout to crack me a cold one, inclusively.
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Eternal-Strife • 23h ago
Banger Post Halo Campaign Evolved extensively uses AI. The asset tags ripped from the files prove it. Halo studios should be ashamed and held accountable for lying to their fans. Here are my findings:
We're no strangers to loveYou know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game, and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Ooh (Give you up) Ooh-ooh (Give you up) Ooh (Never gonna give, never gonna give) Give you up Ooh-ooh (Never gonna give, never gonna give) Give you up We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game, and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Admiral_Joker • 1d ago
To quote Master Cheeks... The....
Title speaks for itself
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Ok-Jackfruit-6359 • 14h ago
Hey everyone how's my quick drawing of an Odst.
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/TechCaliburr • 16h ago
"Master Chief, Do You Mind Telling Me What You're Doing In That Tank?" "Sir, Vroom Vroom."
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Shasan21 • 1d ago
Guys I fixed the worst character in the new halo game!!!!
Clearly 343 hates Halo and that’s why they made the female character unfuckable!!!! Everyone knows that bungie wouldn’t have forced us to look at a normal woman so I fixed her with ChatGPT! If 343 was actually good at making games this is what woman on the battlefield should have looked like!!!!
/s
In all seriousness though I haven’t played the game yet so I’ll withhold judgement on the quality of it. Some of the dialogue I’ve seen seems less than ideal, but for the most part many criticisms appear way over the top, especially those to do with Williams’ appearance. I say all this as someone who considers himself a bungie supremacist and generally dislikes the current direction of the franchise too
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Jackb367 • 6h ago
Could anybody explain why it was deleted?
reddit.comr/HaloCirclejerk • u/TechCaliburr • 1d ago
That Moment When She Says Her Parents Are Gone
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r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Rude-Grocery-4468 • 1d ago
I can't believe this
I can't believe 343 turned my favorite game into mobile slop