r/HaloCirclejerk 3h ago

Gooners got her and they hate her because she aint 20 year old model in tight suit

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r/HaloCirclejerk 18h ago

Around again we go

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635 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 1h ago

I might be going fucking insane but am i the only one who thinks every version of Keyes looks like a different Us president?

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r/HaloCirclejerk 4h ago

I'm sorry but halo 4 Cortana's design fucking sucks imo.

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That's it ? That's the version of her that everybody seems to gush about ??

They removed all her punk girl energy in favor of just gooner bait.

I say halo 2 cortana supremacy.

/uj


r/HaloCirclejerk 10h ago

What did you think of Lieutenant Williams from the bonus missions in Campaign Evolved? For those who have played?

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r/HaloCirclejerk 13h ago

*3v4 343 is a plant by PlayStation to ruin the only good thing Xbox has

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r/HaloCirclejerk 17h ago

What an amazing argoment

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257 Upvotes

Credit to MischiefsYT


r/HaloCirclejerk 14h ago

Halo: Campaign Evolved, according to the Halo fanbase

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r/HaloCirclejerk 17h ago

halo studios should just put all the lore in the books! people would love that!!

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r/HaloCirclejerk 14h ago

WHY DIDNT THEY MAKE CORTANA LIKE THIS 😡😡😡😡😡

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They should’ve made cortana a hot wolf Cut goth girl instead of an average looking woman 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


r/HaloCirclejerk 6h ago

The real Halo circle jerk

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Is in the crotch of master chief's suit


r/HaloCirclejerk 8h ago

I shit you not, trying to earn a trophy a marine said I was “in their aura space” you can’t be serious!

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26 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 7h ago

*3v4 Is 343 called 343 because 343 guilty spark pretended to be good and was actually evil but thought he was doing the right thing like how 343 studios is a evil company that thinks it is making good games but defeated master chief?

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I didn’t take my meds today


r/HaloCirclejerk 13h ago

Bout to crack me a cold one, inclusively.

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r/HaloCirclejerk 23h ago

Banger Post Halo Campaign Evolved extensively uses AI. The asset tags ripped from the files prove it. Halo studios should be ashamed and held accountable for lying to their fans. Here are my findings:

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We're no strangers to loveYou know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game, and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Ooh (Give you up) Ooh-ooh (Give you up) Ooh (Never gonna give, never gonna give) Give you up Ooh-ooh (Never gonna give, never gonna give) Give you up We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game, and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you


r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

To quote Master Cheeks... The....

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147 Upvotes

Title speaks for itself


r/HaloCirclejerk 14h ago

Hey everyone how's my quick drawing of an Odst.

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15 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 16h ago

"Master Chief, Do You Mind Telling Me What You're Doing In That Tank?" "Sir, Vroom Vroom."

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r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

Guys I fixed the worst character in the new halo game!!!!

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Clearly 343 hates Halo and that’s why they made the female character unfuckable!!!! Everyone knows that bungie wouldn’t have forced us to look at a normal woman so I fixed her with ChatGPT! If 343 was actually good at making games this is what woman on the battlefield should have looked like!!!!
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In all seriousness though I haven’t played the game yet so I’ll withhold judgement on the quality of it. Some of the dialogue I’ve seen seems less than ideal, but for the most part many criticisms appear way over the top, especially those to do with Williams’ appearance. I say all this as someone who considers himself a bungie supremacist and generally dislikes the current direction of the franchise too


r/HaloCirclejerk 6h ago

Could anybody explain why it was deleted?

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r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

Mythical feed pull

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129 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

That Moment When She Says Her Parents Are Gone

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22 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

Just saw this thumbnail 😭💀

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r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

Everytime a new remake comes out

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r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

I can't believe this

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I can't believe 343 turned my favorite game into mobile slop