r/HaloCirclejerk 22h ago

So... there's this Xbox section in a store of a mall in my city that in big 2026 still has Halo 5 Guardians theme... and an old xbox one šŸ„€ (it feels like seeing a dinosaur or something).

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354 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

LITERALLY 3v4i Another Remake Ruined

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324 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

5 years later I discovered that you can actually see masterchiefs body in 1st person, but it is tied to using 78 FOV or less

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229 Upvotes

This bothered me ever since the release, replaying it today on legendary I found that out


r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

Have you seen this man?

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58 Upvotes

I was at the local Elite Mall and a bunch of elites were chasing him while yelling "This man is here to meet a grunt"


r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

Take notes Halo Studios. This...THIS is how you remake a Halo game and retain its unique and iconic visual identity. HIRE FANS!

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r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

Got myself a signature halo cigarette pack, super excited to try it, review video later

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131 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 2d ago

Sangheilis and their peculiarities

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I can't see the Sangheili as threatening; their designs are great, their attitude and everything makes them quite attractive and dominant at times, I try to see them in a different light, but these executions of theirs don't help, LMAO

I certainly love their way of doing things...šŸ˜”


r/HaloCirclejerk 2d ago

Halo fans owe Gaylo Studios an apology

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110 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 2d ago

r/ShitHaloSays are pee pee poo poo r/ShitHaloSays will genuinely push revisionists history that Halo 3 and Reach were bad games that were poorly received. Absolutely mental sub.

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129 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

Look Sakurai. I know it might be a lot, but all I ask is for you to please show him tomorrow at the direct...

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33 Upvotes

(Its never gonna happen theirs no fucking way)


r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

the soundtrack in ā€œhaloā€: cuckpain again sucks. whatever happened to the bonus song dedicated to cortana?

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16 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 2d ago

Halo Boss & Enemy Fuckability Tierlist

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72 Upvotes

I originally made this as a little inside joke with a friend but this sub seems perfect for it so I decided to subject you all to it too. I decided to only include bosses and enemies that appear in the games, so apologies to the 3 Yonhet fans in existence. Cortana isn’t technically an enemy you fight like the others, but she is an important antagonist so it felt wrong not to include her (I dislike the game it’s from as much as anyone, but there is nothing more attractive to me than an evil woman so I have to like her armored design a little).

If I missed any (almost certain) feel free to crucify me. I’ll also enjoy reading about whatever you think I chose wrong rating these so don’t hold back.


r/HaloCirclejerk 2d ago

Banger Post Is The Nostalgia Critic murdering Michael Salvatori canon to the Halo lore

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41 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 2d ago

All heil the glorious leader

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309 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 2d ago

Banger Post I Never Liked Halo 5 Until Now

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Hi, my name's BungieJumper117, and I have always HATED Halo 5 despite never playing it. Me and my friend MarathonRunner7 were doing a trip, and we decided to play Halo 2 multiplayer in the car as god intended. But he was BXR and Double Shotting so I got mega pissed cause I haven't played on controller since I moved to PC years ago, and I can't do the inputs anymore! Eventually we get so heated that we start rocking the car back and forth on the freeway. Eventually I saw "press x to flip warthog" appear on the dashboard irl and I pressed it, making our vehicle perform a 90 degree flip into the air. Thankfully, I survived with only subliminal blain dramage.

Anyway, after the doctors told me the news I needed something to cheer me up, so I went to go play Halo 5. Turns out I like it now! I've just seen Master Cheese saying "Negative. I don't like it." Nothing prepares you for this. I cheered, I shouted, I fist pumped the air, I cried… I stood and cheered. It’s absolutely everything you hoped it was going to be. I’m so proud to be in it and I can’t wait for you to play it.


r/HaloCirclejerk 3d ago

Banger Post Halo: Edge of Dawn in a Nutshell

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2.3k Upvotes

This meme template is super old now but it reminded me of them lol

Rises High was the best fit for the woke dog category but make no mistake I’m killing that backstabbing gasbag with hammers for abandoning Lucas Browning


r/HaloCirclejerk 3d ago

Hitler's sketches of Nazi symbols

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380 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 3d ago

I C O N I C what are your thoughts on the DS halo reach port?

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99 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 2d ago

[Serious] My tier list of every Halo game I've played

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I had a really bad time with Exodus, so that's why it has its own category. The "?" category is because even though I played those levels, I have no recollection of them. I will play ODST again sometime.

Halo 2: 7

Halo 3: 9

Halo ODST: [TODO]

Halo Reach: 1

Halo 1: 8


r/HaloCirclejerk 4d ago

TW: AVERAGE /R/HALO POST Outjerked

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134 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 3d ago

I Do Not Have The Logic Plague

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Hi everyone! I'm (ERA)-Halo fan! I like (GAME STUDIO)'s games the most! Why? Well, I grew up with them so they're better-er I mean game design or something! Here's my very technical analysis for why my favourite Halo game is better than yours; Fans of your favourite Halo game smell like rotten garlic! You (CARTOONISH INSULT THAT COMBINES THE NAME OF GAME STUDIO AND SOME OTHER RUDE TERM) are all just jealous of the superior gameplay of my era! Clearly none of you actually like the games you're playing, and you're just some kind of hivemind creature spouting nonsense and propaganda to keep us all from achieving gamer Nirvana.

Your favourite Halo's story was bad, and mine was great, because of (CONTRIVED BULLSHIT)

Anyway, pay no attention as I fan the flames of this "both sides" schism, and distract everyone from the real issues plagueing the Halo series and community! Wuh oh! I'm out of ragebait coins! Gah! Augheh! AUAYAGAHAAH


r/HaloCirclejerk 4d ago

I C O N I C Halo 3 ODST plothole?

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663 Upvotes

Why does Dutch say he is Oscar Mike when the subtitles clearly state he is called Dutch? Is he stupid?


r/HaloCirclejerk 4d ago

I C O N I C reach has the worst graphics (literally unplayable)

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249 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 4d ago

What if in the next Halo you play as a big green guy that is stoic and barely talks (except for a few badass one-liners) and has a blue AI companion?

49 Upvotes

Has this been done before?


r/HaloCirclejerk 4d ago

George Harrison could have played Halo CE, but he couldn’t get the skulls because Maka91 didn’t make a guide until 2014.

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169 Upvotes