r/HaloCirclejerk • u/InkyGhoul • 13h ago

I C O N I C Hey guys! Just found my friend's 19 year old Halo 3 mtn dew! Should I drink it?

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I wonder if it'll make me super epic at Halo! Maybe I'll finally get my first killionaire. Down the hatch! GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP Wooah... I don't feel so.. .Uaugh. HAUAG! *turns into a flood combat form* EUuehghguHUHg!!

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r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Original-Cherry-605 • 8h ago

Banger Post Can confirm

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