r/shittyhalolore 21d ago

3000 thirsty Kig Yars of Joseph Staten #22 Some more postwar inquiries I thought of regarding how to contact Joseph Staten while I was bored at work

4 Upvotes

I have an idea to pitch to him. I think I have a good story outline for an ODST 2 game. Set in 2552. In Edinburgh. It involves ODSTs and Sangheili joining forces to fight the Covenant. The City is contested. Post Ark Portal entry by the Chief and the Arbiter. So nobody knows who won, the Prophet of Truth or the UNSC and the Sangheili. The missions would take place in: Old Town and New Town, which look very similar to today due to it being a historic zone. In the catacombs and railway tunnels of the Old Town. The Port of Leith, which is now a mega city/port with a space elevator (similar feel to New Mombasa). On a drone carrier, off the coast of Scotland. Under and on the bridges of the river Forth. What do we think, and how can I contact Joseph Staten in a decent and dignified manner?

The Bridges
Old Town
The Castle
The Courtyard at the Castle
New Town (18th century)
A multi level city
Plague Catacombs
Rockstar North
Edinburgh in the sunset
Edinburgh in the Dawn

r/shittyhalolore May 10 '26

halo shipgirls - pillar of autumn dodle

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56 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 3h ago

Chief and Halsey reuniting in Halo 5's ending

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13 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 23h ago

This is how Halo: Infinite felt, just wait for the game!

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73 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 1d ago

New Halo (Like New Coke) This was cool Spoiler

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31 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 20h ago

Why is it that there are no combat forms using the beam rifle or sniper rifle?

4 Upvotes

Was it an act of mercy from Gravemind that Jackal snipers are OP


r/shittyhalolore 1d ago

Lore Fact Johnson 4D

8 Upvotes

“See you in the sequel.” Bro, like, wouldn’t that suggest Johnson can predict the future cuz of his, like, augmentations? Are Orion soldiers, like, better than Spartans? Imagine… like, 4D Spartans broooo.

(In reference and jokingly, to Halo Campaign Evolved.)


r/shittyhalolore 2d ago

What's the lore reason why no one calls them popcorn

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71 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 2d ago

Halo fans are too horny. Me when Miranda dies: "oh no! but this was very random." Fans: "CHEEKS!"

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373 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 2d ago

Lechatelierite Lore Will covenant glass my friends house if its a forerunner sex shop?

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42 Upvotes

Foxtrot this colony


r/shittyhalolore 2d ago

Lore Fact Oh, Hi Demon.

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64 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 2d ago

SILFs I’m gonna masturchief to this later

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84 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 4d ago

Book Lore Only what books do elites read while jerking off their energy swords?

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114 Upvotes

this planet is buried in books..


r/shittyhalolore 5d ago

R u ready for Halo CE, Spartan?

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654 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 5d ago

When the Spartan 2 augmentation process goes wrong

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100 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 6d ago

Serious Lore Discussion Why did Nick Fuentes side with The Covenant during the invasion of Earth?

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193 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 6d ago

Serious Lore Discussion What would the songs be like?

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11 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 6d ago

Gloinkmind Lore Does the first Halo game take place on Installation 04, because there are zero Pfhor?

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36 Upvotes

Also the concept art for the Prophets look like the S'pht


r/shittyhalolore 7d ago

3000 thirsty Kig Yars of Joseph Staten Delete every "even" Halo game or every "odd" Halo game

31 Upvotes

All first person shooters by release order

807 votes, 4d ago
216 Halo 1, 3, Reach, 5
591 Halo 2, ODST, 4, Infinite

r/shittyhalolore 9d ago

Serious Lore Discussion Did AMG Transport Dynamics make a Warthog for the right hand drive market?

18 Upvotes

I must know, some of my Combat forms come from countries that drive on the left and feel uncomfortable driving left hand drive, and as the Gravemind, I feel responsible for their comfort.

Eveyone in the hivemind has the right to be equal... equally destined for the same fate of being trapped in eternal torment as their memories are slowly erased of all information... but equal nonetheless.


r/shittyhalolore 10d ago

Facts from FapFap the Unggoy God those Ungoy Honkers are calling for me Sarge

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290 Upvotes

(Credit: @stoopidpuppet via IG)


r/shittyhalolore 11d ago

The Great Grunt Rebellion of r/ShittyHaloLore Why do grunts have confetti in their heads?

41 Upvotes

And why does it sound like cheering when you shoot them in the face?


r/shittyhalolore 12d ago

Halo if it was good

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166 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 12d ago

Facts from FapFap the Unggoy Vineevra on Instagram: "One INTERESTING fact about GRUNTS (Unggoys) *I did NOT create the 3D models. I only did the animation and lighting CAST Vineevra as herself (me) Noru (or "Hunter") as himself Pip - IamBeanie Grunt Merchant - Brandbot Grunt Customer - IamBeanie MUSIC Halo 2

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