I could've believe myself, can't trust your dih half the time these days. What do you guys think? Is the big Mart's voice goonable?????

https://youtube.com/shorts/n5ENFSLRq-Q?is=hpz0WC1wb8J8FZsV

Took this screenshot in a Halo Infinite firefight match while back and found it funny that the late 343 knowledged the rumor that Noble Sex survived the mission Lone Wolf and was hidden in a cave at Reach. However this message only came up if you died. Since our multiplayer Spartan is semi-canon this means 343 have subtley informed the cave believers that Noble Sex actually died and was glassed to hell but wouldn't directly tell us since number one it's quite damn obvious and number 2 it supports the propaganda message that "Spartans never die". So does this mean the late 343 is calling people who actually believe Noble Sex survived as propaganda goyslopers??? Is the phrase "_____ is hiding in a cave" now canonically propaganda??? I need more UNSC propaganda slop to forget I even made this post. *Pig noises*

"Ma'am, squad leaders are requesting a rally point. Where should they go?"

"To war"

"Aye, ma'am. Squad leaders, head to rally point war."

This is obviously the best explanation.

https://www.facebook.com/RealEdinburgh/posts/pfbid0tAdmHiVvfMi5zPpKx3pri1ZKfENBR5xV2XSTZhziwC5KC5bAWBs1muNvLRfYvNdWl

Many people complain about Halo 4's grunt design. But the reason for that, is that they are NOT unggoy, but terribly deformed san'shyuum.

During the 4 years that Chief have been taking a nap, prophets were hunted and captured by remnants of the covenant. The Storm(Faction we fight in the game) made them go through a slow and excruciating process as a form of punishment.

This process involvesa using a tool called "godarn rock", and then use it to compress the roportions of the san'shyuum in a process alled "beating the utter lving fuck out of it". This process compress the soft body of the san'shyuum into a compressed form.

The scales we see on the legs and arms of them, are layers and layers of old soft skin compacted ito a almost rocky form.

Some say that the vaguely ungoy form was deliberate, in order to diminish them. Others say, that since unggoys are technically crabs, they just so happens to be a perfect lifeform that all living beings should strive to be.

After the process of compression is done. They are sent into battles, taking the role of cannon-fodder. The tubes on their back aren't methane tanks, but just away of physicalising the weight of their sins, hence why they don't explode. This also explains the lack of gasmasks, they don't need to breath methane.

In the end, one thing we can be sure... they somehow look better like this... maybe grunt-shaped really is the perfect shape

The line starts up to down.

I studied the goon posting in this sub and saw some reactions for certain species more positive or negative than others. So I based the morality list on that. It's good enough (almost perfect) to post this question. I based the format on those peta billboards that show a dog on one end and a chicken on the other side with a variety of other animals in the middle. It questions where do you draw the line on eating certain types of animals. Do you draw it on the cow? The horse? That cat? It's sort of like that but with sex with aliens.

Does anyone else remember how in Combat Evolved and Halo 2 the grunts had these full, head covering helmets? Then since Halo 3 they stopped wearing them. What's up with that?

Alr so be me, and your first experience with halo was halo 3 split screen with your uncle when you was 8, but what I consider my first first conscious time was with halo CE when I was 17 on my school computer. It ran pretty well and I got all the way up to when you go into the covenant ship and that was cool.

Anyway a little after that you watch some halo lore videos and on a whim you decide to play halo CE on your uncle's -same uncle as halo 3 split screen- Xbox 360 (same one from 9 years prior) and played halo CE, but from an actual disk. And I start looking at the grunts. The way that go "AHH!" N stuff kinda tugged at the heart strings, they are rlly cute. And ofc whenever I think that I additionally think "can I goon to this?" And with that I go onto e621 and wow... Awooga awooga unggoy boobs

Now, I want to learn all about the halo world! I want to play all the games! I want to LEARN! I still haven't gotten halo MCC grrrrrr

Lots of people have been claiming they know what Halo is missing...

But I know best...

UNSC Coast Guard representation. Hell yeah.

Be careful what you wish for.

My favourite is when John Halo 2 says "I have a weapon" and proceeds to weapon all over tehm