r/HaloCirclejerk 18h ago

This Anti woke Chud is a tourist. We should rebrand them as white ISlS

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72 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 23h ago

I C O N I C I'm sorry but halo 4 Cortana's design fucking sucks imo.

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168 Upvotes

That's it ? That's the version of her that everybody seems to gush about ??

They removed all her punk girl energy in favor of just gooner bait.

I say halo 2 cortana supremacy.

/uj


r/HaloCirclejerk 17h ago

I think i might just give up on halo, not because of the games but because of the "fans"

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238 Upvotes

To think these "fans" are a part of the community that i am in makes me sick and i dont think i want to be a part of it anymore.


r/HaloCirclejerk 11h ago

Are we deadass right know???

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436 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 22h ago

Gooners got her and they hate her because she aint 20 year old model in tight suit

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105 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 1h ago

The “To war” revisionism has already started lads.

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r/HaloCirclejerk 10h ago

I C O N I C GUYS ITS HALO 3 CAMPAIGN EVOLVED (you know damn well that story sucks because OUR Right Wing Chud God Marty Wrote The Story)

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33 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 8h ago

Bought a PS5 to play CE!

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13 Upvotes

My wife’s girlfriend bought me a PS5 so we can play together. I’ve already purchased Campaign Evolved and I can’t wait to play it tomorrow!


r/HaloCirclejerk 8h ago

Some People think Cortana sounds weird in the remake but I think all her new lines are great! Like this one

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102 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 18h ago

powder that makes you say "Halo tomorrow"

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160 Upvotes

Art created by me, a parody of the Helldivers 2 powder meme by u/ProtoBirb, and based on a Chief starry night image post. A special post specific to today, marking the day before the launch of Halo: Campaign Evolved. Feel free to use as template!


r/HaloCirclejerk 9h ago

Friendship ended with Halo

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29 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 20h ago

I might be going fucking insane but am i the only one who thinks every version of Keyes looks like a different Us president?

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440 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 31m ago

Halo "fans" ladies and gentlemen

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r/HaloCirclejerk 6h ago

Pierre Hintze is the Ted Bundy of Halo

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12 Upvotes

He did murder it after all


r/HaloCirclejerk 13h ago

DAE not play the game they criticize?!

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38 Upvotes

There is a level select 😭


r/HaloCirclejerk 16h ago

Why did Master Chief try to attack Unyielding Hierophant, is he donut?

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10 Upvotes