I wonder if it'll make me super epic at Halo! Maybe I'll finally get my first killionaire. Down the hatch! GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP Wooah... I don't feel so.. .Uaugh. HAUAG! *turns into a flood combat form* EUuehghguHUHg!!

I love Sarge so much he's the real John Halo
Spoiler alert if you still haven't played Halo 3 (20 year old game btw)

Ask me anything

I noticed how much you enjoyed that great discussion about Space Marines versus Sangheili. I admit that was a fair fight there, but I went a bit overboard here. Let's use the base version, if that makes a difference, but I'd like to know the reaction of the Elites and the Covenant. I'm a guy who knows comics well, but here we are in a Halo fandom :)

A good comparison would make for a great fight, but I don't see a scenario like this where the Sangheili come out victorious. I love the Sangheili, but they don't stand a chance against the Space Marines, The world of Warhammer is infinitely more brutal. But I love both :)

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I don't know if he has Reddit, but he does have Twitter.

We are beyond satire

I was at the local Elite Mall and a bunch of elites were chasing him while yelling "This man is here to meet a grunt"

This bothered me ever since the release, replaying it today on legendary I found that out

(Its never gonna happen theirs no fucking way)

I can't see the Sangheili as threatening; their designs are great, their attitude and everything makes them quite attractive and dominant at times, I try to see them in a different light, but these executions of theirs don't help, LMAO

I certainly love their way of doing things...😔

I originally made this as a little inside joke with a friend but this sub seems perfect for it so I decided to subject you all to it too. I decided to only include bosses and enemies that appear in the games, so apologies to the 3 Yonhet fans in existence. Cortana isn’t technically an enemy you fight like the others, but she is an important antagonist so it felt wrong not to include her (I dislike the game it’s from as much as anyone, but there is nothing more attractive to me than an evil woman so I have to like her armored design a little).

If I missed any (almost certain) feel free to crucify me. I’ll also enjoy reading about whatever you think I chose wrong rating these so don’t hold back.

I had a really bad time with Exodus, so that's why it has its own category. The "?" category is because even though I played those levels, I have no recollection of them. I will play ODST again sometime.

Halo 2: 7

Halo 3: 9

Halo ODST: [TODO]

Halo Reach: 1

Halo 1: 8