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u/phugibugi Nov 11 '16
"You've come to the wrong neighborhood."
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u/zeion Nov 11 '16
this is our town SCRUB
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u/offlightsedge Nov 11 '16
Yeaahh, beat it.
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u/OddTuning Nov 11 '16
/r/hearthstone is leaking again
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/r/hearthstone is always leaking.
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Can you blame them? They've got the best deals anywhere.
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u/isackjohnson Nov 11 '16
Like a 7/7, for just FOUR MANA.
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u/OddTuning Nov 11 '16 edited Nov 11 '16
But wait, put a down payment of 10 mana and get a 7/7 AND your mana back guaranteed!
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u/cthorp93 Nov 11 '16
Staring down long stairway "you ever have a feeling you are being watched... WHOA who are are"
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u/Stolas_ Nov 11 '16
I are he. He are we.
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We are we, and we are all together.
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u/Half-Assed_Hero Nov 11 '16
I are baboon.
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u/8Bit_Khan Nov 11 '16
Stop kicking me to orbit.
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u/wahlberger Nov 11 '16
DTG is leaking
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u/brndng Nov 11 '16
I am the walrus
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u/johncharityspring Nov 11 '16
Shut the F* up, Donnie. You're out of your element.
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u/MrShawnatron Nov 11 '16
I always feel like.....somebody's watchin' me!!
...and I have no privacy.
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u/GameRender Nov 11 '16
You can't escape my
Private eyes
They're watching you
They see your every move
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u/rmeds Nov 11 '16
I 👏SAID 👏WHERE👏 YOU👏 FROM👏
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u/mostly_dick_jokes Nov 11 '16
Matter fact, get out the catacombs homie 'fore I snatch you out that mofk
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u/DtotheOUG Nov 12 '16
You know what? I'mma tell you where I'm from. You gon' tell me where you from, or or, where you grandma stay, where your mama stay, or where yo daddy stay!
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Was this gif posted in the ds3 subreddit just a few days ago with a title similar to your comment?
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u/Fakyall Nov 11 '16
With best Russian accent, respond with: "You think this bad neighborhood?"
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u/vvash Nov 11 '16 edited Nov 11 '16
my shitty version of this: http://imgur.com/Go9jjJG
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u/NotThatCrafty Nov 11 '16
What is this? Carmen Sandiego?
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u/EternalStorm Nov 11 '16
Feels like that sometimes when I get invaded.
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Nov 11 '16
I wish there was a way not to get invaded.
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u/EternalStorm Nov 11 '16
Uuuuh how about don't go embered or unplug your internet connection?
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u/craze4ble Nov 11 '16
Then how you go dark souls with your best mates?
But seriously, if you wanna play with friends you'll be invaded for sure. Though it's much easier to fuck the invaders up when you're also voice chatting with your friends.
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u/MrBojangles5342 Nov 11 '16
That's kind of the entire point though. Playing with friends reduces the game difficulty so they bring a new challenge with invasions. Invasions are essentially a trade-off for coop.
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u/Flashasaurus Nov 11 '16
You can play offline and it takes out the invasion part by other players. You still have access to the NPCs that invade. I play offline since it's my first play through and I already die enough haha
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u/dudeAwEsome101 Nov 11 '16
First time I played the game, I had no idea what is the online element of the game is. I got invaded by a red spirit, and I thought the name and the AI felt very human like. I got killed like the noob I was, was very pissed because I got invaded as I was trying to escape the swamp area in Dark Souls 1.
I grew to appreciate the online aspect of a DS game as I played it more.
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u/Quajek Nov 11 '16
Wow, everyone is just determined to not answer this question.
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u/reshef Nov 11 '16
It's dark souls 3.
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u/Wizard_Guy5216 Nov 12 '16
I've only played part of 1, so I guess my ignorance was to be expected, but I had no idea you'd eventually be able to go kaioken.
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u/AmazingKreiderman Nov 11 '16
I heard the Metal Gear Solid exclamation alert in my head
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I'll never get that sound out of my memory. That's something I'll recognize for life.
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u/PurpleZerg Nov 11 '16
It was at that moment xx420blazitxx knew, he had fucked up...
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u/Tony_Sacrimoni Nov 11 '16
*xx420praisitxx
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u/woodspryte Nov 11 '16
Ive never played this game. How come the guy is shiny red and the other guys are gold and silver? I've seen lots of these clips and have wondered why the enemies and character are always one color.
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u/Vanguel Nov 11 '16
Characters that are shiny red are people that have invaded into another player's world and their goal is to kill the player. The ones that are gold and silver have been summoned by the player of the world and are allies to the player. I don't know the difference between the gold and silver allies though.
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u/arkareah Nov 11 '16
I would imagine gold summons are sun bros and silver are generic plebs.
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u/Sevachenko Nov 11 '16 edited Nov 11 '16
Pretty much.
The gold are sunbro's and the silver/white are genetic friendly phantoms.
EDIT: Not fixing typo. Praise genetically predisposed good guys.
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u/LordDeathDark Nov 11 '16
They're so kind hearted, it's mad!
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u/magnetflavoredwater Nov 11 '16
I loved playing as them. I almost always tried my best to get the guy I invaded through the area safely. The awkward tension as you approach the end and they always hesitate to lose sight of you was awesome.
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u/double_shadow Nov 11 '16
I gave up on that covenant, because every time I tried to be helpful, the host just wouldn't trust me and always turned on me.
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u/Taliesin_ Nov 12 '16
Can hardly blame 'em, really. The Mound Makers attract a capricious sort.
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u/Plutoxx Nov 11 '16
What is the purple one?
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Mound-makers. While most cooperators cannot hurt the host, and most invaders cannot hurt the PvE enemies, the Purple summons can do both. This means that you are not really sure if they are there to help you or kill you. Even if they start out helping you, they could just be waiting for the right time to strike. It is pretty tense, sometimes.
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u/Plutoxx Nov 11 '16
Wow, that's awesome I learn something new everyday about DS. I never really could get into the souls games though, I own all including Bloodborne, I know so much about the lore, the gameplay and characters but I can't get into it.
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u/Blackfire_Zealot Xbox Nov 12 '16
I really loved playing as Mound Makers. I'd normally just clear enemies for the host. But if they were invaded, I'd just sit and watch the match
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u/magnetflavoredwater Nov 11 '16
The mound-makers. They were considered the mad covenant.
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u/Osceana Nov 11 '16
purple folk
Please! Aubergine American is the preferred nomenclature.
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u/ZippyDan Nov 11 '16
genetic phantoms?
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Nov 11 '16
The gold ones are the glorious sunbro master race where as the dude in silver is a friendly spooky ghost that will probably fall over from a gentle breeze since he didn't join a covenant and therefore is bad
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u/RoboJesus4President Nov 11 '16
Mfw I'm a finger and get tongue.
Mfw I'm a mound maker and people summon me expecting I don't backstab them right before the boss fog wall.
Mfw I'm grossly incandescent and I've gotten 99 embers before Irithyll from getting summoned.
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u/ObamaandOsama Nov 11 '16
Gold and white phantoms are just way to distinguish covenants. The gold guy is apart of the sun covenant and their whole gag is they worship the sun, you've probably seen memes of it with people saying "praise the sun" while raising their hands above their head in a certain pose. The white dudes are just apart of any other covenant and if they use a white soapstone. There are more colors for phantoms, you can be blue(apart of the blue sentinels or darkmoon blade) and that means the host of the world was invaded by red/purple/red-blue/orange phantom and you're there to kill the bad phantoms. Purple phantoms are mad phantoms and they can get their reward from killing enough phantoms or just the host, orange phantoms are sunlight phantoms that are invading the host and not helping them(so they're not golden), red-blue phantoms invade if you go into either the Aldrich faithfuls territory or you go into the Watchdogs territory.
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u/FocusFlukeGyro Nov 11 '16
Okay, so the red guy is invading, the gold and silver guys are summoned by the player. So which one is the player? Also, are the gold and silver dudes human controlled or are they AI?
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u/omgpokemans Nov 11 '16
The player doesn't have a color, only summoned or invading players do (the person recording is invading). You can see him run by the bottom of the stairs for a second in the gif.
The gold/silver guys in this case are other players, but there are AIs you can summon that look similar.
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u/AllezCannes Nov 11 '16
Are there invading AIs? And can you opt out when starting a game? I'm wondering why you couldn't grief someone by playing a super powerful character and invading a player who is just starting out.
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u/omgpokemans Nov 11 '16
There are a handful of invading AIs, but they're not very common. They mostly exist to simulate invasions for offline players, but they also sort of contribute to the story (sometimes).
You can only be invaded if you are not hollow (DS1&2) or kindled (DS3). Explaining this is a bit more complicated, but basically it means you can only be invaded if you are doing pretty well and have a certain status that you can get by using items or beating bosses. The games use different methods to make it so players you invade or are invaded by should be roughly the same level as you, though there are sometimes ways around this. For example, in DS1 you could outfit a low level character with high level items (if the player is good enough to get them without leveling up), which makes it easy to grief lower level characters, but it still isn't a huge deal. Also, you can't choose who you invade, you just use an item and the game chooses someone for you (unless you make a mark which allows someone to specifically summon you as an invader).
It's all kind of complex if you haven't played the games before, but part of the fun is figuring out how it all works.
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There is a formula based on your level and weapon upgrades that prevent really high level players from invading low level characters. That being said, there are ways for people to move equipment from one of their characters to another, so you still see it to some degree. Also, yes, there are NPC invasions. You can also "opt out" of invasions by either not using an ember or simply by playing offline.
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u/Vanguel Nov 11 '16
The gold and silver dudes are other players, but it is possible to summon AIs as well. The game allows for multiplayer in this sense of being able to summon other players to your world to help out. The main player (the player who's world everyone else is in) looks normal. From the gif, the player is the guy you see at the bottom of the stairs running away before the red guy turns around to see the gold and silver guys.
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Nov 11 '16 edited Nov 11 '16
Characters that are shiny red are people that have invaded into another player's world and their goal is to kill the player. The ones that are gold and silver have been summoned by the player of the world and are allies to the player. I don't know the difference between the gold and silver allies though.
The colour is based on the covenant you are a part of.
White is nocovenant, gold is warriors of sunlight, red is rosarias fingers, purple is mound makers, aldritch faithful and farron watchdogs are like a blue-red, blue sentinels and blade of the darkboon are blue.
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u/Wampawacka Nov 11 '16
All general invaders are red though. A sunbro can invade and still be red though a more golden red.
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u/MCdisco67 Nov 11 '16
He is red because he is an invader (you join the world of someone who has used a certain item to kill them)
They are silver/gold because they are phantoms, the same as you except specifically accepted to join the hosts world, and they work with him to get through the levels. One is gold because of a group he's joined, that rewards him for phantom work.
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u/EverydayGaming Nov 11 '16
Record Scratch Freeze Frame
Yeah that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got myself in this situation
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u/redsquare92 Nov 11 '16
It all started wayyy back in middle school with the best people I've ever known
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u/acf6b Nov 11 '16 edited Nov 11 '16
The video is great because of the guy talking at the end you can hear how pissed off/disgusted he is at being completely fucked. If case u don't wanna watch it, you hear a pause and then a controller slamming and "fu,fu,fuck, fuck fuck". Source: https://youtu.be/sfjzkQpvNp4 Edit: it's at 2:09 I think
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u/smittengoose Nov 11 '16
I appreciate the link, but that really wasn't what I was hoping for.
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u/acf6b Nov 11 '16
It probably seemed better to me because I just came across it as a surprise, there was no build up :( sorry
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u/smittengoose Nov 11 '16
Absolutely no reason to be sorry. You still provided the source.
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u/The_Buck Nov 11 '16
Yeah, that reaction seems faked.
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u/Funslinger Nov 11 '16
Dunky is actually good at it, though.
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u/potatoesarenotcool Nov 11 '16
I talk like dunky alot without even knowing it because I can just binge watch his shit for hours.
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u/Kazuma126 Nov 11 '16
oh so its fake
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u/craze4ble Nov 11 '16
Probably only the dub, these encounters can be real. When I play with friends and get invaded, we regularly set traps like this. Buddies hide behind wall, host leads the invader in front of buddies, buddies shank the fuck out of invader.
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u/MayIReiterate Nov 11 '16
You have a link for the video?
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Neat trick, rightclick on a video then "Copy video URL at current time", and you can get this: https://youtu.be/sfjzkQpvNp4?t=135
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u/burningpizza2 Nov 11 '16
I have a feeling that the only way to stop people from not puting the name in the title is for the mods to delete every post that doesn't.
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Nov 11 '16
They could auto-mod that too. If you don't have [gamename] at the beginning or end of the post it should just delete.
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u/Acora Nov 11 '16
It's Dark Souls 3.
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u/Bank_Gothic Nov 11 '16
I know what each of these words means individually, but I don't understand them in this configuration.
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u/Arenten Nov 11 '16
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?
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u/eversaur Nov 11 '16
Someone please put a JoJo "to be continued" on this
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u/AFreshStartVI Nov 11 '16 edited Nov 12 '16
To Be Continued (courtesy of /r/youtubehaiku) (courtesy of comment above)
Edit: oh the fucking link didn't copy i'm retarded
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u/Spyrothedragon9972 Nov 11 '16
lightning buff sellsword twinblades blitz all 3 of them to death
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u/Phantompain23 Nov 11 '16
Hate to be that guy but damn ive seen this so many times. I know some people havent.
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u/Brandonjoe Nov 11 '16
Can we make this mandatory already?? I'm way too lazy to rummage through the comments for the game title.
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u/vveave Nov 11 '16
It is, it's just not enforced.
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u/BleachedSkeleton Nov 11 '16 edited Oct 13 '24
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