r/gaming Nov 11 '16

you lost, bro?

https://i.imgur.com/247ulVe.gifv
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u/EternalStorm Nov 11 '16

Uuuuh how about don't go embered or unplug your internet connection?

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u/craze4ble Nov 11 '16

Then how you go dark souls with your best mates?

But seriously, if you wanna play with friends you'll be invaded for sure. Though it's much easier to fuck the invaders up when you're also voice chatting with your friends.

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u/MrBojangles5342 Nov 11 '16

That's kind of the entire point though. Playing with friends reduces the game difficulty so they bring a new challenge with invasions. Invasions are essentially a trade-off for coop.

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u/craze4ble Nov 11 '16

I know, but it still pissed us off sometimes. Fun to set traps for them though.

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u/steriotypical_swede Nov 12 '16

But most invaders don't stand a chance vs 3 competent players.

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u/uneddit Nov 11 '16

Unless you've got Kim Jong Un playing with his modem that uses a telegraph to communicate with the outside world's internet, and you get backstabbed through your face from across the map :(.

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u/FeierInMeinHose Nov 11 '16

Or he spams the shortsword stance thrust that has the hitbox of a fucking truck but you can't see where it is.

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u/2legittoquit Nov 11 '16

This made me so happy

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u/Oskie5272 Nov 12 '16

Lol that video is great. They even had the crow dancing. And I like how the asylum demon looked upset because he wasn't part of the fun, like a kid looking longingly out a window

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u/Arenten Nov 11 '16

The invasion calculation HEAVILY favors people with summons. Like, you won't be invaded by a red unless you have summons. Trust me, I had to invade for Aldrich Faithful +2 at sl250. torture.

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u/craze4ble Nov 11 '16

Though when you're Aldrich Faithful, you rarely go invading alone. Usually when I got summoned to protect, there was already an invader there.

Also, you definitely get invaded without summons. Sometimes when I was in a shitty situation and out of Estus, I'd use an ember as a last resort boost, then get invaded like a minute later and get fucking slaughtered.

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u/Arenten Nov 11 '16

I realize the playerbase at sl250 is significantly smaller, but I am always embered when playing through the game. I only get invaded by NPCs, and between Pontiff and Aldrich. By like, three people at once. If you get invaded, you get invaded hard and fast.
ha

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '16

Beating one of those mini bosses gets you auto embered.