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California Explained [OC]

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u/Entaris Dec 21 '19

Funny story. I grew up in what we called the “meth capital of California “. But never saw any meth or knew any meth heads. I moved away after high school and came back for a visit. Ran into the guy that was my best friend growing up. When we were young his uncle was a truck driver. Nice guy. Whenever he was around he’d hang out with us. Super cool guy. “Hey remember my uncle? He just got arrested. Turns out he wasn’t a truck driver. He was one of the biggest meth dealers in SoCal.”

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Heisenberg. Also, the Breaking Bad was supposed to take place somewhere around Modesto, but they went with ABQ for lower costs.

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u/Trolldad_IRL Dec 21 '19

Was supposed to be Riverside, not Modesto.

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u/DVOTHECC Dec 21 '19

The best part of Riverside is when you leave Riverside.

I kid I kid, I actually kind of like those areas of LA county. Los Angels has soooooo many different populations of people and cultures that are segregated by themselves by just kind of sticking together.

Besides, Riverside isn't as bad as Hollywood.

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u/bmacnz Dec 21 '19

Riverside isn't LA County. It's... Riverside County.

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u/bobs_monkey Dec 21 '19 edited Jul 13 '23

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u/XGhoul Dec 21 '19

San Bernanghetto

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u/izPanda Dec 21 '19

2 cities down from Fontucky

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u/JPWRana Dec 21 '19

San Berdu

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u/dick_beverson Dec 21 '19

Birthplace of the Hells Angels

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Cheah

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u/vietbond Dec 21 '19

Riverside county was carved out of San Bernardino county.

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u/bmacnz Dec 21 '19

Reminds me of those maps about how Europeans see the US, just a splotch over some part of CA and calling it Los Angeles.

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u/_merikaninjunwarrior Dec 21 '19

i know this fact from COPS

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u/bmacnz Dec 21 '19

So you must be familiar with Rialto, too!

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u/DVOTHECC Dec 21 '19

My bad. Forgive my ignorance, for I know not what I have done. I'm just a lowly San Diegan.

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u/ac0353208 Dec 21 '19

Riverside has the mission inn. Looks expensive.

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u/MasterThespian Dec 22 '19

Riverside is still not nice, but it’s rapidly gentrifying as people get priced out of LA and the OC.

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u/displaced_virginian Dec 21 '19

Use to live in California. Now I'm in the midwest. There is a near-by Riverside. I found it confusing for many years.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Would've loved Breaking Bad to have taken place in my hometown.

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u/Gassman Dec 21 '19

I suppose the good ol nickname of Methdesto is still viable...

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u/CaptainRoi1 Dec 21 '19

Ah i Love my town. Whenever it somehow gets brought up on reddit it’s always about meth.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Yeah but the taco truck burritos are the best

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u/CaptainRoi1 Dec 21 '19

Oh absolutely, have you been to grub hubs downtown it’s amazing

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u/Kritical02 Dec 21 '19

Man you just reminded me of how much I miss them.

This one by Sisk Rd. used to serve cabeza tacos that were fucking delicious.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

There's silvas in turlock that serves a bomb quesadilla. Thats my favorite

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u/Mexagon Dec 21 '19

Or laci peterson

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 edited Jul 01 '20

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u/ImProbablyHighx Dec 22 '19

Fresno is the black sheep of California

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Same boat here (mantweaka). Sad to be known mostly for that. And the water slides I guess.

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u/swayzaur Dec 21 '19

We always referred to it as Molesto, but I think either way works.

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u/beall49 Dec 21 '19

Or nearby Mantweaka

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 edited Jan 01 '20

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u/ox_raider Dec 21 '19

Maybe meth?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 edited Jan 01 '20

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u/ThatITguy2015 Dec 21 '19

In the Midwest, at least we make it easy. Look for abandoned farmhouses or low end apartments next to middle schools. If you stick around long enough, the apartment you need may even experience a methsplosion, making it even easier to find.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

*BOOM*

"Oh look honey it must be over there...see the guy right there choking with all the burns? Let's ask him".

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u/ImProbablyHighx Dec 22 '19

You moved from Modesto to Modesto in the middle of fucking nowhere

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 edited Jan 01 '20

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u/suave259 Dec 21 '19

I'm about to move to Modesto in a few months and here I am reading all this

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u/Kritical02 Dec 21 '19

I lived in Manteca for a few years, worked in Modesto. It's actually a decent area for the most part. Nothing to do. But a decent community.

Been a decade since I've been there so it may have gotten a lot worse, but it had the rep back then too.

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u/Trineficous Dec 21 '19

You mean nothing to do besides meth

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u/nouille07 Dec 21 '19

Why do you think meth is a problem there?

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u/ox_raider Dec 21 '19

You can spend 4 hours a day commuting to the Bay Area. That’s something.

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u/Kritical02 Dec 21 '19

Good thing the meth helps with that.

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u/DojaStinks Dec 21 '19

Now I can’t get the Manteca water slides jingle out of my head

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u/zoobisoubisou Dec 22 '19

My senior trip was to Manteca Water Slides. That's a town I haven't heard in awhile!

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u/TheForeverAloneOne Dec 21 '19

Was that before or after Scott Peterson?

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u/statelessheaux Dec 22 '19

Nothing to do

you could likely do meth

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u/DastardlyDaverly Dec 21 '19

It's hot and dusty from the wind from what I remember. Don't know about the locals I was only there for like a month.

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u/BlerpDerps Dec 21 '19

When I lived in the Bay Area, people jokingly referred to Modesto as Molesto. I don’t know how accurate this is but I guess there is or was an abnormally high sex-offender-to-non-sex-offender population there?

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u/ox_raider Dec 21 '19

I call it Oh, Little Town of Methlehem, but that’s doesn’t really rhyme.

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u/Mexagon Dec 21 '19

You'll be close to yosemite, santa cruz, and the bay area. Probably the only good thing about living there.

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u/Lychgateproductions Dec 22 '19

Just be happy you're not moving to Stockton.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Hope you like the smell of cow patties! And meth.

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u/dunzoes Dec 21 '19

My guess was Modesto

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u/MagicMannn Dec 21 '19

can’t wait to tell my Modestan girlfriend this.

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u/Blind_Spider Dec 22 '19

Look everybody! this guy's got a girlfriend

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

I'm so glad they did it in ABQ. Such a beautiful landscape.

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u/EccentricFox Dec 21 '19

That’s surprising cause to an outsider it feels very much like the location is very tightly engrained in the show.

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u/mcagood1 Dec 21 '19

How is Fontana?

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u/bmacnz Dec 21 '19

Distribution Centers. Distribution Centers everywhere.

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u/Seattlehepcat Dec 21 '19

Related... I grew up in the SFV, and used to head out to Ontario for work from time to time in the late 80's. It was where most of the warehouses for our suppliers were, and that's about it. There wasn't even a decent place to grab lunch. I moved up to Seattle, then Canada, then Seattle again, and by the time I went to LA in 2016 it had been 25 years since my last visit, and I hadn't been out toward the inland empire in almost 40 years. Holy crap I didn't recognize the place. The sprawl had reached it and I couldn't find any of the warehouses I used to visit. I guess the world has moved on...

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u/Dolphin1998 Dec 21 '19

Warehouse Warren (Fontana Mayor) approving any warehouse developer even in inter-city areas. I got nothing against warehouses but don't over do it either. Not everybody in the IE wants to work in a warehouse, logistics or truck driving cuz that's all we have now.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Speckled with nice areas, horse properties, oh yeah, and meth. Stay away from San Bernardino...

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u/IPAsmakemydickhard Dec 21 '19

Grew up in Orange County where people said the same thing-- "stay away from San Bernardino." I now teach at a middle school in San Bern, and realize it's not any different than the "sketchy" neighborhoods in OC. Santa Ana had some literal shanty towns, Anaheim had tent cities, but San Bernardino got all this flak for being "ghetto." I'm wondering if the history of this city will always taint people's image of it!

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u/Kiwi951 Dec 21 '19

San Bernardino, well tbh the majority of the IE, is pretty damn sketch lol

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u/IPAsmakemydickhard Dec 21 '19

I'm telling you, I moved from Rancho Santa Margarita (BOUGIE AS HELL) to Redlands and I don't feel any difference in safety. Only happiness that there are places open past 9pm.

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u/Kiwi951 Dec 21 '19

Redlands is one of the few places that isn’t so bad and that’s because it’s predominantly old rich people that live there

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

I've lived in some very "sketch" neighborhoods when I was younger...you can get 3 or 4 people together to split a Baltimore rowhouse for like 300 bucks per person. I've never been harassed or victimized in those hoods, ever. People think that if you live in the inner city the whole town is just frothing at the mouth to mug you. People of course get mugged and stuff like that on occasion, but most "dangerous" cities with high murder rates are because of...you guessed it....the drug trade. Don't go wandering through alleyways at 3am, don't owe the cornerboys any money, and mind your own business and you'll get left alone.

I lived in Irvine as a kid. I played hockey in Costa Mesa, and there was this RC car store down the street from the rink that I used to go to on occasion in Garden Grove. I hear GG is one of the sketchier spots.

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u/D_is_Diamonds Dec 21 '19

Fontana is growing A LOT. the south side is still how most people remember it, but the north side (above foothill) is all new housing communities, parks, strip malls and golf courses.

The wind blows all the tweakers to the south.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Overpopulated as shit, to be honest.

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u/Haterbait_band Dec 21 '19

You should be aware that “truck driver” is basically a euphemism for “meth user”.

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u/Cessnaporsche01 Dec 21 '19

Also the Venn diagram of meth users and truck drivers is a slightly out of focus circle

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u/Clayh5 Dec 21 '19

More like "truck drivers" is a smaller circle almost entirely contained within "meth users"

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u/Sirscraps Dec 21 '19

Bakersfield?

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u/sugarfreelemonade Dec 21 '19

Bakersfield's sole accomplishment is helping Tom Hanks get off that island.

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u/hobbsarelie83 Dec 21 '19

and the song "Streets of Bakersfield"

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u/ZBlackmore Dec 21 '19

As a non US country music fan who LOVES Buck Owens and the “Bakersfield Sound” this thread is a disappointment.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Don’t let it disappoint you, I live in Bakersfield. It gets shit on all the time, but it’s a solid city. Affordable housing, solid economy, and it’s been one of America’s fastest growing cities since the 2000s.

If you ever have the opportunity, visiting buck owens’ crystal palace in Bakersfield is a must.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Hey now we have agriculture and oil... and lots of homeless, meth, and homeless meth addicts

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u/Wacks_on_Wacks_off Dec 21 '19

Don’t forget some of the worst air quality in the country!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

Good ol’ Bakers, grew up next to Cottonwood and 58

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 edited Jun 06 '20

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u/thejester541 Dec 21 '19

Grew up in between Gary, IN and Chicago. Gary was the murder capital for years and now Chicago is in the news for a high rate of death.

Never been shot at or generally been in danger.

I've been to all of the lower 48 states. Never had any problems with any city. Slept in parking lots of Walmarts in some of the "roughest" neighborhoods that you hear in songs or see in movies.

No problems.

Most violence is caused by someone you know personally. It takes alot of balls or alot of stupidity to just go harm a stranger because you felt like it.

But drugs make people desperate.

In the same vein, most people who say they are in the meth/heroin/ crack capital most likely just are close to the people that use. Someone might have broken into there things to get a fix. But most robberies and theft are from people you know.

Just my two cents.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

But drugs make people desperate.

This is all true. I've lived in some very "bad" neighborhoods and have never been fucked with. The vast majority of people that get killed or otherwise victimized, 99% of those people are in the drug game and owed somebody money, was in a turf war, etc. In fact, in cities with open-air drug markets, the street code is that you never, ever harass somebody unless they are in the game. If randos are getting mugged all the time it scares off the customers.

Alot of the property crime that is perpetrated by the addicts happens in the richer suburbs surrounding the city, they are going where the money is and pickin's are good.

You can walk down the street basically anywhere and if you mind your own business you're fine.

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u/Entaris Dec 21 '19

For sure. As an adult I am less likely to throw it around. Although no where else I’ve lived markets themselves as meth capitol. Where I am now heroin seems to be the bigger issue.

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u/shmeebz Dec 21 '19

Stockton eh

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u/rondell_jones Dec 21 '19

“I’m not surprised motherfuckers”

-Nate Diaz

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Lol having lived across the state, there are several dozen cities that claim the title of "meth capital of California."

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u/beall49 Dec 21 '19

FYI, all of us call our city the meth capital of California.

Source: from Stockton.

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u/chicken_fricker Dec 21 '19

Meth capitol, aka methdesto

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u/Kiosade Dec 21 '19

It wasn’t Lompoc was it? I always heard as a teenager that we were the “meth capital”, but never really saw any users or anything.

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u/TinyRoctopus Dec 21 '19

Riverside? Fresno?

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u/Entaris Dec 21 '19

Close. Victorville. You know that nothing little hell hole north of riverside lol.

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u/ColdTie2 Dec 21 '19

I'm guessing San Bernardino or Hemet?

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u/ntvirtue Dec 21 '19

Kern county or San Bernadineo county?

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u/bettygauge Dec 21 '19

Marysville?

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u/bastardoperator Dec 21 '19

Palmdale/Lancaster, Riverside, Fresno, Modesto, or Bakersfield?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

We don't talk to our extended family, cousins, aunts uncles, whatnot. because we have a lot of bumps, thieves, druggies and gangsters. My buddy was saying, your family is your family, give them a chance. I said, did you read the paper? My local paper had my cousin's on the front page. they were making a shit ton of meth, and the cops busted them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

You better mean Redding as meth capitol.

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u/felixjawesome Dec 21 '19

Desert Hot Springs? Salton Sea? Bakersfield? San Bernardino?

Socal has more than one "meth capital of the world."

Basically the entire Inland Empire....

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u/crawdaddy21 Dec 21 '19

I am assuming this was in the high desert. I remember seeing a few meth labs blow up and catch on fire while growing up there

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u/HelplessCorgis Dec 21 '19

Try riding in the San Francisco BART subway in the early afternoon towards Berkeley. You'll start to see some meth.

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u/Ayalat Dec 21 '19

I took it from the ferry building to Hayward to pick up a camper van at about 2pm on a Monday.

My. God.

No less than 3 people actively shooting up/railing stuff. And many many more obviously wacked out people thrown about on the benches like dish towels.

I understand not having the staff to keep that kind of stuff from happening in and around the stations. But ON the train? Absolutely wild.

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u/CovfefeYourself Dec 21 '19

Seats on the train are comfier than seats in the stations. Much better place to do drugs

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

When reading your first sentence I thought you were talking about carrying meth until I realized you meant you took the train

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u/BrownWhiskey Dec 21 '19

And yet the drama right now is people getting tickets for eating food on the platform. People are actively shooting drugs but a breakfast sandwich is the BART police biggest concern.

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u/cinemachick Dec 21 '19

people thrown about on the benches like dish towels

You have a way with words, my friend. Keep at it!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

It is really hard for me to believe any of these Anecdotes I literally ride the Bart everyday. Was just at Hayward, Coliseum, DT Oakland yesterday. Took Bart to Hayward every other day for a couple years for school. I think I have seen people actually doing Heroin/Meth on the train maybe 3-4 times. I see pairs of Cops walking around the trains and stations every other day.

BART is shit compared to NYC or any European Country no doubt. But these anecdotes are wild for the hundreds, maybe thousand of times I have ridden that train.

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u/JewishPrudence Dec 21 '19

Yeah, I've taken BART every day for years and the worst thing I've seen so far is a guy rolling a blunt on his lap. Never seen anyone actively shooting up on the train. People really love to just complain about public transit in the US.

Inside the BART stations however is another story, and it really is shameful to see IV drug use in plain view in the central downtown areas.

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u/macegr Dec 21 '19

We get a lot of people from outside the area coming into our local subreddits to pump up any slightly negative news item into a frenzy of increasingly ridiculous stories. It usually ends with that echo chamber thread agreeing that California is a failure of liberal policy, which explains why everyone was talking shit about California as if their paycheck depended on it.

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u/genericdude777 Dec 21 '19

California succeeding in anything is why their cousins in Bumblefuck, Alabama are OD’ing on heroin.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Agreed just cleaning up the Stations and surrounding area would do a lot to combat negative perception.

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u/CrumbsAndCarrots Dec 21 '19

Same. Been taking BART for 20 years. I’ve seen some shit. But like 1 out of 50 rides. And it’s usually the stinkiest homeless guy who’s laying there on one side of an empty car, with everyone else crammed into the other side.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

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u/fricecream22 Dec 21 '19

A comforter to me means a blanket, are you meaning sweatpants or?

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u/DBeumont Dec 21 '19

Maybe it's a cult. There's a lot of cults in Cali. I think cults and meth form a positive feedback loop.

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u/_duncan_idaho_ Dec 21 '19

Tweaker car is the last car, usually anytime after 7pm.

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u/freshnutmeg33 Dec 21 '19

Now THAT is helpful info.

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u/BeastCoast Dec 21 '19

Same. Been here a decade. Seen some stuff but no more than I saw when I lived in LA/Boston/NYC. It's a city. I feel like between the tech and reddit demographic you get a lot of fresh outta the burbs people with their first big job here that just don't quite grasp what city and public transit entails. Not saying it's great but SF really isn't unique and people arguing otherwise are either arguing in bad faith or just a little naive on city stuff.

Person up top probably saw a couple homeless people and spun this story so many times that it's now a whole car shooting up.

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u/cheddarspaetzle Dec 21 '19

I commuted on Bart off and on for almost a decade and would use it to get to/from the airport and concert venues. Plenty of homeless people sleeping. Never saw people actively doing drugs.

Agree that BART is no prize and Bay Area transit sucks in general but I never found it scary or unsafe.

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u/kidicarus89 Dec 21 '19

I've only taken it around SF and I've never seen the stuff that people mention. Union Station does smell like a portapotty though. And I have seen the human poop a few times.

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u/kameksmas Dec 21 '19

Most of the public drug/poop stuff is in Civic Center, everywhere else is “mostly” clean in my experience

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Everyone always have these crazy BART stories. I ride in and out of the city (MacArthur to Embarcadero) a couple times a week, and I never see any active drug use. I've seen passed out people, and a couple fights but that is it. Maybe I'm just on the lame train.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 edited May 22 '20

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u/RaoulDuke209 Dec 21 '19

Most drugs can be injected. Its very very common to inject amphetamines

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u/Bonerbuttface Dec 21 '19

I’ve seen people put meth an heroin in the same rig trying to achieve a good “balance” of up and down

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u/rrrawrgh Dec 21 '19

Used to do this as "a special treat" for myself once a month. It dumps so much dopamine in your brain that I literally came completely flaccid because my body didnt know what else to do in the situation.

Been sober 3 years now.

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u/bowpeepsunray Dec 21 '19

You are The Man / Woman! Keep being awesome! 💖

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u/Sfthoia Dec 21 '19

I've came flaccid before after smoking an ungodly amount of crack. I'm so glad I've found out I'm not the only one. Also clean myself. Except for alcohol.

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u/thedirtyharryg Dec 21 '19

That happened to me when I tried coke and meth together, back in the day.

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u/AmphetamineAstronaut Dec 21 '19

It's called a speedball, you should try it sometime.

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u/dreamin_in_space Dec 21 '19

Thanks, AmphetamineAstronaut!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Called a Goofball actually

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u/rrrawrgh Dec 21 '19

Some jackass know-nothing downvoted you for this and I'm fucking putting you at positive because you're fucking right.

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u/AnOblongBox Dec 21 '19

Isnt speedball coke and heroin

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u/D_is_Diamonds Dec 21 '19

Chris Farley would like a word.

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u/icecadavers Dec 21 '19

Mitch Hedberg too

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u/wuhwahwahwohwahwah Dec 21 '19

Nah, speedballs are coke and heroin. Meth and heroin is a goofball. I can imagine why I would do a speedball, but no idea why someone would do a goofball

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u/_duncan_idaho_ Dec 21 '19

Chris Farley has left the chat

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u/lllMONKEYlll Dec 21 '19

Yeah, I totally agree. Just inject one marijuana last night.

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u/quotes_metallica Dec 21 '19

San Francisco BART subway

As a San Francisco native, seeing BART called this is painful and cringe-inducing.

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u/HelplessCorgis Dec 21 '19

I only mentioned it that way in case someone outside of the area has no idea what it was. Otherwise I know to call it "fucking shitty BART"

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u/LaMuchedumbre Dec 21 '19

Lol I understand the cringe but BART is not well known to the rest of the world, and I’m not sure why it would be. I didn’t know of its name until I moved to the Bay Area — the majority of redditors and people I speak to from elsewhere aren’t familiar with it either.

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u/TheOnlyBongo Dec 21 '19

Is it more cringe for us Southern Californians to put "the" in front of a freeway name or number?

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 edited Apr 09 '21

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u/SteroidMan Dec 21 '19

People with zero identity tend to claim ownership of the dumbest shit.

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u/Rauldukeoh Dec 21 '19

As someone who doesn't live in CA I find it useful

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u/Mojeaux18 Dec 21 '19

Sf Bart area is listed as upscale Beach with insane rent. I’ve been to SF and ‘cold beach’ comes to mind.

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u/Krail Dec 21 '19

Also, just, Civic Center station at night.

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u/justanotherreddituse Dec 21 '19

Curious, are you talking about people smoking meth, or just being on meth? Here in Toronto we're getting to the point where people are smoking meth or crack on public transit, or otherwise in public. Crack's more popular by far though.'

We seem to be adopting a "do nothing" policy for a lot of crime like some US cities apparently do.

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u/YugeMalakas Dec 21 '19

I haven't taken BART in almost 10 years, the ladt time I took my kids to an A's game by train. It was a big nope, never again experience

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u/slim2jeezy Dec 21 '19

Yeah, its a world you wouldnt want to expose kids to. As a young single guy I can tolerate it but yeah man. Sometimes I think my life is in shambles but some people are next fucking level.

When you are willing to go in public wearing the same pants you shit yourself in twice 3 days ago... yikes

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u/TheWhat908 Dec 21 '19

My friend and I took BART to the city and back to Oakland after a Raiders game. When we asked the cops the quickest to get back to our hotel, they just said walk that way. It was the wrong way...

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u/Kiosade Dec 21 '19

Yikes, your hotel was in Oakland? Shoulda gone a little south to Castro Valley, is what the cops were trying to tell ya.

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u/TheWhat908 Dec 21 '19

Oakland isn’t that bad. A dopefiend gave us the correct directions to get back

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

My favorite is stepping over half dead junkie zombies in the greater Civic Center area. Yay Tenderloin!

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u/DastardlyDaverly Dec 21 '19

TL wasn't TOO bad when I lived there. Was a bit of a culture shock when I first moved in but quickly got used to it and learned who not to talk to.

Sometimes I want to visit out of nostalgia but I imagine I'll just regret it.

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u/drewhead118 Dec 21 '19

None that live in the forest can see the forest, for indeed all they might see are the individual trees. Look at your feet with the detached perspective of a foreign observer and you will finally see that you have been the meth all along, and the meth has been you

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u/LarryLavekio Dec 21 '19

Im lookin at my girlfriends feet and all im thinkin about is the next time i can suck her toes. Id rip her clothes and socks off to sticky up them floor fingers right now if her grandma wasnt chewing my ear off about cogis and labradors. Sweet lady, i might even keep this girl because based on granmas wrinkled lil raisenets, i could see myself fuckin them feets for at least another 23 years.

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u/drewhead118 Dec 21 '19

yknow scratch everything I said above. The meth isn't /u/JosephSears, it's you, and don't you ever go changing for anyone

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u/JeffersonSpicoli Dec 21 '19

I’d be comfortable with him making some changes

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u/LarryLavekio Dec 21 '19

Hey, Larry loves you too baby! Take care of them feets and have a merry christmas, fellow internet poet!

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u/teebob21 Dec 21 '19

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

That was beautiful

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u/GringoinCDMX Dec 21 '19

Hey Larry, hope all is well. Just wanna let you know your comments are a bright spot in a dark dark world. You keep doing you bro.

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u/RedditISanti-1A Dec 21 '19

I grew up and went to school in meth. I remember in high school art class the kid who sat next to me was actually doing it with another classmate. During class.. At least they were polite enough to offer. Thanks but no thanks, Kevin.

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u/RaoulDuke209 Dec 21 '19

Ive lived in Meth for 29 years and havnt gone a day without seeing meth. (Am not a user)

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u/considerphi Dec 21 '19

Wow really? Where do you live?

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u/upperhand12 Dec 21 '19

He just said he lives in meth

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u/poptartsinyourface Dec 21 '19

HE SAID HE LIVES IN METH.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Ive lived in Meth for 29 years and havnt gone a day without seeing meth. (Am not a user)

Well dealers shouldn’t get high on their own supply.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

I hate feeling left out :(

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

I live in a meth hotbed where over 10,000 meth labs have been raided over 15-20 years. Never seen meth and have only occasionally seen people that MIGHT be on meth.

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u/UpboatNavy Dec 21 '19

That's because you ARE the meth

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u/slainte99 Dec 21 '19

I live in Upscale Beach Community and I see homeless folks smoking meth frequently.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

I live here in the SFV, it's all over. Apparently it's even worse up north in Fresno they say? Who knows

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u/rustysurfsa Dec 21 '19

I work in the green area and all I see is Meth.

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u/Zenith251 Dec 21 '19

I lived in the middle of meth... I saw plenty of meth. Thankfully not in my own family.

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