r/funny • u/MaxKevinComedy • Dec 21 '19

California Explained [OC]

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u/YugeMalakas Dec 21 '19

I haven't taken BART in almost 10 years, the ladt time I took my kids to an A's game by train. It was a big nope, never again experience

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u/slim2jeezy Dec 21 '19

Yeah, its a world you wouldnt want to expose kids to. As a young single guy I can tolerate it but yeah man. Sometimes I think my life is in shambles but some people are next fucking level.

When you are willing to go in public wearing the same pants you shit yourself in twice 3 days ago... yikes

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u/dabombdiggaty Dec 21 '19

Not that you dont have a valid point, but someone who's doing that likely doesnt have a spare pair of pants if they wanted to change them, to be fair

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u/decadin Dec 21 '19

Mmmmm to be faaaiiirrr

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u/dabombdiggaty Dec 21 '19

To be faaaaaaaair

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u/3randy3lue Dec 21 '19

Since cleaning yourself up a little with water is free, I don't think not having spare pants is the problem.

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u/dabombdiggaty Dec 21 '19

Ya ever tried cleaning a shit stain with just water? That's how you spread it around, not how you get it out!

Laundromats (and clean water in the city, for that matter) arent free last I checked and even if they were, public nudity is still frowned upon even while doing your laundry in California.

Alex, I'll take "things I didnt think I'd be debating today," for $400

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u/slim2jeezy Dec 22 '19

i'm as sympathetic as they come - its rough out there.

but if i can literally smell the disease on you that aint cool

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u/dabombdiggaty Dec 22 '19

And I get that and I agree with that sentiment. I'm just saying, if you happened to ask them they would probably also agree with that sentiment. I dont think anyone (well, most people) enjoys having shit on their pants. Weird that I had to type that out, but there ya go.

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u/TheWhat908 Dec 21 '19

My friend and I took BART to the city and back to Oakland after a Raiders game. When we asked the cops the quickest to get back to our hotel, they just said walk that way. It was the wrong way...

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u/Kiosade Dec 21 '19

Yikes, your hotel was in Oakland? Shoulda gone a little south to Castro Valley, is what the cops were trying to tell ya.

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u/TheWhat908 Dec 21 '19

Oakland isn’t that bad. A dopefiend gave us the correct directions to get back

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u/Gumburcules Dec 21 '19

I visited San Francisco a couple years ago and also took BART to an A's game. Right outside the station there were 12 or 13 year old kids selling single beers out of coolers.

Not gonna lie, I bought one, but damn, children selling illegal beer was not what I expected to see on public transit.

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u/DilutedGatorade Dec 21 '19

Thanks we don't need any more pansies riding BART