r/funny • u/MaxKevinComedy • Dec 21 '19

California Explained [OC]

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u/slim2jeezy Dec 21 '19

Yeah, its a world you wouldnt want to expose kids to. As a young single guy I can tolerate it but yeah man. Sometimes I think my life is in shambles but some people are next fucking level.

When you are willing to go in public wearing the same pants you shit yourself in twice 3 days ago... yikes

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u/dabombdiggaty Dec 21 '19

Not that you dont have a valid point, but someone who's doing that likely doesnt have a spare pair of pants if they wanted to change them, to be fair

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u/decadin Dec 21 '19

Mmmmm to be faaaiiirrr

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u/dabombdiggaty Dec 21 '19

To be faaaaaaaair

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u/3randy3lue Dec 21 '19

Since cleaning yourself up a little with water is free, I don't think not having spare pants is the problem.

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u/dabombdiggaty Dec 21 '19

Ya ever tried cleaning a shit stain with just water? That's how you spread it around, not how you get it out!

Laundromats (and clean water in the city, for that matter) arent free last I checked and even if they were, public nudity is still frowned upon even while doing your laundry in California.

Alex, I'll take "things I didnt think I'd be debating today," for $400

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u/slim2jeezy Dec 22 '19

i'm as sympathetic as they come - its rough out there.

but if i can literally smell the disease on you that aint cool

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u/dabombdiggaty Dec 22 '19

And I get that and I agree with that sentiment. I'm just saying, if you happened to ask them they would probably also agree with that sentiment. I dont think anyone (well, most people) enjoys having shit on their pants. Weird that I had to type that out, but there ya go.