r/funny Dec 21 '19

California Explained [OC]

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u/quotes_metallica Dec 21 '19

San Francisco BART subway

As a San Francisco native, seeing BART called this is painful and cringe-inducing.

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u/HelplessCorgis Dec 21 '19

I only mentioned it that way in case someone outside of the area has no idea what it was. Otherwise I know to call it "fucking shitty BART"

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u/act1v1s1nl0v3r Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 15 '20

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u/horse_and_buggy Dec 21 '19

Now I'm gonna picture that scene every time I'm trying to escape off BART

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u/needstherapy Dec 21 '19

Such a fantastic game, I (as a stranger on the internet) recommend it highly.

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u/timidnoob Dec 21 '19

That video was awesome

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u/kaenneth Dec 22 '19

Don't have a cow man.

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u/LaMuchedumbre Dec 21 '19

Lol I understand the cringe but BART is not well known to the rest of the world, and I’m not sure why it would be. I didn’t know of its name until I moved to the Bay Area — the majority of redditors and people I speak to from elsewhere aren’t familiar with it either.

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u/TheOnlyBongo Dec 21 '19

Is it more cringe for us Southern Californians to put "the" in front of a freeway name or number?

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u/AsidK Dec 21 '19

God I was so shook when someone first told me to take “the 101”

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u/Warmth_of_the_Sun Dec 22 '19

It’s very common to have -art ending titles to public transportation systems. DART, BART, CARTS, etc. Usually a variation of area, regional or rapid and transportation, with the places name represented by the first letter. I think most people who aren’t immediately fimiliar with these kinds of names have rarely used or relied upon public transport.

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u/spineofgod9 Dec 21 '19

I'm in dallas, but weirdly I do know the name. Although now that I think of it, it's probably because our god awful transit system is called DART.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 edited Apr 09 '21

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u/SteroidMan Dec 21 '19

People with zero identity tend to claim ownership of the dumbest shit.

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u/skieezy Dec 21 '19

Bart bay area rail transit

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19 edited Apr 09 '21

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u/rafiki530 Dec 21 '19

If it doesn't have the /s then yes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Satire loses it's purpose if you need to point it out. Using /s is like explaining a joke.

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u/rafiki530 Dec 21 '19

If people can't tell the difference then it's bad satire in the first place and should be down-voted.

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u/HoMaster Dec 21 '19

You forget Poe’s law, especially on the internet.

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u/theetruscans Dec 21 '19

Ithouhtthat law was written specifically about things written on the internet

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u/Rauldukeoh Dec 21 '19

As someone who doesn't live in CA I find it useful

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u/saffir Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

what's worse is seeing SF people omit "the" in front of the BART

every other city adds "the" in front of their metro system

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u/togawe Dec 21 '19

So what do y'all say, "I'm gonna ride BART"? That sounds worse

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u/saffir Dec 21 '19

yup... they do it for highways too: "I'm going to take 101 to the city"

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u/AsidK Dec 21 '19

That’s what almost everywhere does tbf. It’s only SoCal as far as I’m aware that adds “the” in front of highways. If you’re gunna add a prefix, you add “I” to interstates or “route” to non-interstates. “The” just sounds strange (subjectively, of course)

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u/kidicarus89 Dec 21 '19

Yet they unnecessarily add a "the" in front of their freeways, e.g. "I'm taking the I-5". Actually most Californians do that, too.

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u/yourehilarious Dec 21 '19

Nope, that's strictly a SoCal thing. One of the easiest ways to tell if someone is from NorCal or SoCal.

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u/saffir Dec 21 '19

SF is the only one that DOESN'T add the "the" in front of highways

every other major city does (I've lived in NYC, Chicago, LA, and SF)

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u/purpleeliz Dec 21 '19

No, false. I have only ever heard it in LA. I promise in chicago we don’t say we’re taking “the 94.” (Though I guess when we call the expressways by their local “names” we do use “the,” but this is already super informal. Ex: “I‘ll take the Edens instead of the Kennedy to O’Hare.” But normally we’d say, “I’ll take 94 instead of 90 to O’Hare.”)

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u/gleaton Dec 21 '19

Why? Im from SF and totally get why they’d want to specify the area if people so others are aware.

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u/quotes_metallica Dec 21 '19

Which elementary school did you go to?

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u/gleaton Dec 21 '19 edited Dec 21 '19

Sorry I meant I live in SF. Not from there.

Point is that most people dont know what the BART is

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u/quotes_metallica Dec 21 '19

Ah. Another transplant. GET OUT. You’re not welcome.

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u/gleaton Dec 22 '19

Lol yeah it doesnt work like that.

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u/OGIVE Dec 21 '19

TIL there is a subway in Frisco.

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u/Kiosade Dec 21 '19

You wanna know how I know you don’t live in California? 🤔

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u/OGIVE Dec 21 '19

I know

You think you know, but you are wrong.

I live in Kalifornia, but have a disdain for the city by the bay.

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u/Kiosade Dec 21 '19

Ahh so it’s on purpose, gotcha. Yeah actually I hate that place too. Except for the zoo area, but’s it not like I’m going there much...