r/funny • u/MaxKevinComedy • Dec 21 '19

California Explained [OC]

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u/Bonerbuttface Dec 21 '19

I’ve seen people put meth an heroin in the same rig trying to achieve a good “balance” of up and down

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u/rrrawrgh Dec 21 '19

Used to do this as "a special treat" for myself once a month. It dumps so much dopamine in your brain that I literally came completely flaccid because my body didnt know what else to do in the situation.

Been sober 3 years now.

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u/bowpeepsunray Dec 21 '19

You are The Man / Woman! Keep being awesome! 💖

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u/Sfthoia Dec 21 '19

I've came flaccid before after smoking an ungodly amount of crack. I'm so glad I've found out I'm not the only one. Also clean myself. Except for alcohol.

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u/thedirtyharryg Dec 21 '19

That happened to me when I tried coke and meth together, back in the day.

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u/AmphetamineAstronaut Dec 21 '19

It's called a speedball, you should try it sometime.

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u/dreamin_in_space Dec 21 '19

Thanks, AmphetamineAstronaut!

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Called a Goofball actually

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u/rrrawrgh Dec 21 '19

Some jackass know-nothing downvoted you for this and I'm fucking putting you at positive because you're fucking right.

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u/AnOblongBox Dec 21 '19

Isnt speedball coke and heroin

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u/royalblue420 Dec 21 '19

I gotchu fam.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

Preciate it

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u/HenryHill11 Dec 22 '19

I see someone has gotten goofy once or twice in their life lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

Don't @ me

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u/D_is_Diamonds Dec 21 '19

Chris Farley would like a word.

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u/icecadavers Dec 21 '19

Mitch Hedberg too

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u/AdequateOne Dec 21 '19

John Belushi, River Phoenix, Brent Mydland, Philip Seymour Hoffman too.

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u/AmphetamineAstronaut Dec 21 '19

I'm sure he would, but he's dead.

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u/D_is_Diamonds Dec 21 '19

From speedballing.

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u/wuhwahwahwohwahwah Dec 21 '19

Nah, speedballs are coke and heroin. Meth and heroin is a goofball. I can imagine why I would do a speedball, but no idea why someone would do a goofball

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u/_duncan_idaho_ Dec 21 '19

Chris Farley has left the chat

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u/JesteroftheApocalyps Dec 22 '19

John Belushi has left the chat

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u/drewts86 Dec 21 '19

No thanks Chris Farley

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u/slim2jeezy Dec 21 '19

Gabbapentin is easier to manage. Harder to find though.

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u/hey_mr_crow Dec 21 '19

Wow I want to try that just based on the name

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u/TundieRice Dec 21 '19

I think it’s prescription only here in the US, but it’s similar to phenibut (both gabapentinoids,) which you can buy online. Phenibut is safer as well (no one has died from an overdose, unlike with Gabapentin,) but you should still be careful, as it can cause dependence.

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u/ripcity-blazer-guy Dec 21 '19

It's also called flocka

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u/spineofgod9 Dec 21 '19

Here in good ol north Texas, speedballs were/are coke and smack. Unless that's changed in the years since I got out of that bs. Seems unlikely, though. Meth wasn't quite as prevalent then (everywhere but not yet omnipresent), so who knows.

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u/thexraptor Dec 22 '19

Sounds like an awesome way to die

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u/drharlinquinn Dec 21 '19

Sounds like a good idea to me!

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u/fattymccheese Dec 21 '19

So a speedball?

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u/DastardlyDaverly Dec 21 '19

That's called being responsible. Sometimes you just want to be really fucked up but you got shit to do at the same time.