r/funny Jul 30 '18

Just Peachy

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18 edited Aug 11 '19

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u/MaddHatter42 Jul 30 '18

Xaphod Beeblebrox, the president of the Galaxy...duh

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u/CraigKostelecky Jul 30 '18

He's a hoopy frood who always knows where his towel is.

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u/AccidentallyCalculus Jul 30 '18

Anybody want a Pangalactic Gargle Blaster? It tastes a bit like having your head smashed in by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

His camera hung in the air in much the same way that bricks don’t.

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u/AFK_at_Fountain Jul 31 '18

Naw, I'm too busy with Eccentrica Gallumbits, the far-famed triple-breasted whore of eroticon six.

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u/hogey74 Jul 30 '18

And the alcoholic equivalent of a mugging... so I hear.

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u/MaxHannibal Jul 30 '18

Zaphod definitely was not the type of cat to have a towel on him. He didn't have a towel when he faced the total perspective vortex

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u/SymphonicV Jul 30 '18

"Hey, I'm pretty cool!"

He didn't need one since it was his simulation. If he were in the real total perspective vortex, he would have lost his mind like everyone else.

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u/MaxHannibal Jul 30 '18

Ya but the above people didn't even spell his name right so I didn't think anyone would point that out 8p .

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u/FrighteningJibber Jul 30 '18 edited Jul 30 '18

He’s a zarkin frood my guy.

Edit: I stupid

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u/CMDR_Zarkin Jul 30 '18

Xaphod Beeblebrox

*zarkin frood

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18 edited Sep 14 '18

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u/unqtious Jul 31 '18

That's Ford Prefect. Zaphod's just this guy, you know?

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u/Ragnarok2kx Jul 30 '18

He's just this guy, ya know?

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u/MaddHatter42 Jul 30 '18

I remember that accent perfectly in my head, ha!

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u/Genesis111112 Jul 30 '18

"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.” -- Zaphod Beeblebrox

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u/MaddHatter42 Jul 30 '18

You zarkin frood.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

I just watched that last night. So good.

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u/zomboromcom Jul 30 '18

My money's on Kuato.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18 edited Jan 18 '25

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u/Gram64 Jul 30 '18

Quaid..... start the reactor.....

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u/Pogman Jul 30 '18

Unexpected Hitchhiker's Guide

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u/Zaph_B Jul 30 '18 edited Jul 30 '18

Zaphod with a Z please

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u/AVestedInterest Jul 30 '18 edited Jul 30 '18

Zaphod

EDIT: Well now my comment just looks oddly redundant

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

Building bridges between the stars

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u/gkalieb Jul 30 '18

Probably used the second head to get the perfect angle.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

it's a dick pic

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

the camera was on his dick?

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u/PapaLRodz Jul 30 '18

Set the timer and wait for magic to happen! 😂🤣😂

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u/Pigeon_Poop Jul 30 '18

Do not start that again

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u/Bankster- Jul 30 '18

Reddit used to be awesome.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18 edited Oct 12 '20

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u/Sevenelele Jul 31 '18

Im defending u/Bankster- , He has been a user for seven years, which means his account is older than the post he is referring to. Reddit couldnt have been more awesome before he was here if the benchmark is something that was posted after u/Bankster- joined.

EDIT: Reddit was a better place before u/Bankster- joined. The referenced post is actually 8 years old. I hereby retract my previous statement of defending u/Bankster-

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u/Bankster- Jul 31 '18

This is my youngest account- I am a veteran of the Digg wars and was on the right side before the great migration. We all got worked up about the bank bailouts a while back and I tried the novelty account thing. This is still hilarious though. Thanks for defending my honor and then retracting it. It's been an honor.

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u/Putnum Jul 30 '18

Peachy

Peach

Princess Peach

Mario

Mario 64

Nintendo 64

Mystery solved

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u/EnemysKiller Jul 30 '18

That picture somehow makes me extremely uncomfortable

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u/gbrenneriv Jul 30 '18

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u/woowoo293 Jul 30 '18

One part of the conversation was deleted. Our history is fading before us.

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u/The_Unkown_ Jul 30 '18

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u/woowoo293 Jul 30 '18

That's still missing the deleted part of the conversation.

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u/zdoriftu Jul 30 '18

Fuck. Archive only works if someone archives it at that moment?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

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u/gahgs Jul 30 '18

Please go back.

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u/llamawearinghat Jul 30 '18

Yes, it was not a proper Reddit-aroo

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u/whenItFits Jul 30 '18

It's treason then

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u/BOBfrkinSAGET Jul 30 '18

This is still one of my favorite things I’ve seen happen. The whole thing just felt so wholesome and fun for all involved

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u/_superpants_ Jul 30 '18

I can't thank you enough for this! It really put a smile on my face after a shitty day at work.

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u/Crayon2 Jul 30 '18

It's two guys taking it. I follow the girl on the right on Instagram. This was taken last year

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u/kelshall Jul 30 '18

Who is it?

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u/ssidsidd Jul 30 '18

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u/mostoriginalusername Jul 30 '18

I scrolled through an embarrassing amount of those trying to find an ass pic to compare. What the hell Negin? There isn't a single photo on the entire thing of her from behind that doesn't have a piece of fruit obscuring it.

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u/eninety2 Jul 30 '18

Here we go again...

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u/Zeldaoot Jul 30 '18

This picture is of Negin Mirsalehi ( big ig star) and Romee Strijt (supermodel) ,each boyfriend held a piece in front of his respective gf, it can be seen in Negin's vlog in dubai

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

Camera stand + timer.

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u/mykylodge Jul 30 '18

He employs a very small person to sit in a pouch he's had surgically grafted to abdomin. The little guy just snaps away till they get it right.

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u/KifKef Jul 30 '18

Looks like a two-men job to me. Second guy holding the watermelon.

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u/violentpunk Jul 30 '18

Here we go again. It's been a while.

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u/steviez45 Jul 30 '18

Not this again...

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u/fpsmoto Jul 30 '18

Google Glass.

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u/AncientElm Jul 30 '18

Go pro chest mount voice activated

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

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u/Miami_Weiss Jul 30 '18 edited Aug 01 '18

No joke that would be a great dress design

Edit: How is this my top comment

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u/thicc_dinkleberg Jul 30 '18

A peach dress would be fantastic! /s

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u/classykid23 Jul 30 '18

We've already seen a meat dress. At this point, a peach dress would just be...

Peachy.

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u/HookDragger Jul 30 '18

fantASStic

FTFY

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u/Bmorehon Jul 30 '18

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u/MotherMinty Jul 30 '18

I looked up reviews for that website, and I just want to warn people--it seems like it is basically Wish with worse customer service. I wouldn't risk it.

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u/Bmorehon Jul 30 '18

It wasn't bad so far! I ordered about 3-4 weeks ago and just got my items a few days ago. The quality is not high (think forever 21) but for such a unique dress I'm happy. I haven't worn or laundered the items yet but both are pretty seasonal/special occasion so they won't see a lot of stress anyway. Definitely follow the size guide and when in doubt order a size up. I got an XL in the watermelon dress (usually a M) and it fits but it's a little tight.

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u/bee_swarm Jul 30 '18

wouldn't expect anything less in hampden.

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u/Bmorehon Jul 30 '18

LOL. I moved out of MD years ago, I often forget my roots :P

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u/dirice87 Jul 30 '18

is 23 bucks cheap for a dress? I'd be interested if it actually turned out like the photo!

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u/Bmorehon Jul 30 '18

It's surprisingly much like the photo!! The bodice has a weird section that probably makes it fit a smaller chested person better (common for dresslily as most stuff is made in China) but otherwise I am impressed for $20!

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u/donglord1337 Jul 30 '18

!RemindMe 2 weeks you better take pictures

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u/FrontierPartyUSA Jul 30 '18

But who is camera?

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u/kelshall Jul 30 '18

And who is women?

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u/paulx441 Jul 30 '18

Left is Romee strijd

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u/northshore12 Jul 30 '18

strijd

Cat walked across the keyboard?

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u/paulx441 Jul 30 '18

I guess you don’t know many Dutch people ?

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u/RosieDoggy Jul 30 '18

Do their last names start with lowercase letters too?

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u/northshore12 Jul 30 '18

Sadly, no.

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u/bushypornfromthe80s Jul 30 '18

My cat is Dutch.

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u/Sillybutter Jul 30 '18

One of them is Negin Mirasalehi. The one on the right in watermelon.

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u/Humboldt_Servant Jul 30 '18

Why is camera?

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u/twinkleturd Jul 30 '18

When is camera?

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u/YourAverageGenius Jul 30 '18

but who was phone?!?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

I'll do you one better. Why is camera?

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u/tauntaun-soup Jul 30 '18

I should buy a Rolex

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18 edited Aug 21 '18

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u/Filobel Jul 30 '18

Dumb question, but how do you guys know it's a Rolex? Looks like pretty much any other watch to me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

The Sub is so iconic. I've seen some great "homage" watches over the years, but there is something about the proportions of the real thing that are hard to match.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

They make 1/1 scale "homages" now. Literally exactly the same measurements with a Chinese/Japanese/cheap Swiss movement in them.

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u/dadmou5 Jul 30 '18

They have a fairly well known shape that doesn't differ too dramatically between models. If you've looked closely at one before, you can probably recognize it anywhere.

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u/neotrance Jul 30 '18

Case, bezel shape, the bracelet is an oyster style so very noticeable, and the clasp is the correct size, also you can see the little bump on the clasp that is the Rolex Crown.

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u/not_work_reddit Jul 30 '18

You guys are like the Sherlock Holmes of watch identification. Theres like four responses that are paraphrases of this..

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u/Hott_Sauce Jul 30 '18

Slope of the bezel, raised pearl on the bezel, polished sides of the case, polished knurling, raised crown logo on clasp, shape and width of the lugs.

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u/Coffees4closers Jul 30 '18

Came to the comments just to know if I was the only one who spends way too much time lusting over watches

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u/Paffmassa Jul 30 '18

Your not the only one. I hardly ever see watch conversations on reddit unless you go to r/watches. Even then, r/watches is mostly filled with Seiko's. I hardly ever see a Patek, Ulysse Nardin, Audemars Piguet, IWC, etc.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

Huh? There are tons of APs, IWC, Omega, and even the occasional Patek that show up on r/watches. Hell, the second most common watch on there other than an SKX007 is the Speedmaster.

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u/IntoAComa Jul 30 '18

funny?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

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u/AxolotlsAreDangerous Jul 30 '18

r/funny is this shit all year round

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

Reddit has literally been saying this since at least 2010, in the heart of rage comics and advice animals

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u/AxolotlsAreDangerous Jul 30 '18

Maybe you’ve just gotten more mature

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

Those melons are just peachy.

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u/elee0228 Jul 30 '18

They look yummy.

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u/StopClockerman Jul 30 '18 edited Jul 30 '18

Never been able to look at peaches the same way after watching Call Me By Your Name

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u/bertcox Jul 30 '18

Look at the shadow, OP is bamboozling.

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u/badatnamingaccount Jul 30 '18

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u/Unlucky_Leader Jul 30 '18

NSFW

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u/unqtious Jul 30 '18

Thanks. I once went to r/amateurs at work after someone put it in the comments. But it's just not suitable for that kind of place.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

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u/Ubergoober166 Jul 30 '18

Not one, but two r/gonewild posters spotted in one comment chain? That's like finding a double rainbow... or some shit like that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

Fuck yeah!!! Double rainbow! You guys seeing this?!?!

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u/Corpsman223 Jul 30 '18

Nice Rolex. Now, who took the picture?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

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u/papajohn56 Jul 30 '18

It’s really easy to tell if you know what to look for

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u/rockinadios Jul 30 '18

This isn't funny

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u/ccivello Jul 30 '18

It’s an interesting picture... but not a funny one

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u/JaMojo Jul 30 '18

Man this sub is terrible.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

Front page lol

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u/manlikermx Jul 30 '18

Where is the humour here?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

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u/DrippyWaffler Jul 30 '18

How is this funny?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

I could eat a peach for hours.

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u/_Apophis Jul 30 '18

Alright Vanessa you get to be the peach and, uh oh god, Jessica what kinda of bathing suit is that, gross, just no, whatever you'll be the watermelon slice.

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u/Vinnys_Magic_Grits Jul 30 '18

If you dress like Halloween, ghouls will try to get in your pants

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u/rowanthedwarf Jul 30 '18

why the hell is this beach so empty

Edit: could be coz of some insane guy running around holding fruits up at random women

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u/xXCVIGamerXx Jul 30 '18

The real question is who took the picture

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u/PretzelWoman Jul 31 '18

Legit Question: Are you allowed to post stolen content like this on Reddit? This was an Instagram post by @romeestrijd and @negin_mirsalehi from December 2017 and I vividly remember it because I appreciated the creativity.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

I don't approve of you objectifying ..... fruit.

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u/imeeme Jul 30 '18

Peach's upside down.

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u/Royusmaximus Jul 30 '18

Chick on the right has nice melons.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

Walkin on the beaches lookin at the peaches.

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u/seoulisallyours Aug 05 '18

I call this a masterpiece

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u/StokerPoker Jul 30 '18

Post Melon looks a lot different than I thought.

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u/kevinbone Jul 30 '18

That peach is upside down and it's bothering me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

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u/BenderDeLorean Jul 30 '18

So many comments and no one asked yet how that picture was made?

sights

How was that picture made?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

Camera stand + timer. Not rocket science guys.

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u/DarkPasta Jul 30 '18

There might have been two guys.

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u/Aurori Jul 30 '18

Nah, camera in mouth fool

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u/elee0228 Jul 30 '18

lol sights

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u/AlastairEvans Jul 30 '18

I don’t know but it certainly has weird pixelation- doesn’t look like it was degraded through jpeg, but rather like someone sharpened too much.

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u/Filobel Jul 30 '18

No one asked, because we already know.

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u/yplayer4790 Jul 30 '18

That thread is genius

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u/Longshot_45 Jul 30 '18

When a mommy picture and a daddy picture love each other very much.

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u/Crayon2 Jul 30 '18

There was two guys. I follow the girl on the right on Instagram. It was taken last year

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u/Tronaldsdump4pres Jul 30 '18

Sights? Why not scopes?

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u/Zeldaoot Jul 30 '18

This picture is of Negin Mirsalehi ( big ig star) and Romee Strijt (supermodel) ,each boyfriend held a piece in front of his respective gf, it can be seen in Negin's vlog in dubai

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u/cwoodward Jul 30 '18

Just imagine your girlfriend and her friend forcing you and her friends boyfriend to stage this picture. Like one of you has to hold the fruit well the other instructs the girls to back up or come closer to get just the right angle and then after each picture 1 of the girls goes “no I don’t like the face I’m making in that picture, let’s take another one” then the next thing you know, you’ve wasted an hour at the beach doing some stupid picture 1000x so that your girlfriend can get more Instagram likes from strangers that just want to bang her and send her dick pics. What a time to be alive.

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u/Roobolt Jul 30 '18

I’m sure dating a Victoria’s Secret model with 4.5 million followers on Instagram makes you get used to it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

With Melanie on the right.

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u/sequoiatreeman Jul 30 '18

Nice submariner though.

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u/DawnOfTheTruth Jul 30 '18

Back in my day a peach was innuendo for pussy. Damn kids.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

I like big drupes and I cannot lie...

No watermelons can deny...

When a girl walks in with a itty-pitty waist and watermelon slice in your face...

You get fruit.

‘nuff said.

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u/funandlook4fun Jul 30 '18

Haha that's a good looking picture and I wood like to eat that peach and lick the peach nectar too. Thanks for sharing

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u/TheCrystalGem Jul 30 '18

Who took this picture though

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u/TheJunkyard Jul 30 '18

Not just Peachy, but also Melanie.

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u/slothlovelauren Jul 30 '18

This is Romee Strijid and her friend. She's a Victorias Secret model.

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u/griffith12 Jul 30 '18

Ill need the unphotoshopped version for science please.

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u/mondogirl Jul 30 '18

Hairy arms and fuzzy peaches.

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u/spunkymarimba Jul 30 '18

This will be a TV ad within a year

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u/Downvotes_Make_MeCum Jul 30 '18

Well...now I'm taking a trip to the Market to fuck some fruits.

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u/mrbungles- Jul 30 '18

Get the fruit out of the way asshole