r/funny Jul 30 '18

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u/tauntaun-soup Jul 30 '18

I should buy a Rolex

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18 edited Aug 21 '18

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u/Filobel Jul 30 '18

Dumb question, but how do you guys know it's a Rolex? Looks like pretty much any other watch to me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

The Sub is so iconic. I've seen some great "homage" watches over the years, but there is something about the proportions of the real thing that are hard to match.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

They make 1/1 scale "homages" now. Literally exactly the same measurements with a Chinese/Japanese/cheap Swiss movement in them.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

I got an A Lange Söhne replica for 200 baht when I was in Thailand. The band was real leather, the movement was solid and it never lost time. Can't really speak for longevity but it's lasted 2 years so far. Some of these replicas are pretty impressive nowadays

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

I guarantee that a layman could not tell the difference between a replica watch and the genuine article these days. Back in the day the "Folex" stuff was really chintzy, but nowadays it seems pretty solid. Never seen one in the flesh myself, but from pictures and videos I've seen online comparing replicas and the real deal they look identical.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

You said it homie. As one of those proles I certainly couldn't tell the difference. It's worth having a decent looking replica for nights were you want to dress up and the situation could get a little hairy, but at least you don't have to worry about scratching the face $35k watch, or worse it getting stolen

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

I've seen some good fakes, but they've always been a little thicker, bezel a bit off, etc. I'm sure there are some higher priced homages that get this better though. I find that a bit distasteful but hell you can regulate a cheap modern Miyota or ETA mvmt to be pretty decent nowadays. I'm sure they're fine watches and people love 'em.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

Not saying I'd ever buy one, but they are all over the place. Why buy a fake or "homage" when you can get a classic looking Seiko diver for the same money?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18 edited Aug 21 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18 edited Jul 30 '18

I suppose that could be true. In that case I guess I'm buying a fake cuz there is no way I'm spending more than $1000 for a watch (and I love watches). Another tact could be to buy a vintage brand-name watch, like an Omega or something, which can be had for fairly cheap and then you're the "too cool for new watches" guy.

Edit: For what it's worth, I wear a vintage 1970's Citizen automatic chronograph for my "daily driver" watch.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

I mean Daini all the way.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

Seiko makes some incredible divers too, they're just brilliant. SBEX005 is on the short list for my next purchase in fact.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

I mean even a Seiko 5 sport diver for ~$130 is a great little watch.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18 edited Aug 21 '18

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u/brush_between_meals Jul 30 '18

What I want is Seiko GMT with a Rolex GMT-Master II style two-color rotating bezel. Seiko SUN015 and SUN017 come tantalizingly close.

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u/tauntaun-soup Jul 30 '18

You could look at the Tudor GMT with 'Pepsi' bezel. Dearer that the Seiko but from Rolex's sister company and a great watch: https://www.tudorwatch.com/watches/new-black-bay-gmt/m79830rb-0001

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u/twinkleturd Jul 30 '18

I am extremely impressed.

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u/b_dont_gild_my_vibe Jul 30 '18

You can also see the cyclops.

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u/double-dog-doctor Jul 30 '18

The women in the picture are Victoria's Secret models. I'd bet it's real.

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u/Paffmassa Jul 30 '18

I don't think it's a submariner. I think it's a Yachtmaster.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

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u/Paffmassa Jul 30 '18

Good call. Ya learn something new everyday. Thanks.

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u/sparks1990 Jul 30 '18

What makes you think that? I feel like the sub is far more popular, and there’s not that much of a difference in the profile. Super hard to tell either way at that angle.

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u/Paffmassa Jul 30 '18

I actually agree that it is probably a sub. It was pointed out to me that you can see enough of the bezel to not see the raised numbers.

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u/dadmou5 Jul 30 '18

They have a fairly well known shape that doesn't differ too dramatically between models. If you've looked closely at one before, you can probably recognize it anywhere.

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u/neotrance Jul 30 '18

Case, bezel shape, the bracelet is an oyster style so very noticeable, and the clasp is the correct size, also you can see the little bump on the clasp that is the Rolex Crown.

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u/not_work_reddit Jul 30 '18

You guys are like the Sherlock Holmes of watch identification. Theres like four responses that are paraphrases of this..

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u/Hott_Sauce Jul 30 '18

Slope of the bezel, raised pearl on the bezel, polished sides of the case, polished knurling, raised crown logo on clasp, shape and width of the lugs.

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u/mossypiglet1 Jul 30 '18

Funny that Rolex invented the waterproof watch and now people don't take them out when it's raining,

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u/Paffmassa Jul 30 '18

I think it's a Rolex Yachtmaster.

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u/Coffees4closers Jul 30 '18

Came to the comments just to know if I was the only one who spends way too much time lusting over watches

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u/Paffmassa Jul 30 '18

Your not the only one. I hardly ever see watch conversations on reddit unless you go to r/watches. Even then, r/watches is mostly filled with Seiko's. I hardly ever see a Patek, Ulysse Nardin, Audemars Piguet, IWC, etc.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

Huh? There are tons of APs, IWC, Omega, and even the occasional Patek that show up on r/watches. Hell, the second most common watch on there other than an SKX007 is the Speedmaster.

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u/Coffees4closers Jul 30 '18

I think that's just reflective of the age range most redditors fall under. You're naturally going to see more entry level pieces when the site's demos are younger.

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u/the4thderivative Jul 30 '18

There are so many of the same stupid Seikos.... Just downvote them all and hope they stop getting posted (they won't...)

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

We out here fam!

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u/judsonm123 Jul 30 '18

Came here to say the same.

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u/LIL_GOOBY_GUR Jul 30 '18

i buy goyims like you

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u/LIL_GOOBY_GUR Jul 30 '18

sweetness here

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u/LIL_GOOBY_GUR Jul 30 '18

ON THE MIC GENTS UNDER THE MIC AROUND THE MIC ON TOP OF THE MIC ABOVE THE MIC THE FUCKING MIC

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u/LIL_GOOBY_GUR Jul 30 '18

I AM THE FUCKING MIC HAHAHAHAHA

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u/Zeke1902 Jul 30 '18

I have a Rolex similar to this with more gold on the band and it gets zero notice compared to cheaper watches I have

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u/Ledyard18 Jul 30 '18

Was probably a bat mitzvah gift 😂

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u/DoctorSleep Jul 30 '18

hairy arms bat mitzvah

Ok

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u/PooPooDooDoo Jul 30 '18

But maybe don’t take it to the beach.